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digitalpress
11-16-2003, 03:30 PM
Critique the critique!
Rate this review on a scale of 1-10. Please explain your score. Was the review entertaining? Informative? Well-written? All of these things should go toward your critique.
http://www.digitpress.com/reviews/contest/residentevil.htm
digitalpress
11-16-2003, 03:30 PM
Critique the critique!
Rate this review on a scale of 1-10. Please explain your score. Was the review entertaining? Informative? Well-written? All of these things should go toward your critique.
http://www.digitpress.com/reviews/contest/residentevil.htm
Flack
11-16-2003, 06:23 PM
20!
I think we should ALL feel sorry for this guy and give him the grand prize!!!
Flack
11-16-2003, 06:23 PM
20!
I think we should ALL feel sorry for this guy and give him the grand prize!!!
Lady Jaye
11-16-2003, 06:31 PM
If this were the "funniest review" contest, it'd be a good contender.
As a "real review" entry, however... well, what can I say? This person took a total of five minutes writing this down and did not actually provide a proper review.
1/10. I give this score because I feel generous.
Lady Jaye
11-16-2003, 06:31 PM
If this were the "funniest review" contest, it'd be a good contender.
As a "real review" entry, however... well, what can I say? This person took a total of five minutes writing this down and did not actually provide a proper review.
1/10. I give this score because I feel generous.
Querjek
11-16-2003, 06:36 PM
2/10. 1 point for entering, 1 point for using so many asterisks.
Querjek
11-16-2003, 06:36 PM
2/10. 1 point for entering, 1 point for using so many asterisks.
Half Japanese
11-16-2003, 09:18 PM
1/10
An emberassing example of misdirected humor that fell pitifully short of the target.
Half Japanese
11-16-2003, 09:18 PM
1/10
An emberassing example of misdirected humor that fell pitifully short of the target.
hamburgler
11-16-2003, 09:24 PM
1.0 of 10
Whoever wrote this review must be in the past because they must really not know how good a game is first and then diss it.
hamburgler
11-16-2003, 09:24 PM
1.0 of 10
Whoever wrote this review must be in the past because they must really not know how good a game is first and then diss it.
Ascending Wordsmith
11-16-2003, 09:38 PM
1/10
What the hell is this? I could get more substance from a malfunctioning oxygen tent than I could from this review! There are no in-depth comments on graphics, gameplay, or anything. I just see a lot of cussing.
Ascending Wordsmith
11-16-2003, 09:38 PM
1/10
What the hell is this? I could get more substance from a malfunctioning oxygen tent than I could from this review! There are no in-depth comments on graphics, gameplay, or anything. I just see a lot of cussing.
Slipdeath
11-16-2003, 10:22 PM
should i read any more reviews, nope, heres your winner
but u get a 1/10
Slipdeath
11-16-2003, 10:22 PM
should i read any more reviews, nope, heres your winner
but u get a 1/10
maxlords
11-16-2003, 11:28 PM
This is ridiculous. Why is it even allowed? Shouldn't a review like this be culled? 0/10. Seriously.
maxlords
11-16-2003, 11:28 PM
This is ridiculous. Why is it even allowed? Shouldn't a review like this be culled? 0/10. Seriously.
o2william
11-17-2003, 02:09 AM
If this was a DP forum post, it'd be great. Everybody would enjoy a big chuckle. I hope that was the writer's purpose in submitting it, because as a review, it's worthless. 1/10
o2william
11-17-2003, 02:09 AM
If this was a DP forum post, it'd be great. Everybody would enjoy a big chuckle. I hope that was the writer's purpose in submitting it, because as a review, it's worthless. 1/10
digitpress Jim
11-17-2003, 04:57 AM
0/10 I did not learn a single thing. This is a very horrible and inmature review. This one gets a big fat ZERO. I LOVE the Resident Evi seriesl, this review was a huge let down.
digitpress Jim
11-17-2003, 04:57 AM
0/10 I did not learn a single thing. This is a very horrible and inmature review. This one gets a big fat ZERO. I LOVE the Resident Evi seriesl, this review was a huge let down.
Flack
11-17-2003, 08:42 PM
My original vote of 20 was of course a joke. I'll have to go with a 0/10 here as well.
I hope I don't offend the writer by saying that this is quite possibly the worst review ever submitted to any website ever. Ever. I have a feeling s/he knows it, too.
ghsqb
11-17-2003, 08:53 PM
To whoever wrote this.
Thank you for a very funny read.
The person who did this knows its not a review.
This may be the one review that I still remember 1 year from now though.
Who here doesn't know someone that could've been the "dad" in that story.
Classic.
I give it a 2, because the author knew it sucked as a review, and sent it anyway.
That kind of balls deserves something.
digitalpress
11-18-2003, 07:52 AM
This one is getting "cut". Low review scores from our judges and forum. Sorry! Thanks for playing though... there are lots more contests coming up :)