Cat in the Hat

[Doonzmore]

Is this game any good? The graphics look interesting.

[Darth Sensei]

::waiting for a lame rhymed review::

D

[Sniderman]

I do not like The Cat in the Hat.
I will not, shall not play with The Cat.

The movie's awful, and I should think
The game will prob'ly also stink.

<takes a bow>

[petewhitley]

The movie looks so f-ing broken beyond repair (Cat In The Hat was never a fat guy, Mike Meyers). Anyways, the commercial for the game did look kinda interesting, all 2D-in-a-3D world type gameplay. Except again for that fat oaf Mike Meyers mo-capped as the Cat. Woulda been cooler cel-shaded and based off the books.

[hamburgler]

-_- ROFL -_-

Cat in the bat. LOL

[rbudrick]

Yeah, wtf is up with a fat-ass playing the cat? And why does he not have cat teeth when he smiles? Lol

Seriously, The grinch rocked. The Cat is not believeable from the previews (maybe I should see the flick), but the cat should NEVER have been FAT.

And I hate that fat-ass Disney kid that plays the boy...why is he fat too?

Hope I didn't highjack the thread...carry on.

-Rob

[den68]

I just checked out some of the game screens, the cat looks a little creepy. I'll probably snag this game once it's in the bargain bin. my daughter love the Cat in the Hat.

as for the movie, I had a few laughs and my daughter loved it. Mike Myers was basically rolling out all his usual characters which of course means he did a Scottish guy. for most of the movie he's a combination of Rip Taylor, Charles Nelson Reilly and the Cowardly Lion.

the flick does feature a cameo by current sex tape star Paris Hilton.

[SaturnRox]

The hatted cat is now a game?
I fear that it shall be so lame...
The movie sucks, I know, 'tis true
It's crap, it's shit, it's runny poo.

I did not laugh, I did not smile...
my mouth filled up with icky bile.
Mike Meyers as Austin is funny as hell...
Mike Myers as cat does truly smell.

His face looks weird, his ass is wide
Yet from this film I cannot hide.
His pasty face is everywhere
Whoops damn I shit my underwear

It's on the billboard, it's on the tube
I should have brought along my lube.
I stood in line, paid for my pass...
Just to get reamed right up the ass.

The lines were long, the prices high
my concession bill made me want to cry
I grabbed my stale corn and flat pop
Not knowing that the flick was also slop

That film caused countless aches and pains
as well as some embarassing stains
The crowd agreed... the laughter started
only when I screamed and farted

When will I see, when will I learn...
That Suess on film makes my stomach turn.
His games are equal turds most foul
The last Grinch game caused me to howl.

I fear this newest game will also blow
as past experiences often show
a beloved cartoon turned game will fail...
Though I may buy it if it goes on sale.

Happy holidays.