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Sotenga
12-02-2003, 06:11 PM
This is silly, I know, but what game titles just don't sound right to you? Here are some that I think are... dubious.

Elevator Action (well, of course)
Donkey Kong (Honky Dong)
Mr. Do's Wild Ride
Midnight Resistance
Metal Slug
Dig Dug
Altered Beast (the physique and style of clothing of the heroes doesn't really make it any better :eek 2: )
Joust
Sunset Riders
Rolling Thunder
Rampart
Quartet
Centipede
Cloak & Dagger
Sexy Parodius (could that one be less obvious? :roll:)

And I'm saving this one for last for a VERY good reason.

Splatterhouse

My man, Dire 51, explains well why Splatterhouse sounds like it could be the title of a porno... it already is.

Splatterhouse: The PORN movie?!?
Yep, you heard me right. There is a series of compilation flicks by Pleasure Productions that also go by the name Splatterhouse, but are no relation whatsoever to the games. As opposed to the sticky, red stuff that get splattered in the games; it's the sticky white stuff that gets splattered in the movies. That's it - pretty much four hours of sex scenes with money shots at the end of each. I haven't done a whole lot of research on them, but as far as I can tell these did come out before Namco published the original arcade Splatterhouse (I may be wrong about this, though), and some of the higher profile "older" (re: early to late 1980s) stars appear in them, like Seka, Ginger Lynn, Kim Alexis, Nina Hartley, Ona Zee and Ashlyn Gere. The highest number I saw listed in the series was #64, but given how porn companies release tapes in series like this, there's probably a lot more than that. So in case you happened to ever see these listed anywhere and were wondering what the deal with them was, now you know.

That's from his Splatterhouse site, by the way. West Mansion. Damn good site, I must say. :)

So, any titles that hint to double entendres out there? Or are there any game names that disturb you for some other reason that isn't sexual?

I thought I couldn't make a topic less orthodox than the one about crying over a game... but I managed to outdo myself. :evil laugh:

P.S.: I'm sorry if you'll never be able to look at these classics the same way again. :devilish:

ManekiNeko
12-02-2003, 06:25 PM
Who could forget Mountain King, Bump 'n Jump, Up 'n Down, or (for those of you out there hunting Oedipussy) I Want My Mommy?

JR

P.S. Also, Manhunt is worthy of inclusion in this list as well.

atomicthumbs
12-02-2003, 07:22 PM
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty/naughty02b.jpg

I have no idea what Boonga Boonga means, but it can't be good.

Flack
12-02-2003, 07:36 PM
I just went through the A's and B's on KLOV and was surprised to find that many of them had "hidden meanings".

19th Hole
(Hey, don't ask me who the other 18 chicks were!)

720 Degrees
(She was ugly and limber.)

Air Trix
(Don't ask what the tricks were.)

Arm Champs
(Let the "beatings" begin.)

Asteroids
(Nothing a little Preperation-H won't take care of.)

Astro Blaster
(Use your imagination.)

Astro Invader
(And again.)

Bang Bang Ball
(Ouch Ouch friend.)

Battle Balls
(Again... ouch.)

Beach Head.
(Heh.)

Beat the Champ
(Hey, name yours whatever you want I s'pose.)

Beatmania
(For those long, lonely nights.)

Big Bang
(Followed by the Big Nap.)

Black Hole
(Yeah. I even dated her.)

Blazing Tornado
(No woman has ever referred to me as this. A guy can dream though.)

Bloody Wolf
(Ok, that's just gross.)

Bonk's Adventure.
(I'll bet it involves a cave!)

Brute Force
(Ok, that's wrong.)

Burnin' Rubber
(It's the motion, baby!)

KirbyStar27
12-02-2003, 07:42 PM
Custard's Revege
(The titl hides its true bad image)

§ Gideon §
12-02-2003, 07:45 PM
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty/naughty02b.jpg

I have no idea what Boonga Boonga means, but it can't be good.
I've seen that game before, probably at fark.com. You play it by sticking things in the pretend ass, and gain points by getting the on-screen face to scream as loudly as possible. No joke: "Boonga Boonga" really does mean something "not good"... for 9 out of 10 men.

GaijinPunch
12-02-2003, 08:10 PM
Not as obvious, but Charge 'n' Blast could be construed the wrong way I'd think.

MoreEbolaForYou
12-03-2003, 09:50 AM
ahh, you've forgotten one of the most obvious: NUTS AND MILK!

Darth Sensei
12-03-2003, 10:53 AM
Beat em and eat em.

D

Oobgarm
12-03-2003, 11:57 AM
Ballz - SNES/Gen
Dead Ball Zone - PSX
Puss N Boots - NES
Mr. Nutz - SNES/GBC

Kid Fenris
12-03-2003, 02:36 PM
Meltylancer (Saturn/PlayStation)
Whip Rush (Genesis)
Sin and Punishment (N64)
Snow Bros. (Arcade)
Growlancer (PSX, PS2)
Einhander (PSX)
Tumblepop (Arcade)
Full Throttle (PC)
Trojan (Arcade)

MarioAllStar2600
12-03-2003, 02:42 PM
Splatterhouse- The one for FM Towns Marty?
A porn game eh?

Where can I get nmyself a copy?
:P :P

fcw3
12-03-2003, 03:14 PM
Have you all forgotten about "Wild Woody" for the Sega CD ?

There is also "Honey in the Sky" and "Honey on the Road" for the PC-Engine. The main character looks like a condom.

And don't even start with those Choniki Brother...

FRED

Retsudo
12-03-2003, 03:17 PM
A porn game eh?

Where can I get nmyself a copy?
:P :P

Little kids shouldnt watch porn. You might start shaving before your time :P

MarioAllStar2600
12-03-2003, 03:59 PM
A porn game eh?

Where can I get nmyself a copy?
:P :P

Little kids shouldnt watch porn. You might start shaving before your time :P

I want every FM towns game I can get. But c'mon a porn game. Thats just plain hilarious, along with disturbing.

norkusa
12-03-2003, 04:06 PM
Monster In My Pocket (NES) never sounded right to me. Just think it's way too suggestive.

bargora
12-03-2003, 04:10 PM
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Wanker

anagrama
12-03-2003, 04:24 PM
Centipede


Um? :hmm: Anyone care to enlighten me?

Kid Fenris
12-03-2003, 04:28 PM
A few more . . .

Silky Lip (PC-Engine)
Wonder Boy (Various)
Silent Bomber (PSX)
Blue Breaker (Saturn/PC-FX)
Tail Concerto (PSX)
Ballblazer Champions (PSX)
Pocket Fighter (Saturn/PSX)

Sotenga
12-03-2003, 04:45 PM
Centipede


Um? :hmm: Anyone care to enlighten me?

I thought a centipede could be construed as a wang... not good enough? :o

I knew that this topic would become real freaking hilarious. One of my favorites is one Flack mentioned; Beach Head. LOL ROFL LOL

Holy Diver (NES)
Dick Tracy (NES, Genesis)
Rush 'N' Attack (NES, arcade)
Snake, Rattle, and Roll (NES)
Tag Team Wrestling (NES)
Rushing Beat (Super Famicom)
Burning Desire (2600, and yes, it is a porn game)
Gigolo (2600, also about sex)
Final Fantasy (Many, many systems)

Iron Draggon
12-06-2003, 06:25 AM
The only one that I can think of that hasn't been mentioned yet is an import:

Blast Wind

Milk
12-06-2003, 10:20 AM
<_<

Dynamite Headdy.

dhorgan
12-06-2003, 10:55 AM
Extreme Watersports (PC).

I win. 8-)

punkoffgirl
12-06-2003, 11:51 AM
Splatterhouse- The one for FM Towns Marty?
A porn game eh?

Where can I get nmyself a copy?
:P :P

No where. It's NOT a porn game; you all know it's a game, but it's also the name of a porn MOVIE.