Sotenga
12-02-2003, 06:11 PM
This is silly, I know, but what game titles just don't sound right to you? Here are some that I think are... dubious.
Elevator Action (well, of course)
Donkey Kong (Honky Dong)
Mr. Do's Wild Ride
Midnight Resistance
Metal Slug
Dig Dug
Altered Beast (the physique and style of clothing of the heroes doesn't really make it any better :eek 2: )
Joust
Sunset Riders
Rolling Thunder
Rampart
Quartet
Centipede
Cloak & Dagger
Sexy Parodius (could that one be less obvious? :roll:)
And I'm saving this one for last for a VERY good reason.
Splatterhouse
My man, Dire 51, explains well why Splatterhouse sounds like it could be the title of a porno... it already is.
Splatterhouse: The PORN movie?!?
Yep, you heard me right. There is a series of compilation flicks by Pleasure Productions that also go by the name Splatterhouse, but are no relation whatsoever to the games. As opposed to the sticky, red stuff that get splattered in the games; it's the sticky white stuff that gets splattered in the movies. That's it - pretty much four hours of sex scenes with money shots at the end of each. I haven't done a whole lot of research on them, but as far as I can tell these did come out before Namco published the original arcade Splatterhouse (I may be wrong about this, though), and some of the higher profile "older" (re: early to late 1980s) stars appear in them, like Seka, Ginger Lynn, Kim Alexis, Nina Hartley, Ona Zee and Ashlyn Gere. The highest number I saw listed in the series was #64, but given how porn companies release tapes in series like this, there's probably a lot more than that. So in case you happened to ever see these listed anywhere and were wondering what the deal with them was, now you know.
That's from his Splatterhouse site, by the way. West Mansion. Damn good site, I must say. :)
So, any titles that hint to double entendres out there? Or are there any game names that disturb you for some other reason that isn't sexual?
I thought I couldn't make a topic less orthodox than the one about crying over a game... but I managed to outdo myself. :evil laugh:
P.S.: I'm sorry if you'll never be able to look at these classics the same way again. :devilish:
Elevator Action (well, of course)
Donkey Kong (Honky Dong)
Mr. Do's Wild Ride
Midnight Resistance
Metal Slug
Dig Dug
Altered Beast (the physique and style of clothing of the heroes doesn't really make it any better :eek 2: )
Joust
Sunset Riders
Rolling Thunder
Rampart
Quartet
Centipede
Cloak & Dagger
Sexy Parodius (could that one be less obvious? :roll:)
And I'm saving this one for last for a VERY good reason.
Splatterhouse
My man, Dire 51, explains well why Splatterhouse sounds like it could be the title of a porno... it already is.
Splatterhouse: The PORN movie?!?
Yep, you heard me right. There is a series of compilation flicks by Pleasure Productions that also go by the name Splatterhouse, but are no relation whatsoever to the games. As opposed to the sticky, red stuff that get splattered in the games; it's the sticky white stuff that gets splattered in the movies. That's it - pretty much four hours of sex scenes with money shots at the end of each. I haven't done a whole lot of research on them, but as far as I can tell these did come out before Namco published the original arcade Splatterhouse (I may be wrong about this, though), and some of the higher profile "older" (re: early to late 1980s) stars appear in them, like Seka, Ginger Lynn, Kim Alexis, Nina Hartley, Ona Zee and Ashlyn Gere. The highest number I saw listed in the series was #64, but given how porn companies release tapes in series like this, there's probably a lot more than that. So in case you happened to ever see these listed anywhere and were wondering what the deal with them was, now you know.
That's from his Splatterhouse site, by the way. West Mansion. Damn good site, I must say. :)
So, any titles that hint to double entendres out there? Or are there any game names that disturb you for some other reason that isn't sexual?
I thought I couldn't make a topic less orthodox than the one about crying over a game... but I managed to outdo myself. :evil laugh:
P.S.: I'm sorry if you'll never be able to look at these classics the same way again. :devilish: