Kid Fenris
12-05-2003, 12:08 AM
Wonder Woman, Diana, was walking in the treet, when Ares, the God of Fight appears before her:
"Now Diana, the pricess of amazons, I will free the world from your feminine and soft hands!"
"Ares! What is your tomfoolery now? You cannot touch me, I am a God too!"
"Yes, I can't touch you, but my ultra dimensional vortex can!" and Arens summons a big black hole, that sucks Diana in.
She swirls and Twirls inside the vortex, and after a while, she is spilled to the other side.
"Ahhhhh!" and she falls on the ground.
"Where am I?" she ask, looking around seeing only a swamp. She is sunk inside some kind of sludge, that is sucking her in.
"Someone! I'm going to die!" but no one. Diana is glulping a lot of sludge, and she is turning green. The sludge is at her neck, and is sucking, sucking, now, she is completely covered eith goo...only her hand is out of the sludge. She is going to die...but...someone grabs her! And pulls her out! Diana is all dirty and foul covered, and she coughs moss and fecal matter.
"So, why are you swimming in my pool?" asks a strange voice. Diana is on four recovering and then she looks up, its an ogre!
"An ogre, are you going to eat me?"
"No, I'm a good ogre, I only eat meat and my wife's ass."
"Whoa...thanks," and she gets up "Im Diana"
"Oh, I'm Shrek"
"Now Diana, the pricess of amazons, I will free the world from your feminine and soft hands!"
"Ares! What is your tomfoolery now? You cannot touch me, I am a God too!"
"Yes, I can't touch you, but my ultra dimensional vortex can!" and Arens summons a big black hole, that sucks Diana in.
She swirls and Twirls inside the vortex, and after a while, she is spilled to the other side.
"Ahhhhh!" and she falls on the ground.
"Where am I?" she ask, looking around seeing only a swamp. She is sunk inside some kind of sludge, that is sucking her in.
"Someone! I'm going to die!" but no one. Diana is glulping a lot of sludge, and she is turning green. The sludge is at her neck, and is sucking, sucking, now, she is completely covered eith goo...only her hand is out of the sludge. She is going to die...but...someone grabs her! And pulls her out! Diana is all dirty and foul covered, and she coughs moss and fecal matter.
"So, why are you swimming in my pool?" asks a strange voice. Diana is on four recovering and then she looks up, its an ogre!
"An ogre, are you going to eat me?"
"No, I'm a good ogre, I only eat meat and my wife's ass."
"Whoa...thanks," and she gets up "Im Diana"
"Oh, I'm Shrek"