Someone's dumb.

[Balloon Fight]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3069144091&category=3608

Theres even a shipping quote. O_O

[punkoffgirl]

Listings advertising a desire to buy or trade items are not allowed. All listings with want ads or trades are not permitted and may be ended, except for listings within Non-Binding Bid categories. The Insertion Fee will be automatically credited for any listings ended administratively by eBay.

[Dark Dragon]

Listings advertising a desire to buy or trade items are not allowed. All listings with want ads or trades are not permitted and may be ended, except for listings within Non-Binding Bid categories. The Insertion Fee will be automatically credited for any listings ended administratively by eBay.

then he could always say he is selling money and only takes sealed nintendo games for payment, LOL

[charitycasegreg]

I bid 2.00. I hope I win this punk emo ska lot rare indie auction

[Kairi]

Shouldn't someone report him? I mean not that it is a huge crime (to me) to make the auction. It is pretty stupid tho... :roll:

[charitycasegreg]

Why report? Maybe its his easiest way to get selaled games for cheap. Hes not hurting you or making you mad is he?

[Griking]

Why report? Maybe its his easiest way to get selaled games for cheap. Hes not hurting you or making you mad is he?

I agree. While its probably not allowed, he's not hurting anyone.

[Kairi]

I mean not that it is a huge crime (to me) to make the auction.


Apparently you guys cannot read.

[digitalpress]

Come on. Let's have some fun with this guy.

[jonjandran]

HA Ha bet you guys can't outbid me. :P

[Darth Sensei]

At the risk of sounding stupid, is Jon junk-b-gone?

D

[jonjandran]

Ahhh no , that would be a silly name for a well respected business man such as myself. LOL

Yea, yea it is. :embarrassed:


and if you're wondering , I bid $5

[portnoyd]

Come on. Let's have some fun with this guy.

If you insist! Check the auction now.

[jonjandran]

HA HA HA HA...

LOL LOL LOL LOL

[Balloon Fight]

Come on. Let's have some fun with this guy.

If you insist! Check the auction now.

LOL LOL LOL LOL

Now thats freaking halarious. Uber props for dave's creativity.

[charitycasegreg]

AH JERKS. YOU OUTBID ME:( BUT I GUESS YOURS IS FUNNIER THAN MINE SO I WILL LET YOU WIN THIS AUCTION

[portnoyd]

In keeping with the "Someone's dumb" theme. He gives me the "scathing" reply, and then says Thanks. Ummm, enjoy the $2 in eBay fees?

Return-Path: <whiteponyworldwide00@yahoo.com>
Date: Wed, 7 Jan 2004 15:32:36 -0800 (PST)
From: Jeff Noehren <whiteponyworldwide00@yahoo.com>
Subject:[SPAM] eBay Item: LOOKING FOR SEALED NES AND SNES GAMES..LOOK!! (Item
To: humpty@users.toughguy.net
Cc: whiteponyworldwide00@yahoo.com
X-HotPOP-Delivered-To: humpty@users.toughguy.net
X-HotPOP-Spam-Score: 2

this was not an auction, it was simply a display to ask people to send me bids on weather or not they had the games I was looking for. NO ITEM WAS FOR SALE!!!!!!

Thanks.

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Do you Yahoo!?

[Cmosfm]

portnoyd....you rock!

dont you ever worry about getting banned from eBay?

[digitalpress]

That was pretty good, but I actually had loftier, more interactive goals that included sending pictures of very poor quality which at first would not even be games he wants, also hand-drawn pictures of games that he needs, games of the same name for different systems, board games, etc.

I was thinking more along the lines of "torment" for the sake of entertainment.

Perhaps next time!

[jonjandran]

We're just the diet Coke of evil Joe. Just 1 calorie, not evil enough.
You're the real deal. LOL

[Darth Sensei]

Come on. Let's have some fun with this guy.

If you insist! Check the auction now.

Dave, you're insane. LOL

D

[MarioAllStar2600]

Dave you are the man.

[punkoffgirl]

In keeping with the "Someone's dumb" theme. He gives me the "scathing" reply, and then says Thanks. Ummm, enjoy the $2 in eBay fees?

Return-Path: <whiteponyworldwide00@yahoo.com>
Date: Wed, 7 Jan 2004 15:32:36 -0800 (PST)
From: Jeff Noehren <whiteponyworldwide00@yahoo.com>
Subject:[SPAM] eBay Item: LOOKING FOR SEALED NES AND SNES GAMES..LOOK!! (Item
To: humpty@users.toughguy.net
Cc: whiteponyworldwide00@yahoo.com
X-HotPOP-Delivered-To: humpty@users.toughguy.net
X-HotPOP-Spam-Score: 2

this was not an auction, it was simply a display to ask people to send me bids on weather or not they had the games I was looking for. NO ITEM WAS FOR SALE!!!!!!

Thanks.

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Do you Yahoo!?

Maybe he's just short, so everything goes over his head :)

[portnoyd]

That was pretty good, but I actually had loftier, more interactive goals that included sending pictures of very poor quality which at first would not even be games he wants, also hand-drawn pictures of games that he needs, games of the same name for different systems, board games, etc.

I was thinking more along the lines of "torment" for the sake of entertainment.

Perhaps next time!

You can please some of 'em some of the time (thanks for the praise guys :D) and some of 'em you can't please at all ;) Ok then, would sending him THIS PIC step it up a notch?

http://schwillz.com/cam2.jpg

[punkoffgirl]

I'd like to start the bidding for Dave's underwear at one dollar. Who would like to open the bidding?

[portnoyd]

I'd like to start the bidding for Dave's underwear at one dollar. Who would like to open the bidding?

I bid $2, for I need the underwear, as my nuts hang low, and the support is nice.

dave

[punkoffgirl]

I'd like to start the bidding for Dave's underwear at one dollar. Who would like to open the bidding?

I bid $2, for I need the underwear, as my nuts hang low, and the support is nice.

dave

You need something other than boxers if you're looking for support! Boxers are the "land of the free" of underwear, they're for the kind of guy who needs "room to breathe".

Okay, so we're at $2, do I hear $3?

[portnoyd]

I'd like to start the bidding for Dave's underwear at one dollar. Who would like to open the bidding?

I bid $2, for I need the underwear, as my nuts hang low, and the support is nice.

dave

You need something other than boxers if you're looking for support! Boxers are the "land of the free" of underwear, they're for the kind of guy who needs "room to breathe".

Well, what I meant is by support is, if I'm going down the stairs with no pants on, my nuts will flop all over the place, and smack my leg, and what not. But with any sort of support (i.e. boxers), they stay contained, and in place.

$4.

dave

[punkoffgirl]

Use some duct tape.
And stop bidding against yourself; you could go to Kmart and buy a couple new pairs of boxers for $4.

[portnoyd]

Use some duct tape.
And stop bidding against yourself; you could go to Kmart and buy a couple new pairs of boxers for $4.

Duct tape + pubes + removing said duct tape = ?

I'm sure every male member of DP can answer that one for you.

With a nice, deep scream.

Good idea though - I need new boxers. The higher this auction gets, the more money I'll have for them boxers.

$7.

dave

[tynstar]

Dave I must say that your new E-Bay "job" is the best job in the next to being paid a lot of money to do nothing.

You rule! LOL LOL

[GrandAmChandler]

please tell me you sent him that pic Dave....


This once again proves that Dave is my hero.

[Balloon Fight]

Dave, you should send him a pic of a crapload of SNES or whatever sealed, and say how much would you pay for this. Of course your boxers have to be in there, and a little arrow pointing to your crotch.