Here's one for you Portnoyd

[jonjandran]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3070519652&category=3617

Let's Get It On !!!!

[Darth Sensei]

Something like:

Stop_Selling_Pirates_You_Douchebag(0)

LOL

D

[jonjandran]

Something like:

Stop_Selling_Pirates_You_Douchebag(0)

LOL

D

Or Stop_Selling_Pirates_For_Extremely_High_Dollar_Amo unts_You_Douchebag(0)

LOL

[Balloon Fight]

This should be the thread dedicated to dave's names. I thought his newest name is his best so far, so itll be hard to outdo. Especially his me-page. LOL

Its also funny that someone at a flea near me has these for $25.

[pango]

i'll make sure to sell the best ever pirate famiclone in the world that I WILL make for more. FWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA :devilish:

[portnoyd]

Dear DP Poster (Sir JonJandran),

We regret to inform you that your posted listing:

3070519652 Power Player 85 vintage nintendo games in one

has been bid on by myself, using ID named: youre_charging_too_much-check_my_me_page, because it appears to offer material that violates common sense, fair pricing, a general sense that eBay bidders aren't stupid, or other rights. Your listing could violate state or federal law (If I was in charge), and leaving it up could expose you to endless belittling, and your bidders .. oh who are we kidding, no one would pay $180 for a pirate clone. In the interest of protecting all eBay users, we bid on such listings to avoid any association by other bidders with things that potentially make them look really stupid, or make them look like, what they call in poker circles, 'dead money'. All posters have been notified (via this post), and any associated fees won't be credited to the idiot seller's account. Tee hee.

dave

[punkoffgirl]

Hey, Dave.. can't the seller just cancel your bid on his auction?

[portnoyd]

Hey, Dave.. can't the seller just cancel your bid on his auction?

He could, but I'd rather have this float around the search pages for a while for the best effect. If he cancels, I'll 'accuse' of him of overcharging shipping. If he gets that one, I'll just make an ID saying you_cant_handle_the_truth :D

I'd like to make a official announcement.

I think, in all this, I'm turning into Louie.

Did you ever watch the State on MTV? Ken Marino's character - Louie - the guy who says his catch phrase over n over again. I'm Louie. I wanna bid my balls in their auctions. But you know what I'm going to say. No we don't! You know what I'm going to say! NO, *we* don't. You know what I'm going to say!!

Everybody - I wanna bid my balls in their auctions!

That is all.

dave

p.s. No, I don't even know what the hell is wrong with me.

[bjk7382]

Stick it to em man. I know there are tons of stupid sellers out there and someone needs to keep them in line. I am just glad that you stepped up and started calling out the dumbasses on ebay. 8-) (although you should make the "ME" page more inflamatory, since you are screwing up the auctions anyway, why not give them a good bitching at)

Here is a thread on AA about one of your bids :D

http://www.atariage.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=41430