Games that just wouldn't work...

[GaijinPunch]

My my fucking computer has just sucked the life out of me today. So, to let off some steam, a post that has almost no merrit whatsover: Games that just won't work.

GTA: Golf
Super Mario First Person Shooter
WWF Quiz Show

Someone just stick a fork in me.

[Ed Oscuro]

Phantasy Star: FPS of Doom...oh wait

[EnemyZero]

Yoshi's Bad Scale Day

[maxlords]

I'd play a Mario FPS....... :P

However, I'm surprised we haven't seen a sequel to Moonwalker yet.....maybe Michael Jackson's Adventures with Child & Family Services would be a good new title to revitalize his gaming presence?

[Flack]

A couple of years ago I would have said, "Sonic, for Nintendo."

Times change. :)

[davidbrit2]

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out

Oh, wait a minute...

He he. Times change.

[geelw]

I'd play a Mario FPS....... :P

THAT was yoshi's cookie, lol LOL

[Sotenga]

Brittney's. Dance. Beat.

...

RPG. I shudder to think... :eek 2:

[Cmosfm]

Brittney's. Dance. Beat.

...

RPG. I shudder to think... :eek 2:

Girl 1: Wow Britney, check out these eeeEEEEeeeevil looking creatures

Girl 2: Omigod! They have CLAWS! EEEP!

Britney: don't worry gals, we can take care of these ghouls with our funky fresh moves and wild off the wall singing!

Ghouls: Bwhahah, Me Against The Music huh? Im FULL of evil and inside jokes..go back to your puny hair salons and grocery stores...this is a GHOULS world!

Girl 1: Hush your mouth ghoulie!

Britney: Yeah, were not scared of you mr. scaley pants!

ME: ok ok, THATS it, this is enough of this game!

*removes Final Fantasy X-2 disk from PS2*

[Mike Sanders]

Brittney's. Dance. Beat.

...

RPG. I shudder to think... :eek 2:

Girl 1: Wow Britney, check out these eeeEEEEeeeevil looking creatures

Girl 2: Omigod! They have CLAWS! EEEP!

Britney: don't worry gals, we can take care of these ghouls with our funky fresh moves and wild off the wall singing!

Ghouls: Bwhahah, Me Against The Music huh? Im FULL of evil and inside jokes..go back to your puny hair salons and grocery stores...this is a GHOULS world!

Girl 1: Hush your mouth ghoulie!

Britney: Yeah, were not scared of you mr. scaley pants!

ME: ok ok, THATS it, this is enough of this game!

*removes Final Fantasy X-2 disk from PS2*

I was thinking more like this...

[Britney does Funky Fresh Dance Move Omega! 674HP! Congratulations the enemy has been funked. Sadly, your moves have managed to orphan forty three young Hungarian children. You collected "Heroine Hot Pants". Equip now?]

Britney: Oops I did it again!

[bargora]

Herzog Zwei vs. The Olsen Twins in "At The Mall"
Strikers 1945 RPG
My Little Pony RTS

[Kid Fenris]

Max Payne 3: Forever With You: A Max Payne Film Noir Dating Simulator starring Max Payne

Max: I can still see her face when I close my eyes, her memory pervading my soul like blood through a cheap carpet . . .

Yukiko: I like cats! I want to be a veterinarian or run a shop that sells cute stuffed animals!


My Little Pony RTS

I'd play it.

[CitizenWhite]

*removes Final Fantasy X-2 disk from PS2*

HAHAHA... I was actually thinking the same thing while I was reading it. 3 girls... monsters... boobs...

[IntvGene]

My Little Pony RTS

I'd play it.

I'd play this too.. Now you've got two customers. Start selling your idea to a game company. :-P

[maxlords]

My Little Pony RTS

I'd play it.

I'd play this too.. Now you've got two customers. Start selling your idea to a game company. :-P

I'd buy it to scare small children with.

[Pantechnicon]

GTA: Golf
Super Mario First Person Shooter
WWF Quiz Show

Someone just stick a fork in me.

I dunno. GTA: Golf sounds kinda fun. Jacking golf carts, bludgeoning fat badly dressed old men with a 3-iron. It would be great socio-economic catharsis.

OMG...that really is a good idea. Hope someone from Rockstar is reading this. Maybe not a full-fledged game, but perhaps work a golf course into the next GTA. Come on people, work with me: GTA Pebble Beach? GTA Augusta? Pleeeeeease....

Hey, if Ninja Golf (Atari 7800) could be done, so could this.

[MarioAllStar2600]

The Britneys Dance Beat RPG soudns liek Micheal Jacksons MoonWalker. LOL

The GTA: Golf, im feeling teh next BlockBuster $5 dollar exclusive! :-P

[GaijinPunch]

Hehe -- this turned out to be a funny thread. I didn't even think of putting the games in that were made but DIDN'T work. :)
There was Battle Golfer for the Mega Drive.... kind of a strange.

[ubersaurus]

I'd play a Mario FPS....... :P

THAT was yoshi's cookie, lol LOL

You mean yoshi's safari, right :P

[Cmosfm]

I'm pretty sure any game based on The Golden Girls would fall flat on its face....and break a hip.

[ubikuberalles]

Leisure Suii Larry: The Bill Clinton Editon. :)

[TheRedEye]

Bored at work, I'll present you with a list of potential titles. You may brainstorm from these.

Driving Instructor 3D
Office Supply Tycoon
Internet Flame Wars
Larry King Live
LDS Missionary X-Treme
Nokia Cell Phone Collection, Volume 1
Tom Clancy's Contractual Obligation
Air Repair
Sunday is Laundry Day
The Panhandler
AMC Presents: Classic Film Restoration
Peek-A-Boo!
Kinko's Employee 2K4
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