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Sotenga
02-13-2004, 08:14 PM
Erm... well, I got to the last stage of R-Type Final. I've seen some doped-up stuff in my life, which isn't a good sign since I don't even touch the stuff. But the entirety of level seven has something going on throughout the stage... unbelievable. I can't say anything about the last stage, since that would be outright spoilers. However, those who have went that far... you know what I'm talking about, right? How did Irem get away with that? X_x
The final boss is also unbelievable... it did something that I didn't expect. Then, it turned it into something of pure destruction, and it completely caught me off-guard. I died, and it was my last life/continue. BTW, this is "Baby" difficulty, and I still couldn't beat it. Ouch. x_x
R-Type Final just rules, despite some of the slowdown. But it's everything I expected it to be, and then some. I certainly didn't expect the last level to be like... THAT. :eek 2:
Cmosfm
02-13-2004, 08:24 PM
Well....now I really want this game. LOL
BUUUUUT...It's a FRESH Games title, which means the sales won't be as great because it's not a mass market sports/blood gore fest...so I'll give it a few months when the price drops start kicking in and try to catch it at about 10.00-15.00
*heads over to cheapassgamer.com 8-) *
scooterb23
02-13-2004, 08:35 PM
I can't say anything about the last stage, since that would be outright spoilers. However, those who have went that far... you know what I'm talking about, right?
If it's what I'm thinking (I won't give it away...even though I haven't played it yet) they showed it on X-Play this week...and I laughed my as...toria off ;)
Perkar
02-13-2004, 11:29 PM
haha... i think i saw it on x-play as well
"to the developers of R-Type Final... do you know this looks a little strange?"
hahahahahah
farfel
02-14-2004, 01:53 PM
SPOIL ME.
please. I cant stand suspense!
Garry Silljo
02-14-2004, 02:29 PM
Yes, I'm more than curious now, and don't plan on getting the title any time in the near future. Spoil away.
Sotenga
02-14-2004, 04:22 PM
I'd PM the two of you, but my computer's current speed could easliy be OWNED by a snail slogging through a well-blended mixture of molasses, caramel, and my left socks. So, I'll just spill the beans here, but it will warrant a...
SPOILER WARNING
Still reading?
Okay, here it goes...
Seriously!
Alright, basically, what is going on in the background all throughout the last stage of R-Type Final... okay, there are two large silhouettes of a man and a woman, who slowly come together and embrace... and the man leans onto the woman, and they disappear off the screen... then one's on top of the other, and... erm, you can figure it out from there. I am not lying, stretching the truth, or even bulls**ting. While they're just shadows, and it's not graphically explicit, I must restate the unbelievable fact of the matter in this "E-Rated" PS2 title: THEY ARE HAVING SEX IN THE BACKGROUND. :O
And now, you know, even if you didn't want to. :eek 2:
Garry Silljo
02-15-2004, 12:26 PM
Thanks, I'm not to into ps2 and would never see it.
Perkar
02-15-2004, 12:30 PM
hmm... what about the penis boss?
Sotenga
02-15-2004, 01:27 PM
Does the "penis boss" refer to the giant worms guarding the stage six boss, or are you referring to a boss at the end of a hidden level? I just found out that there's more than one path to go on this game... wow, this is more than I asked for! I'm so happy! :D
Perkar
02-15-2004, 01:34 PM
not sure... i only saw the boss on x-play. but it even looks like it shoots semen... way weird. maybe i should get a PS2. heh
RoboticParanoia
02-15-2004, 06:05 PM
@_@
Jesus Christ...and this is a space shooter? Wow.
All I know was that in Super R-Type there was an Embryo boss....
Maybe it's a prequel?
ManekiNeko
02-16-2004, 01:47 PM
Seriously!
Alright, basically, what is going on in the background all throughout the last stage of R-Type Final... okay, there are two large silhouettes of a man and a woman, who slowly come together and embrace... and the man leans onto the woman, and they disappear off the screen... then one's on top of the other, and... erm, you can figure it out from there. I am not lying, stretching the truth, or even bulls**ting. While they're just shadows, and it's not graphically explicit, I must restate the unbelievable fact of the matter in this "E-Rated" PS2 title: THEY ARE HAVING SEX IN THE BACKGROUND. :O
And now, you know, even if you didn't want to. :eek 2:
That reminds me of the episode of Family Guy where they parody the diamond commercials. The silhouette of a man hands his wife a small box, and she responds by going down on him. The tagline states: "Diamonds. Because after this, she'll pretty much have to."
JR
YoshiM
02-16-2004, 02:16 PM
Holy Sheboygan. First time that I'm aware of that my home town was used in an expletive.
So is this really R-Type or is this the long lost vaporware of the movie license Flesh Gordon?
Sotenga....have you figured out how to damage the last boss? Im enjoying this game as much as you but since I can't give him any damage I haven't played it anymore.
If you dont' want to post pm me.
rbudrick
02-16-2004, 03:42 PM
Hmmm, So give us the last boss spoiler now! :-)
So the man and woman screw....
Hey Golgo 13 part 1 and 2 had Duke Togo get it on a with a couple of chicks. LOL
Oh yeah, and Bionic Commando said "Damn."
Spoiler: and then Hitler's head explodes.
-Rob
hu6800
02-16-2004, 05:56 PM
Dude im so buying this game tomorrow..
Sounds like some TG16 shooters i own.
But at first i thought you were gonna say some shit like
the final boss was a potleaf or something lol.
Sotenga
02-16-2004, 06:37 PM
I'm always happy to spread the good name of shmups! And unless it's Gradius, you can't get much more shmup-esque than R-Type. And I guess I'll explain that move that the final boss performed that obliterated me...
SPOILER WARNING, AGAIN
Yeah, sorry that I'm making this post big, but it's for the best.
Damn, can't wait for Gradius V... can't even wait for a possible port of Gradius Gaiden to America! Someday... someday.
Okay, here it go.
I fired my force into the bastich, then fired a fully-charged shot into it. Then... ouch. It spat a huge load of Force Orbs right back at my ship! I wasn't expecting that at all! The neverending wave of my own power killed me within five seconds. It was "Game Over" for me. But hey, I managed to beat it today! Yes, an R-Type game that's actually beatable... but then again, this was on "Baby" difficulty. It's much more painful on "Kids." That, and there's more than one path to take in this game. So while I may have finished it, it's far from over... goody. :D
petewhitley
02-16-2004, 08:08 PM
Hey Golgo 13 part 1 and 2 had Duke Togo get it on a with a couple of chicks. LOL
As a kid, witnessing that scene was like watching the Kennedy assasination. You never forgot it. Damn that was cool.
rbudrick
02-17-2004, 06:40 PM
rbudrick wrote:
Hey Golgo 13 part 1 and 2 had Duke Togo get it on a with a couple of chicks.
As a kid, witnessing that scene was like watching the Kennedy assasination. You never forgot it. Damn that was cool.
Totally, man. Both the Bionic Commando and that were just so cool. I used to think, "Man! How'd Nintendo's censors miss that!"
-Rob
Sotenga
02-17-2004, 08:06 PM
Ah, Bionic Commando... the first time I saw Hitler's head explode, I was just fuggin' creeped out. I must have been six when I first beat it... with a Game Genie. Heh... the GG was like my training wheels. :D
And years later, I saw Golgo 13... damn, but Duke Togo's a pimp, even in 8-bit form! X_x
It would seem that censors are getting lazy again...
[Mr. Burns]Excellent.[/Mr. Burns] :evil:
cheesystick
02-17-2004, 08:51 PM
I think this whole corilation between sexual organs and shumps is a trend. Ever play Gradius for SNES? The last level was like flying into a vagina. The walls were pink and fleshy, there were all kinds of STDs floating around, and you even had to break through a hymen. Do you remember that? And then, at the end, you face a giant baby fetus.
I think this is a Japenese trend that we are just all unfamilar with. If you noticed it, and other gamers noticed, then surley the game designers did when the made the game. Then comes the game testing and all the other elements of game production. This didnt just fly by. I think that the japanese just happen to be as sick and preverted as we are and decided it would be funny to fight space splooge in order to save humanity.
On a side note, anyone ever walking into an oriental photoshop, grocer, or video rental. THEY ARE ALL PORNO SHOPS!!! Its amazing. You just think they are regular stores and pass them by, but if you ever go it you'll find the truth. They are everywhere too. We have 4 shops alone that are within 5 blocks of my high school. I never knew japenese porn was such a lucrative buisness.
*runs away plotting a sinful future
-crispy
SoulBlazer
02-18-2004, 02:54 AM
You mean you have a lot of Asian shops up in your area?
Maybe I need to check out Chinatown next time I'm in Boston. :)
hu6800
02-18-2004, 03:30 AM
Erm... well, I got to the last stage of R-Type Final. I've seen some doped-up stuff in my life, which isn't a good sign since I don't even touch the stuff. But the entirety of level seven has something going on throughout the stage... unbelievable. I can't say anything about the last stage, since that would be outright spoilers. However, those who have went that far... you know what I'm talking about, right? How did Irem get away with that? X_x
The final boss is also unbelievable... it did something that I didn't expect. Then, it turned it into something of pure destruction, and it completely caught me off-guard. I died, and it was my last life/continue. BTW, this is "Baby" difficulty, and I still couldn't beat it. Ouch. x_x
R-Type Final just rules, despite some of the slowdown. But it's everything I expected it to be, and then some. I certainly didn't expect the last level to be like... THAT. :eek 2:
Dude i got the game this after noon and just got done beating it...
yeah two people are Juicing in the background of the stage.
Did you know MR HELI was a hidden playable ship?
awesome.
hu6800
02-18-2004, 03:33 AM
Ah, Bionic Commando... the first time I saw Hitler's head explode, I was just fuggin' creeped out. I must have been six when I first beat it... with a Game Genie. Heh... the GG was like my training wheels. :D
And years later, I saw Golgo 13... damn, but Duke Togo's a pimp, even in 8-bit form! X_x
It would seem that censors are getting lazy again...
[Mr. Burns]Excellent.[/Mr. Burns] :evil:
Dont forget the last boss in download 2
or any of the stages in that game for that reason.
Also,
I have a shooter for the PCengine Duo (me and maxlords almost beat the game) where a bunch of gay men fly around shooting at woman.
rbudrick
02-18-2004, 03:28 PM
Are you talking about Cho Aniki, hu6800? There's one or two threads on that right now....
-Rob
Dire 51
02-18-2004, 05:47 PM
I think this whole corilation between sexual organs and shumps is a trend. Ever play Gradius for SNES? The last level was like flying into a vagina. The walls were pink and fleshy, there were all kinds of STDs floating around, and you even had to break through a hymen. Do you remember that? And then, at the end, you face a giant baby fetus.
Giant baby fetus? Sure you have the right game? The final boss is a head with a giant brain in both the arcade and SNES versions of Gradius 3.