Sexual Moments in Video Game History.

[BHvrd]

Great I-Mockery skit:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Sexual-Games/default.asp ;)

[farfel]

Sim Cit y2

Just saw a pic of two girls in underwear, kissing!

[gamergary]

Read that but there are more moments like that in video games. Somebody should start a datebase of everything weird in video games.

[Truffle]

I know this thread needs to be bumped....

[aaron7]

EDIT: HAH I'm not the person to bump this old thread! I win!

Well, I was told to drudge up a 2 year old thread if I wanted to post about it... so here it is!


The commentary is so funny... I laughed my ass off at this:

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RE: Monster Party for NES: One of the first enemies you encounter in Monster World is a naked ass sticking out of the ground. It doesn't really attack you in anyway, it's just an ass growing straight out of the ground. I don't really know what to make of it, but then again this game is from Japan. For all I know, there's a part of Asian mythology I haven't read about that concerns magical asses ready for the picking. To me, all it is is the first case ever of sado-masochism in a Nintendo game.


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If you've ever played Kung Fu, and I'm assuming you have, you probably know what I'm talking about. The 'generic guy' enemies in this game attack you not by using kung fu or at all hit or kick you: they walk up to you with their arms above their heads and then grab hold and embrace you. If one of them already is latching onto your ass, that doesn't mean the next guy is left with nothing to do. He just grabs the nearest ass and has his way with it. And so on and so forth, it's a lot like those toy train sets with magnets on the carts. Magnetic mantrain set.

[Moo Cow]

It's not up anymore, it seems.

[aaron7]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/

[nik]

I think river city ransom was the first time I saw any nudity

[Moo Cow]

I think river city ransom was the first time I saw any nudity
Mine was Medusa in Castlevania 4 for the SNES

[jajaja]

Haha thats some crazy shit.

[ShinobiMan]

Nice page that guy created. Funny as hell. Thanks for sharing. It's funny, I never noticed the tiger balls on Knights Of The Round Table. :hmm:

[c0ldb33r]

what the hell are those girls doing in ring king? I mean, what were they SUPPOSED to be doing? It's pretty obvious what theyre actually up to :roll:

[rbudrick]

Golgo 13 was the first simulated sexual encounter I saw in a videogame.

-Rob

[Coleman]

I think river city ransom was the first time I saw any nudity
Mine was Medusa in Castlevania 4 for the SNES

You guys ever play porkys for the 2600 or doesn't that count as nudity?

[CYRiX]

thanks you just got me a new avatar.

[xredmenacex]

When I was in elementary school a local convenience store got the arcade game, Jail Break. I discovered that in this game if you shoot the bad guy in the window with a tear gas gun a naked lady appears. When you're in 4th grade that's pretty exciting.

I'm pretty sure that was the first video game nudity I ever saw.

[B - Mark]

The MOD Hot Coffee in GTA San Andreas.

[evildead2099]

We already had a thread like this, titled something like "Erotic Video Games"

[The Great Dane]

LOL That Ring King bit was awesome. I have played the game, but it has been many years since I last played it, and I didn't think anything of it at the time. It is very odd, though. It had to of been intentional.

[ryborg]

We already had a thread like this, titled something like "Erotic Video Games"

Yeah, right here: LINK (http://www.digitpress.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=936456)

I stand by what I said then:

I don't think it's possible to talk about this topic without mentioning Seanbaby's classic Top Ten list.

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty.htm
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[B - Mark]

We already had a thread like this, titled something like "Erotic Video Games"

Sorry.
But i remember only this fact.

I will post my reply in the topic "Erotic Video Games".

[aaron7]

We already had a thread like this, titled something like "Erotic Video Games"

Yah, but this thread predates it by a few years... so technically that is the new thread :D

[nebrazca78]

Am I the only one who remembers Terarin, the gigantic boobed end boss of Miracle Warriors? Seems to me she has the best 8-bit body I've seen and in sexy green no less. She even has nipples! Is there anything else even close to this on that list or for another 8-bit (16-bit) system? Man, I bet she would yank it off!



http://home.comcast.net/~nebrazca78/terarin.gif

[FantasiaWHT]

They had Landstalker, but I'm surprised they didn't mention the "adult's only" club hehe

[Ed Oscuro]

Related:

http://bin.4chan.org/v/src/1146886588431.jpg

(link should be up for a while, 'cuz /v/ moves slow. Here's the thread: http://zip.4chan.org/v/res/680522.html)

[link1110]

We already had a thread like this, titled something like "Erotic Video Games"

OK, I was just going to spider this thread, but this post changed my mind. Someone finally does things the way DP says they should (Necroposting FTW) and member moderators STILL jump down his throat and try to get their thread locked. Don't you people have anything BETTER to do on MBs (Like, I don't know, posting about the topic at hand) than annoying every member you possibly can?

[Ed Oscuro]

Don't mind him. Best thing to do is just keep posting, right.

[ianoid]

I don't think it's possible to talk about this topic without mentioning Seanbaby's classic Top Ten list.

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty.htm

I laughed to tears, although the final entry was a bit of a let down, humorwise. I swear some of those entries are made up. They have to be.