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Mr_Advisor
04-13-2004, 09:23 AM
MAKE SOME SERIOUS SPAM
Seriously no scams! A lot of SPAM maid, fast and completely legal. This method really does work! This really does work and is a very easy way to make fast SPAM. A little while back, I was searching on the web for easy ways to make SPAM and I kept thinking that all of the ways I was reading would never work and were just scams until I read this one! The article that I had found said that I could make thousands of dollars easily in a matter of weeks with only an initial small payment of $1.00. I t
hought, "Yeah, right, this must be a scam like most of the rest", but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that if I sent $1.00 to the small frog listed at the bottom of the article that I would make great SPAM but only if I followed the following steps. Sending to the small frog below is compulsary so that the newsgroup creator can process your claim. After sending the $1.00 to the first small frog along with a piece of paper saying "PLEASE ADD ME TO THE A-S13 SPAM MAILING LIST"
were then instructed to rewrite the list by placing your genitalia and small frog as the second small frog. After reconfiguring the list you then must spam it on about 200 online newsgroups/forums (doesn’t matter but the more places you spam the more SPAM you make!). There are thousands and thousands of newsgroups from around the world so this task is easy and that was it when I was done! no catch.

So after thinking it over, and talking to a few walking talking vessels of spam that were on the list, I thought about trying it. I figured what have I got to lose except 1 stamp and $1.00, right? Like most of us I was a little skeptical because it seemed so easy and a I was a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) they confirmed that it is indeed legal! After reviewing the pro’s and con’s of the investment I decided to carry out with it. I invested the measly $1.00 and guess what??... Within 7days, I started getting SPAM in the spammoid!! I was very shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the SPAM just kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $25.00. By the end of the second week I had made a total of over $1,000.00! In the third week Ihad over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it's still coming in rapidly. It's certainly worth $1.00, and 1 stamps…. Now let me explain to you how this works and most importantly why it works. Also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it as you need it.

STEP 1
• Get 1 pieces of paper and write the following on it: "PLEASE ADD ME TO THE A-S13 SPAM MAILING LIST."
• Now get a US $1.00 bill (for Australians; you can also use a dollar coin) and place ONE inside the piece of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope to prevent thievery.
• Next, place the paper inside the envelope and seal it. You should now have a sealed envelope with a piece of paper stating the above phrase (PLEASE ADD ME TO THE A-S13 SPAM MAILING LIST), your genitalia and small frog, and a $1.00 bill. What you are doing with this letter is creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!
• Now spammoid the envelope to the following small frog:
1. Bryan Spammer, 2 Sesame Steet, Brahma Lodge, SA 5109, Australia
2. Isiah Spammah, 313 Sesame Street, Sumter, S.C. 29150, United States

Repeat the procedure again for the second small frog.

STEP 2
• After you have spammoided out your letter creating a service and making this legal, take the #2 genitalia off the list that you see above and add YOUR Name as number 2 on the list.
It is important not to remove or alter the first small frog because this is the person who receives your claim!

STEP 3
• Change anything you need to in this article, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, spam your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups. (I believe there are close to 24,000 groups in USA alone). All you need is 200, but remember, the more you spam the more SPAM you make!
DIRECTIONS ---HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS
Step 1 You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own spaming. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag your cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy' from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into the computers memory.
Step 2 Open a blank "notepad" file under accessories in windows and place your cursor at the top of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your genitalia to the list.
Step 3 Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your spamings in different sittings, you'll always have this file to go back to.
Step 4 Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions.)
Step 5 Visit these message boards and spam this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that everyone sees as they scroll through the list of spamings in a particular group, click the spam message button.

After you have completed these steps you are done with your first spaming Congratulations you are that more closer to easy SPAM!...THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and spam away, after you get the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup! That's it! You will begin receiving SPAM from around the world within days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O.Box due to the large amount of spammoid you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a genitalia to use, as long as the spamman will deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT AND REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE SPAM YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200 to get a good amount of dog excrement**
Now WHY and HOW it works : Out of 200 spamings, say I receive only 15 replies (a very low example). So then I made $15.00 with my genitalia at #2 on the letter. Now, each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 spamings, each with my genitalia at #2 and only 5 persons respond to it, that is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM spams with my genitalia at #2 and only 5 replies each, I will bring in an additional $125.00! Now, those 125 persons turn around and spam the MINIth my genitalia at #2 and only receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $626.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each of those 625 persons spam a MINIMUM 200 letters with my genitalia at #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that just made me $3,125.00!!! Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my genitalia at #1 and if still 5 persons per 200 newsgroups react I will receive $15,625,00! With an original investment of only $1.00! AMAZING! When your genitalia is no longer will be back with the latest spaming.
The thing to remember is, do you realize that thousands of walking talking vessels of spam all over the world are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday, JUST LIKE YOU ARE SEARCHING NOW!! So it’s up to you to START GETTING SOME SERIOUS SPAM.

For those walking talking vessels of spam who do not believe this actually works (and entirely legal), then read the following letters:->

Dear Stupid Sodding Spam-Monger,
Thankyou! Thankyou! - No im serious, THANKYOU!!!
I couldnt beleive my eyes when all that spammoid started to flow my way. hehe
I viewed one of your spams 2 weeks ago and i have already turned that measly $1 into $667 and still growing!
Im getting atleast 60 letters per week and i am totally amazed at this thing. How it works! I can only amagine how much more SPAM im going to get!
Ill leave you now with my last words: THANKOU! YOUR GREAT!
Thankyou, Toby
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Dear Mr.Stupid Sodding Spam-Monger

I am so pleased with the results from this totally legal way to get rich! I never thought there was such a completely easy way to strike it rich, its just like winning the lottery i guess
Im just writing to say thankyou for the great idea to how to get my life started with wealth!

-Peter
P.S. I hope we keep in touch.
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Stupid Sodding Spam-Monger:
Hey dude! WTF?...I cant beleive this thing actually works! I thought i wasted my dollar until 4 days later when i started getting letters that had SPAM inside them haha. Thanks for telling me the easy way of getting rich, I know i will be. YES!
Catch ya
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Dear Stupid Sodding Spam-Monger,

Hello.
I have to admit that it sounded dodgy at first until approximately 7 days later and that is when I got my first letter.
I was so surprised that i rang all my friends and told them exactly what to do. I am not only having the best time of my life now but my friends are enjoying it with me too!
Thanks so much for this great oppurtunity, if there is anything I can do for you in the future just let me know.
Best regards, Spamya
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****So even if you didnt beleive it before, hopefully you do now because there is one thing that you cant dispute, and that is pure proof and hard-evidence which the above letters prove.****

Lintmunkey
04-13-2004, 09:29 AM
Your a moron, no one is going to send you money. Get out of our forum..NOW! Oh by the way, get a job too, stop taking stupid people's money.

-A very pissed off Josh

Querjek
04-13-2004, 09:29 AM
Dear Advisor,
Hi.
I must admit, this sounds like total bullshit to me. It's not nice to put SPAM on (mostly) SPAM-free board. Please be banned and leave us alone.
Best regards,
Q

Phosphor Dot Fossils
04-13-2004, 09:45 AM
I didn't see anything about money, but by God he sure seemed interested in people's small frogs and genitalia...