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YoshiM
06-22-2004, 05:11 PM
I've been one to spout off how I thought the GBA SP was a sick way of Nintendo to stick it to their consumer audience. I probably said up and down that I wouldn't get one. Everything from personal views on company ethics to how it may be uncomfortable to play.

Last Thursday I decided to use my lunch hour to find a decent Father's Day card to send to my Dad. For some reason I wound up at Wal-Mart and after seeing how the card selection stank I walked to Electronics and went straight to where the NES Classic Sp was. My mind was reeling. "Why are you buying this? Don't you know it goes against what you believe?" my mind wanted to say, however after my mind's ear heard "Why..." the voice was suddenly muffled and there was the sound of struggling. Swiped my card and put the SP in the van for later.

Got home and as I was cutting the labels I was saying to myself, "now I should really think about this before opening". I then held the little device in my hand. It looked puny and kinda like a cheap knock off of a Star Trek Next Generation tri-coder. I flipped the screen open, plugged in the AC adapter and slugged in Wario Ware. I held onto the unit and I was right all along, it was uncomfortable. Then, as if some comfort fairy heard me and waved a wand, my hands practically melded into a comfortable position. I'm not sure if the SP got bigger or my hands got smaller or what but all of a sudden it was comfortable. And I played the snot out of Wario Ware, followed by Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons. With the lights off.

So now I'm a happy SP owner, even though I get razzed by my wife a lot over it. I still think they coat the plastic in some mind altering drug used by voodoo priestesses in New Orleans or Haiti or something.

Damn my weak will. Who knows, maybe next I'll buy PS2 with two memory cards with Final Fantasy X. The horror.

Chunky
06-22-2004, 05:21 PM
if your pissed at company ethics, um why are you shopping at wal-mart? ;)


anyways welcome to the world good for you crack.

tholly
06-22-2004, 06:12 PM
if your pissed at company ethics, um why are you shopping at wal-mart? ;)


anyways welcome to the world good for you crack.


thats for sure...wal-mart is the devil

buy nothing from them

le geek
06-22-2004, 08:37 PM
if your pissed at company ethics, um why are you shopping at wal-mart? ;)


anyways welcome to the world good for you crack.


thats for sure...wal-mart is the devil

buy nothing from them

But where else and I going to buy velcro at 1AM at everyday low prices?????

Signed...

Confused in Poughkeepsie

Crush Crawfish
06-22-2004, 08:41 PM
Yeah, Nintendo does have some voodoo magic goin' on there. What else would explain all the pokemon merchandise and games I own?

YoshiM
06-22-2004, 10:47 PM
if your pissed at company ethics, um why are you shopping at wal-mart? ;)


anyways welcome to the world good for you crack.

To be honest, if I followed strict ethics, I wouldn't be buying anything from any chain store. Others may not be as bad as Wal-Mart, but I'm sure those other stores have commited some other sins. Besides Wal-Mart was pretty close and I was headed to that strip mall anyway within my the span of my lunch hour.

norkusa
06-22-2004, 10:55 PM
But where else and I going to buy velcro at 1AM at everyday low prices?????

Signed...

Confused in Poughkeepsie

Meijers!

-hellvin-
06-22-2004, 10:57 PM
I have succumbed to devil many times. Where else can you go grab a game at 2am when you get the urge to pick up something new?

Congrats on the new gbasp. You weak willed little man.

Half Japanese
06-22-2004, 11:08 PM
Ah, my favorite system at the moment!

Some recommendations:

- Advance Wars 2
- Mario vs. Donkey Kong
- Metroid Fusion
- Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow (best of the 3)
- Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
- River City Ransom EX

Of course, there are many gems in the library if you're careful enough not to wade into all the crap that clutters it as well. I would highly recommend MvDK though, it's destined to become a classic, plus it's $24.99 this week at Circuit City with a free SP carrying case. Two birds with one stone!