Wanted: Obscure Gaming Quotes!

[SoulBlazer]

I'm helping a friend with a website that he's doing for a college class. To help to bring in people from his college to vist the site, he wants to do a contest, and he decided to do one about gaming.

I said I'd help, because this seems to be the PERFECT place on the ask. LOL

We're looking for OBSCURE game quotes. Not the ones that anyone could reconize if they played the game or even saw pictures, but the REALLY nitpicky lines, the ones you'd have to play through several times to remember or have memorized.

It can be several lines in length. We're going to leave this contest to console games only (and handhelds are allowed also) but if you have good computer ones, I'll gladly take them for later.

Please post who said the line(s), the game and system it's on, and a little about where in the game it's said or what's going on.

Here's some examples, ones I've allready suggested to my friend:

"This battle will make your blood boil! Good luck!" -- Jackal for the NES, from the starting game screen.

"Look into my eyes -- your're going to like me, you're going to like me!"
(pause of several seconds)
"Did it work?"
Riona to Squall, Final Fantasy VIII, at the start of the dance scene.

"I wonder how many players will see this message?"
One guy talking to another, Metroid Fusion for GBA, if Samus manages to get through a area without a special item.

Thanks in advance, guys!

[Cauterize]

hahaha "all your base are belong to us" :P :P :P
only messing... hmmm i always rember in the lion king game the two words "Kill him" from that evil lion thing.. bit violent for disney eh?

[SkiDragon]

I thought this was rather humorous.
(I hope this quote is correct)
"What are we going to do with no weapons?!"

Said by one of the main characters
Gunstar Heroes - Genesis

I dont remember everything, but this happens at the end of the launch base area I think. The bad guys took your weapons and escape, etc.

Its more funny taken out of context.

[Daria]

The only quotes that ever stick with me are the funny or clever ones. I don't really see much point in repeating them overwise. That said-

"...I don't know how you keep it up hour after hour, I'm dead tired after 15 minutes." Lowe - Shining Force

"Well I am tried of working the farm, sure I've grown close to the sheep but I'm starting to long for some wanton violence." Rolf - Knights of Xentar

"Stupid dwarves! You've obviously never fought with someone who fights like a true fairy! Err... wait. Forget it." Hero - Knights of Xentar

"This is a choco- uh... chukuboo..." Ruby - Lunar EBC

[Graham Mitchell]

"Special Attack- Love Love Dancing"--Final soldier from Gunstar Heroes.

Last Battle for the Genesis is LOADED with great ones. They usually consist of 2 people having a conversation that makes NO sense whatsoever. Like:

"I wanted you to meet Alyssa" --> response: "Now you have the look of a Hero!"

"What's the matter!" [actual punctuation] --> response: "I want to become a hero!"

"Aarzak! Save the world!" --> response: "I am the only one who can save this world!"

"For the Duke I will fight to the end!" --> response: "What kind of being is Duke?"

That's just the first level. Definitely check that out for more.

[Nez]

"BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!
YELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

-Red Prisim Ranger from Disgaea

Must have laughted my ass off for 20 minutes and another ten when I watched it with hellvin. One of my favorite cut screans. Oh its the japanese audio that makes it funny. The english version isn't as good.

[SirDrexl]

From Zelda II:

"When all else fails use fire."

[Sotenga]

You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die! - Battle Rangers :D

It might take you a little while to memorize the exact quote here. You'll have to be somewhat fluent in Engrish. LOL

[Lemmy Kilmister]

I'm playing both breath of fire 2 and 3 right now. Seeing as they are both Notorious for having some of the most godawful translations. I will post some of the lamer lines i find. I don't have that many qutoes right now (just started) but i'll list them as i go along.

1. She is strong like Biruburu (2).

[VinnyT]

"Mufufufufufufu"-bad guy laugh from Pokemon version I can't think of
(realizes Pokemon isn't obscure, but is to lazy to delete it)


""Sayonara Barbarian Dogbreath"-Oni from Saturday Night Slammasters

"Jessica, can you ever forgive me?"-Mike Haggar from Saturday Night Slammasters

"What's a Pimp"-Legend of Legaia

"Pow! Pow!"-Dog from Skies of Arcadia

"Weird......"-DJ boy from DJ Boy after beatinmg the fat italian lady boss.

"Congratulations! You got al lthe trophies!"-Super Smash Brothers Melee

[AB Positive]

One of my favorites all-time:

"Fait Accomplis bores me silly! I hunger for a worthy opponent!"

-King, win quote from KoF 2000


-AG

[8bit4life]

best videogame line ever:

"The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a Bad enough Dude to rescue the president?" - Bad Dudes (if you had to guess)


lol, gets me everytime...

[Crush Crawfish]

***WARNING**** Possible spoilers


Monster Party, One of my favorite NES games is filled with strange quotes:

"Sorry, I'm Dead"- Giant Spider

"Look out Baby, Here I come"- Giant Fried Shimp Boss

"I'm Royce"- Giant Caterpillar

"Welcome! Entrance to Hell"- Grim Reaper

and here's more:

"Hamlet- to eat or not to eat?"- Erik, Illusion of Gaia, after the poor pig commits suicide.

"To accelerate, press accelerate."- Enter the Matrix's ever-so-helpful tutorial.

"Nimufu? She's worshipping the Porcelain God"- Witch in the Wildcat bar, letting you know Nimufu's using the bathroom, Breath of Fire 2

"leg's go Lan!"- Megaman, Megaman battle Network 4

"There's so many electrical store!"- Dr. Hikari, Megaman Battle Network 4

"When Rub-a-Doc came here, I got excited at him."- Kid in Super Ninja boy

"Kidnapping is Wrong! I'll be careful not to kidnap anyone!"- Mr. T look-alike, Earthbound

"And you'll be burning in...Well, you'll go to heaven!!!!!"- Deparment store Spook, Earthbound

"Preeeeeeeet.....pooooooooooot!"- villager in Earthbound

"Ness got the Monkey's Love"- Earthbound

That's all for now.

[Flack]

"TOTAL CARNAGE! I LOVE IT!"

"GOOD LUCK -- YOU'LL NEED IT!"

Both from Smash TV.

[o2william]

Some pearls of wisdom dropped by various villagers in Castlevania II: Simon's Quest:

"Get a silk bag from the Graveyard Duck to live longer."
"I've been waiting for a good looking guy like you."
"When I was your age, women loved me."
"Take my daughter, please!!"
"You've upset the people. Now get out of town!!"
"Let's live here together."

And one of my favorites, said by the Gazurtoid in Starflight:

"And Blulbgrb begat Urgglbb who begat Glbrrgb who begat Lubrbglb who begat Bulgrb. Thereby was the begatting begun."

[Lemmy Kilmister]

Opps.. I can't beleive i (everyone) forgot the classic "ouch' what you do" quote from goonies 2. LOL

[Dangerboy]

"Sob sob. I am beaten." - Kickle Cubicle

"Shut up and Get behind me...Sir." - Halo Level Title

"How about I let my baby Betty blow you a kiss?!" - Last Alert, which is FULL of them.

"Wow, you put up less of a fight than sheep do. How do I know? Uh..." - Benimaru, King of Fighters

"Now you know the difference between us; you suck." - Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo

[TRO]

"You spoony bard!" - Tellah, Final Fantasy II (SNES, US)

[Melf]

"You cannot stop me with just a paramecium"! - Forgotten Worlds

"Oh, my car!" - Final Fight

[Jorpho]

I would direct you to Whazzat, but that doesn't seem to be the point of this exercise. I can, however, easily remember the quotes I submitted personally:

"Then the extinguishing woods revived with green, and the danger of the nature was eliminated." -Ending, Bubble Bobble (Game Boy)

"I whipped those weenies to smithereenies!"
"Oh Higgins, you chubby hunk of bubbler! You saved me!"
-Higgins and Tina, Super Adventure Island II (SNES)

[gamergary]

"Strong you are. But stronger am I! Hurt you I will!" -Bowyer
"Yes, 'Old Wise People' can often give good advice." -Frogfucius
Mallow: "He's the one who took my coin! Why didn't you stop him?"
Mushroom Kingdom Guard: "Because I left my bazooka at home. Sheesh! Give me a break here!"
"Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee? You can't just go in there with your fists flying!" -Mallow
"Of course it's here! You lazy slobs couldn't find water if you were fish!" -Booster
"Yes, Mallow, it's time for you to take the bus!" -King Nimbus
"Yes, you might say I've got fertilizer on the brain." -Gardener
"What the...how dare you dodge the barrel!" -One of Johnny's lackeys
"Are you...leaking?" -Booster, to a crying Princess Toadstool
"I must have your autograph!" -King Nimbus
"The mustachioed one is strong." -Shyaway
"I'm a frog, but I can't jump. Embarrassing, huh?" -Mallow
"We're pretty sure Mr. Moustache can't break in here. But that turtle looks pretty mean!" -Snifits
"I know what you're thinking....all this power, AND looks, too!" -Bowser
"Booster, sir! There's a 70% chance that the object you're standing on is a cake..." -Snifit
"You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses." -Toad
Those were from Super Mario RPG

This is from Earthbound

When on your way out
Be sure that you say goodbye
Then lock the door tight.
-Everdred's Haiku Poem

[Dave Reinquest]

"Oh no! The truck has starting to move!" - Solid Snake, Metal Gear NES

[WizDawg]

Not really obscure, but my favorite.

"You are great. You have an amazing wisdom and power." - Zelda (2nd Quest Ending)

http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/nes/a/zelda-2.htm

[calthaer]

"Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!" - Minsc, Baldur's Gate

And +1 to the person who recognizes the following:

"When I'm on the road, I'm invincible...no one can stop me - but they try."

[Ninja Blacksox]

"Oh no! The truck has starting to move!" - Solid Snake, Metal Gear NES

Close. But it's actually "Uh Oh! The truck have started to move!" I just played through it two nights ago. I had thought that that one was too well known. Some of the horrible voice acting from the original Resident Evil was PRICELESS. "Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the MASTER OF UNLOCKING, take it with you." I guess it helps to hear that one, though. Ah well.

-A Boy

[Ninja Blacksox]

Oh yeah. Lots of quotes from the original Legend of Zelda are great. Some of my favorites...

"Grumble, Grumble..."
"Pay me for the door repair charge"
"Spectacle Rock is an entrance to death"
"Let's play money making game"
"Dodongo dislikes smoke"

Maybe I like those just because it's my favorite NES game. Perhaps I'm biased. I dunno...

-A Boy

[pookninja]

"you will not escape" " you will be the one not escaping".the dialog between captain america and the first level boss(dont remember his name) captain america and the advengers(sega genesis).

[VinnyT]

"you will not escape" " you will be the one not escaping".the dialog between captain america and the first level boss(dont remember his name) captain america and the advengers(sega genesis).

Actually, it's "You will be the one escaping", thus making the line all insane.

And I just remembered one:

"I AM ERROR"-LOZ2

[rbudrick]

"..."
Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden for NES

Oh, and also Duke Togo of Golgo 13 for NES.

I recently found that this is known as a "tensen" in Japanese and denotes a pause in speech, a trailing off at the end of an utterance, or silence. It is very similar to the English ellipses.

Weird, huh?

I used to think that quote (in both games) was so funny when I was a kid.

-Rob

[Dahne]

"Bang (heart)"

-Etna, Disgaea, shooting the Prism Rangers. The heart punctuation is important.

"I like trees!"

-Some Guy, Shining Force 2

You could always go with the Colonel's gibberish from Metal Gear Solid 2 -

"La-li-lu-le-lo! La-li-lu-le-lo!"

"I'm not home right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP"

"You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score by using some
ingenious trick would you? That's just about as low as anyone could possibly
stoop! I can't believe you sometimes..."

"Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave this thing up to you any
longer. I'll do the fighting! You can just go home!"

"I noticed this a while back, but you have far too many Game Overs. Sorry to
be blunt, but you really stink at this game."

"I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old
days...What were you in your former life?"

"Honestly, though, you have played the game for a long time. Don't you have
anything else to do with your time?"

"An Anemone or Clematic Plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them
it's a good idea to wear gloves."

"I hear it's amazing when the gamouse purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space
with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors!
61!"

Or, my favorite, the ineffable wisdom of Otacon:

"'A traveler on a journey of a hundred leagues thinks not that his journey is half over until the ninetieth league.' This means that if you're going to walk that far, you should damn well know basic arithmatic. Stay in school!"

"'A frog in a well knows not of the great ocean.' Hey, that's terrible. What kind of person would put an innocent frog in a well? Of course, keeping people locked up is a good way to keep them from seeing things you don't want them to see. The lack of sunlight alone would probably kill it pretty fast. I really don't like this one. Poor little froggy."

[Dahne]

By the way, whatever happened to Zany Video Game Quotes? The old site's still up, but they appparently moved, and the new site doesn't work.

[-hellvin-]

"Get your weapons ready!" - Mega Man
"I can't get the blood out!" - Eternal Darkness

And here's a ton I've heard Morte the floating skull in planescape torment say that mad me laugh my ass off:

"Talk about beating a dead horse (After dying a lot and waking up)"
"If I could click you, you wouldn't know a moment's peace"
"This place is locked up tighter than a chastity belt"

[Gapporin]

"They told me to keep the faith, but I think I'm losing my religion!...oh, no, I've said too much! I haven't said enough!"
---Lunar 2

[Dire 51]

"WILL HELP YOU!" - Kid Niki: Radical Ninja
"ALL SONS OF OLD GODS DIE!" - Grand Master Meio, Strider (arcade)
"VISUALSHOCK! SPEEDSHOCK! SOUNDSHOCK! NOW IS TIME TO THE 68000 HEART ON FIRE!" - Alien Soldier
"I'M GIVE UP! YOUR APPELATION'S TECHNICAL MONKEY" - Gradius III (SNES)

[davidleeroth]

Here's a couple from Bangai-o:

-Do not try to hit her, even if she is behind you. She is a good daughter. But she really is useless." - M introducing her own sister.

-Walked in! I am an agent for Gimunema.
-Careful, Riki! Walked in and agent, that doesn't go well together!

-I can't name names. - spy Pai Yoshi

-Poverty is no disgrace! Our evening meal always consists of rice. - Mami

-Oh, you're killing me? Aha? I think that's unfair. - Koa-zoo

[McSega]

After you beat the plant boss in Resident Evil on PSX, Jill says to Wesker:

"Wesker, where have you BEAN?!?!"

[Gapporin]

By the way, whatever happened to Zany Video Game Quotes? The old site's still up, but they appparently moved, and the new site doesn't work.

www.zanyvgquotes.com

That seems to be the most current site from the millions of moves they've made.

[max 330 mega]

"if you think im ugly , look at you after this!"

gen-an, samurai shodown

[WiseSalesman]

"When I'm on the road, I'm invincible...no one can stop me - but they try."

HELL FUCKING YES!

Full Throttle was an amazing game. Unfortunately my copy got killed, and I have yet to find another one.

[Aboliax]

"The time for flying now past. The gate to tomorrow is not the height of heaven, but the darkness of the depths of the earth". One of the best lines from FFVII spoken by one of the best characters in FFVII Vincent. Not really funny but really eloquent (especially for poor translation like FFVII).