View Full Version : Anna Nicole Smith and cosplay...
Sniderman
07-28-2004, 04:04 PM
Anna Nicole Smith is dressing up as "The 5 Hottest Female Videogame Characters" for the Second annual G-Phoria Awards on G4 in August. Here's a preview:
Click me. CLICK ME!!! (http://www.g4techtv.com/feature.aspx?article_key=47770)
Yeah, that's cute and all, but she's no Ron Jeremy as Mario!
http://www.defunctgames.com/pic/awards2002show002.jpg
Push Upstairs
07-28-2004, 04:11 PM
http://www.defunctgames.com/pic/awards2002show002.jpg
ITSA ME, MARIO!
LOL
You are correct Sir, it will never be as grand as Ron Jeremy Mario.
Kid Ice
07-28-2004, 04:21 PM
Finally, the living embodiment of Ivy...
NOT!!!!!
Querjek
07-28-2004, 04:41 PM
More pix plz.
Dahne
07-28-2004, 04:42 PM
Okay, shelooks nothing like Farah is supposed to.
Bleh.
Queen Of The Felines
07-28-2004, 04:45 PM
Aw damn, I wanted to see a fat Lara Croft.
Kristine
kainemaxwell
07-28-2004, 04:47 PM
I really suggest you read this topic on it at cosplay.com about the backstory of this disaster:
http://forums.cosplay.com/showthread.php?t=40668&page=1&pp=15
GodMedia
07-28-2004, 08:09 PM
I really suggest you read this topic on it at cosplay.com about the backstory of this disaster:
http://forums.cosplay.com/showthread.php?t=40668&page=1&pp=15
What a bunch of drama queens!
Sheesh! You'd think that they'd invented the whole costumes of popular characters thing. Didn't anybody every see the guy in the big mouse suit at Disneyland. I remember him from way back when I was like 5 years old. Maybe he should be suing somebody?
Anyways, Anna Nicole still doesn't look very good, even after the weight loss thing. We have all seen too much of the kind of person she is and it's nearly impossible to wipe the image of her trashiness from our minds when we see her trying to do something a bit classier.
And, no, she does not look good in either costume.
Lemmy Kilmister
07-28-2004, 08:23 PM
:O ......... :puke: .........
Dahne
07-28-2004, 08:27 PM
After some thought, I've decided that this may actually be worse than ManFaye.
Wow that just bad very bad and dumb. Same goes for Smith.
Chunky
07-28-2004, 10:27 PM
wait...i thought Ron Jeremy was Sonic? ;)
The Collector
07-28-2004, 10:38 PM
wait...i thought Ron Jeremy was Sonic? ;)
I'd bet he's Stinky-Dinkins ;)
le geek
07-28-2004, 11:01 PM
Would have been better it it was pre diet Anna!
Pantechnicon
07-28-2004, 11:44 PM
You know, I just got a copy of Soul Calibur II. Been playing for a couple days now. It's definitely worth noting how Ivy has been...better rendered...in her transition from Dreamcast to PS2 and now this comes along and just utterly ruins my enjoyment of the whole thing :angry:
Now that I think about it, I seem to recall Petra Verkaik (Miss December 1989) once doing some Lara Croft-style pictures....don't ask me for the link.
So that's confirmed: two washed-up Playmates doing vidgame cosplay on the Web: the beginning of a disturbing trend? I hope not...:shameful:
AB Positive
07-28-2004, 11:55 PM
After some thought, I've decided that this may actually be worse than ManFaye.
Nothing is worse than ManFaye.
NOTHING
-AG
dracula
07-29-2004, 07:53 AM
:O ......... :puke: .........
oddly, anna nichole smith was really hot about 15 years ago. She was in a film called "Naked Gun 2 and a half" really briefly, she looks as hot as anyone. And now,
:puke:
indeed.
thegreatescape
07-29-2004, 08:04 AM
Would have been better it it was pre diet Anna!
More like would have been better before she grew a penis @_@
At least theres the new RE movie with a convincing jill valentine to heal mental wounds..
Now that I think about it, I seem to recall Petra Verkaik (Miss December 1989) once doing some Lara Croft-style pictures....don't ask me for the link.
I think at one point everybody was doing lara croft pictures..
EDIT: Furby appears to be american slang for male anatomy... how odd.
Sotenga
07-29-2004, 09:04 AM
Great. My fantasies with Ivy are all now ruined. Peachy. No, really, I don't want any more... well, I'll stop there. The point is that I haven't really found ANS too attractive. Eh, just not my cup of orange juice.
MegaDrive20XX
07-29-2004, 09:24 AM
:O ......... :puke: .........
oddly, anna nichole smith was really hot about 15 years ago. She was in a film called "Naked Gun 2 and a half" really briefly, she looks as hot as anyone. And now,
:puke:
indeed.
Actually, that was Naked Gun 33 1/3 she starred in (Where they were at the Academy Awards show)
Yet, I agree, she looks like "The Hostess Twinkie" sponsor...fake, yellow, and in plastic..
Sniderman
07-29-2004, 09:27 AM
I'll tell ya, at one time I found ANS smokingly hot. Whoof. Then her show began airing and I got a look inside her mind. Wow. I’m not trying to be overly critical, but the way she talks and carries herself makes me wonder if she’s got an extra chromosome floating around inside there.
“Sugaaaaahhh piiiiiiieee. Nnnnnyyyhhhuuuuhhhh….”
Push Upstairs
07-29-2004, 01:19 PM
EDIT: Furby appears to be american slang for male anatomy... how odd.
There are millions of slang terms for male anatomy here is the U.S.
Furby is not one that i have heard before. Must be a regional thing.
I could only ever tolerate ANS in "Naked Gun" because i love the movies.
Sniderman
07-29-2004, 01:27 PM
There are millions of slang terms for male anatomy here is the U.S.
Furby is not one that i have heard before. Must be a regional thing.
Or there could be another reason. Let me try something.
"Men are born with a penis, whereas women are not."
Or let's try to group words togther:
"The penis mighterthan thesword."
Ah, looks like the Word Substitution filter is still active.
Penis! Penis! Penis!
Push Upstairs
07-29-2004, 01:34 PM
This site has a word filter?
Sniderman
07-29-2004, 01:54 PM
Only for the really naughty ones. Or when the political issues run amok. Or when the staff decides to go for a screwy day (ie, substitute the word "Xbox" with "Sega 32X"). Sometimes it's used in contests, ie, the first person to stumble across the substituted word gets a prize.
Used rarely, but the penis one seems to still be active. Besides, it's not like that word should be said all too often around here.
GunPanther
07-29-2004, 10:48 PM
wait...i thought Ron Jeremy was Sonic? ;)
Well, ol' Ron Jeremy is the "Hedgehog" but not "Sonic".
He's waaaaay too suave to even be compared to the blue hedgehog.
:rockets: GunPanther :2gunfire:
petewhitley
07-30-2004, 02:14 AM
C'mon, you're telling me no-one here would "do her"? She's no Angelina Jolie, but she's got a certain something. Namely big tits. I'd like those of you that said it makes you vomit to post a pic of your girl so we can all see just how hotter your lady is than her ... :hmm:
Dreamscape
07-30-2004, 02:34 AM
I really suggest you read this topic on it at cosplay.com about the backstory of this disaster:
http://forums.cosplay.com/showthread.php?t=40668&page=1&pp=15
You know, I couldn't make it through all 11 pages of that crap. I only made it through to page 5, and I stopped reading after page 2, I was just looking at the avatars after that.
Dahne
07-30-2004, 02:48 AM
For one thing, the spray-painted elbow pads are just...not good.
And Farah doesn't have a faded tattoo on her right calf.
It's not so much that there's anything wrong with her body shape, she just isn't right at all for those costumes. Most video game girls are ridiculously skinny. Farah is ridiculously skinny for a reason (so she can slip through cracks in the wall, instead of running around walls full of saw blades like the prince has to).
I don't know about you, but I can't see that woman actually firing a bow, let alone hacking at somebody with a broadsword.
Cmosfm
07-30-2004, 10:33 AM
C'mon, you're telling me no-one here would "do her"? She's no Angelina Jolie, but she's got a certain something. Namely big tits. I'd like those of you that said it makes you vomit to post a pic of your girl so we can all see just how hotter your lady is than her ... :hmm:
For once, I gotta agree with petey boy here. She's not THAT bad, she's no beauty queen or even Angelina Jolie...but let's see those hot hottie girlfriends he's speakin of! :D
Nah though, I think her show ruined her...no matter what she looks like from no on we'll remember her show and realize how much of a trashy slutty whore she is and pretty much still be disgusted.
Overall, as for looks, she's not TERRIBLE right now...she does look much better than she did.
PENIS