View Full Version : The Most Important Videogame-Related Auction Ever
TheRedEye
08-12-2004, 12:03 AM
Please bid, I'm so hungry. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8124439691)
16-bit
08-12-2004, 02:11 AM
The first hyperlink to your site doesn't work.
TheRedEye
08-12-2004, 11:20 AM
Damn, too late.
captain nintendo
08-12-2004, 11:50 AM
Please bid, I'm so hungry. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8124439691)
That is pretty funny stuff.
Its not really your is it ?
Jibbajaba
08-12-2004, 12:43 PM
Well thats him in most of the pictures, so I would say that it is his.
Chris
captain nintendo
08-12-2004, 12:49 PM
Well thats him in most of the pictures, so I would say that it is his.
Chris
* Looks at TheRedEye's avatar.......Looks at auction again * :embarrassed:
Oh yeah :frustrated:
Sniderman
08-12-2004, 03:09 PM
Now THAT is funny. LOL OK, OK, that's worth a legit bid.
<off to eBay to bump the auction a coupla bucks>
TheRedEye
08-12-2004, 04:12 PM
You're a good man, Snider man.
punkoffgirl
08-13-2004, 12:05 AM
Wow, that's jumped quite a bit since my first $1 bid *lol*
-hellvin-
08-13-2004, 02:31 AM
"you have been outbid by another bidder"
Enjoy your free dollar bump.
TheRedEye
08-13-2004, 11:33 AM
Hooray!
skoldpadda
08-15-2004, 02:05 AM
well for 23 bucks, you can enjoy a number of fine meals at the various buffets on the Vegas strip.
I would up the bid, but I'm allergic to kittens, especially magical ones... :roll:
Oh, and the real reason Frank doesn't have money for food...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3608&item=8115095429
At least your current auction will cover your past transgressions... LOL
Cobra Commander
08-16-2004, 04:53 AM
It WILL be mine. At any cost....
...or at least any cost below $35.
TheRedEye
08-16-2004, 02:06 PM
well for 23 bucks, you can enjoy a number of fine meals at the various buffets on the Vegas strip.
I would up the bid, but I'm allergic to kittens, especially magical ones... :roll:
Oh, and the real reason Frank doesn't have money for food...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3608&item=8115095429
At least your current auction will cover your past transgressions... LOL
Yeah. I honestly woke up with a hangover, not remembering bidding on that auction.
Turned out kind of cool, though, as an artifact. That game wasn't known to exist outside of an AVE prototype before this.
Achika
08-16-2004, 02:36 PM
Um....how much for the kitten?
portnoyd
08-16-2004, 04:49 PM
Um....how much for the kitten?
I think I'll cover for Frank here, and say Mr. Harvey Dent is not for sale.
Kroogah
08-16-2004, 04:55 PM
Harvey Dent? The kitten's name is Harvey Dent? Awesome. I would have gone with Oswald Cobblepot myself.
Achika
08-16-2004, 05:29 PM
Um....how much for the kitten?
I think I'll cover for Frank here, and say Mr. Harvey Dent is not for sale.
BUT IT'S CUTE PORTNOYD. I DEMAND CUTE. ISN'T IT CUTE, DON'T YOU THINK SO TOO PORTNOYD?
portnoyd
08-16-2004, 07:44 PM
Um....how much for the kitten?
I think I'll cover for Frank here, and say Mr. Harvey Dent is not for sale.
BUT IT'S CUTE PORTNOYD. I DEMAND CUTE. ISN'T IT CUTE, DON'T YOU THINK SO TOO PORTNOYD?
Frank, I think Achika is going to be borrowing your cat. Umm, permenantly. Sorry about this, but well... hoo boy. I'll give you a bottle of hot sauce, and a box of Super Mario Bros bandaids in return though. Is good deal.
Unless she finds the bandaids cute. Then it's just the hot sauce.
dave
TheRedEye
08-16-2004, 08:05 PM
"Sir. Confirm launch for cuteness attack on Achika."
"Confirmed. Engage."
http://www.theredeye.net/KITTY/01.jpg
http://www.theredeye.net/KITTY/06.jpg
http://www.theredeye.net/KITTY/07.jpg
http://www.theredeye.net/KITTY/20031124-01.jpg
http://www.lostlevels.org/harvey.jpg
http://www.theredeye.net/harveyinventory.jpg
http://www.theredeye.net/harveydent.jpg
TheRedEye
08-16-2004, 08:07 PM
Harvey Dent? The kitten's name is Harvey Dent? Awesome. I would have gone with Oswald Cobblepot myself.
Yeah. His full name is District Attorney Harvey Dent. He even has an office*.
*cardboard box with doors cut out
Achika
08-16-2004, 09:00 PM
*Pee Pants Module Engaged*
:puppydogeyes: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! Especially that top one.
Drexel923
08-16-2004, 09:09 PM
Harvey Dent? The kitten's name is Harvey Dent? Awesome. I would have gone with Oswald Cobblepot myself.
Yeah. His full name is District Attorney Harvey Dent. He even has an office*.
*cardboard box with doors cut out
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
What's in the cats mouth in the last pic?
TheRedEye
08-16-2004, 09:14 PM
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
What's in the cats mouth in the last pic?
...nothing? Are you mistaking his goatee for something in his mouth?
Drexel923
08-16-2004, 09:22 PM
[quote=TheRedEye] LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
What's in the cats mouth in the last pic?
...nothing? Are you mistaking his goatee for something in his mouth?
I guess I am...apon further inspection it does appear to be another spot of black . I retract my original statement, but stand by my post of insane laughter regarding the Harvey Dent comment. LOL
Phosphor Dot Fossils
08-16-2004, 10:55 PM
Perhaps it is the last remnant of his most recent victim! Magic kitten indeed. He's a killer, I tell you, a killer! LOL
Cobra Commander
08-18-2004, 03:24 AM
19 hours to go and it shall be in my hands. Hoorah.
TheRedEye
08-18-2004, 07:51 PM
19 hours to go and it shall be in my hands. Hoorah.
Come on folks, are you really going to let THIS GUY win the most sacred, beautiful videogame collectible of our time? Get those bids in! If not, THE TERRORISTS WIN.
Not that Mr. Commander is a terrorist. I'm just saying.
Ninja Blacksox
08-18-2004, 08:02 PM
Throw in an evening of anything-goes man sex with the dude playing the piano, and you've got yourself a sale.
Wait...
Did I say "an evening of anything-goes man sex with the dude playing the piano?"
Um.
I meant "the kitten."
Yeah.
Fuck.
-A Boy
Cobra Commander
08-19-2004, 01:25 AM
Hoorah and huzzah! It is all mine, all mine!! And you have some money waiting for you my friend...
So do I also get the untouched minty copy of the mag too?
Either way, it kicks ass indeed.
MarioAllStar2600
08-19-2004, 01:27 AM
Hahahah Definatly shouldn't have passed this up for $3 bucks. LOL So RedEye how hammered were you that night?
TheRedEye
08-19-2004, 09:25 AM
Congraturation, I'll (hopefully) send the mag out today, with a copy of the normal mag too. The reason I'm not completely sure is that I have to get a replacement driver's license today. I have no idea what happened to mine, I didn't even notice it was missing until the cops pulled me over in Barstow.
If anyone wants one of the CGE magazines from last year, I'll be selling them off of the site pretty soon. I have about twenty left, I think. I might be toting a couple around at CGE too.