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SoulBlazer
08-24-2004, 04:06 PM
I did'nt believe this when I saw this on Gamespot's recent Rumor Control, but I got this from the official web site:

Rayne Makes Her PlayBoy Debut
If you felt teased by her sexy Girls of Gaming cover, then this new feature art is going to blow your mind! Rayne is 100% topless and smokin' hot in the October issue of Playboy magazine. This is a first in videogame history and trust us when we say that Rayne does not disappoint. The magazine hits newsstands in early September so here's a great excuse to get a copy!

DOH!!!

Anyone want to take bets on how badly THIS goes over? :eek 2:

tholly
08-24-2004, 04:16 PM
hmmmm....i would feel ackward buying this mag in stores, but i would like to have it for the historical aspect (no really, its about video games....thats why i want it....HONESTLY)


......anyone going to be picking this one up??

Ninja Blacksox
08-24-2004, 04:20 PM
......anyone going to be picking this one up??

No.

-A Boy

SegaTecToy
08-24-2004, 04:24 PM
Polygonal breasts? :hmm: Sorry, I like the real thing much more. :-P

Kroogah
08-24-2004, 04:30 PM
The question here is: Is this a step up or a step down from airbrushing?

tholly
08-24-2004, 04:34 PM
Polygonal breasts? :hmm: Sorry, I like the real thing much more. :-P


yea,i think that cartoon porn has got to be the dumbest thing i have ever seen.........

Rogmeister
08-24-2004, 04:36 PM
Has anyone mentioned there's going to be a Bloodrayne movie? This is mentioned in a Hollywood Reporter I just got...

downfall
08-24-2004, 04:36 PM
Polygonal breasts? :hmm: Sorry, I like the real thing much more. :-P


yea,i think that cartoon porn has got to be the dumbest thing i have ever seen.........


But you have seen it. ;)

Arrrr mateys.. Pirates of the Carribbean references abound!

SegaTecToy
08-24-2004, 04:37 PM
Polygonal breasts? :hmm: Sorry, I like the real thing much more. :-P


yea,i think that cartoon porn has got to be the dumbest thing i have ever seen.........

The sad thing is: with photoshop all pics are kinda cartoonish/fake anyway... :angry:

tholly
08-24-2004, 04:41 PM
Polygonal breasts? :hmm: Sorry, I like the real thing much more. :-P


yea,i think that cartoon porn has got to be the dumbest thing i have ever seen.........


But you have seen it. ;)

Arrrr mateys.. Pirates of the Carribbean references abound!


only reason i can say yes, is because i got a CD-R copy of a dreamcast game called Dangerous Toys....it is a japanese game....but i figured it would be like army men or something.......boy was i wrong....all it is is porno cartoons with the characters using "toys"......very dangerous stuff

Daria
08-24-2004, 04:41 PM
Polygonal breasts? :hmm: Sorry, I like the real thing much more. :-P


yea,i think that cartoon porn has got to be the dumbest thing i have ever seen.........

A picture is a picture. Whether it's a photograph of a real woman you'll never sleep with or a drawing of a fake woman you'll never sleep with.

tholly
08-24-2004, 04:42 PM
Polygonal breasts? :hmm: Sorry, I like the real thing much more. :-P


yea,i think that cartoon porn has got to be the dumbest thing i have ever seen.........

A picture is a picture. Whether it's a photograph of a real woman you'll never sleep with or a drawing of a fake woman you'll never sleep with.


hey...if they are real....dont say never......there is always a chance....

very small chance....but there is a chance....

Milk
08-24-2004, 04:44 PM
I think the chance is on par with the Playmate stepping out of the centerfold, Purple Rose of Cairo style.

tholly
08-24-2004, 04:46 PM
I think the chance is on par with the Playmate stepping out of the centerfold, Purple Rose of Cairo style.


...so your saying there's a chance.....

Ninja Blacksox
08-24-2004, 04:50 PM
A picture is a picture. Whether it's a photograph of a real woman you'll never sleep with or a drawing of a fake woman you'll never sleep with.

This is indeed an excellent burn.

It should be recognized as such.

-A Boy

SoulBlazer
08-24-2004, 04:59 PM
Who says we don't have a chance with those girls in 10 years? :D

Daria
08-24-2004, 05:06 PM
Polygonal breasts? :hmm: Sorry, I like the real thing much more. :-P

I also wanted to point out this post. That reply was much funnier when the video game chicks had the breats that looked like they could slice your hand open (Tomb Raider 1 anyone?). Now polygon boobies don't really look all that different from "real" ones. And I use the term real very loosely because more often then not the real in this context refers to disporporinate silicone implants.

ubersaurus
08-24-2004, 05:12 PM
All I know is I have a friend obsessed with Bloodrayne, and she'll probably get this just on principle alone LOL

rbudrick
08-24-2004, 05:12 PM
The question here is: Is this a step up or a step down from airbrushing?


That's a very interesting quetion.

I doubt the polygons are gonna look fake...Probably better than FInal Fantasy the movie, is my guess.

As far as drawings go (moreso in the ads and such, not the game)....Bloodrayne probably has the best bod I've seen in videogames. Pretty stylish threads too. Any others characters I've seen so far in videogames are too cartoonish looking or polygonal. Or odd...like FFX-2.

But anyway, that's all just from an artistic standpoint. A naked computer model in a nudy mag is indeed rather odd...I'm not exactly sure if it's perverse though, considering all the fake body parts on women now (devil's advocate there...).

-Rob

rbudrick
08-24-2004, 05:14 PM
Who says we don't have a chance with those girls in 10 years?

Hmmm, well who says I don't now? Bwa HA HA HA.
j/k

-Rob

Ninja Blacksox
08-24-2004, 05:23 PM
Who says we don't have a chance with those girls in 10 years? :D

Let's see...

Considering I'll be on my tenth year of having a teacher's salary...

Yeah.

I'll have no chance.

-A Boy

-hellvin-
08-24-2004, 05:49 PM
The question here is: Is this a step up or a step down from airbrushing?

Hard to answer. They're almost equally terrible.

FantasiaWHT
08-24-2004, 08:18 PM
I also read that someone is taking an Evanescence song and making a music video out of it by replacing the Evanescence band members with characters from the Blood Rayne world.

Weird stuff :)

Ninja Blacksox
08-24-2004, 09:56 PM
I also read that someone is taking an Evanescence song and making a music video out of it by replacing the Evanescence band members with characters from the Blood Rayne world.

Weird stuff :)

Man.

If only they replaced the Evanescence song with a tune by a good band.

That video would RULE.

-A Boy

rbudrick
08-25-2004, 12:59 PM
Man.

If only they replaced the Evanescence song with a tune by a good band.

That video would RULE.

-A Boy

HA HA HA! A Boy's my man!

Wait, that didn't sound right...
<ducks and leaves>

-Rob

Cobra Commander
08-25-2004, 01:18 PM
What's with all the attention these days with BloodRayne? A friend of mine at work actually named his new daughter Rayne. :roll:
Am I the only one who didn't even like BloodRaybne very much?

ubersaurus
08-25-2004, 02:12 PM
What's with all the attention these days with BloodRayne? A friend of mine at work actually named his new daughter Rayne. :roll:
Am I the only one who didn't even like BloodRaybne very much?

Clearly you are! ;)

I loved the game, btw.

Daria
08-25-2004, 02:54 PM
HA HA HA! A Boy's my man!

Wait, that didn't sound right...
<ducks and leaves>

-Rob

*locks Rob back in his closet*

:)

Richter
08-25-2004, 02:59 PM
Rayne needed a better voice in the game IMO

SoulBlazer
08-25-2004, 05:43 PM
Someone posted in another thread a link to a good CNN article about this. Other girls are going to be in that issue as well, with a article talking about the changing face of the gaming industry.

Damn it, I may have to buy that issue! ;)

Jive3D
08-25-2004, 05:52 PM
I'll pick it up for sure. #1 It will be funny! # 2 this is a little milestone in gaming. Too bad Princess toadstool peach isn't in it, that prissy bitch.

Ninja Blacksox
08-25-2004, 05:53 PM
HA HA HA! A Boy's my man!

Wait, that didn't sound right...
<ducks and leaves>

-Rob

I'm flattered, Rob.

But I have a girlfriend.

I hope you'll understand.

Love,

-A Boy

AFGiant
08-25-2004, 07:31 PM
This topic is hilarious, yet on-topically interesting at the same time LOL

rbudrick
08-25-2004, 07:54 PM
I'm flattered, Rob.

But I have a girlfriend.

I hope you'll understand.

Love,

-A Boy

Bah, that's ok, I'm not homosexual nor pedophile anyway...but if I were, I'd call you first! Ahem.

Ok, back on topic here. I have a cousin named Rayne...she's 18 though....so there's no influence from the game there.

Cobra Commander, your friend named his daughter this because of the game, or just coincidence?

-Rob

DigitalSpace
08-26-2004, 06:26 AM
Well, it can't be worse than Chyna's layout. LOL

EnemyZero
08-26-2004, 07:15 AM
For one thing, Yes MTV announced the air date for the evanesance bloodrayne video debute...and...hehehe...nude cartoons....I can't tell you all the times i've almost died laughing watching hentai, I don'y know whats funnier, the fact they make hentai or the fact that people accually take it seriously, or watch it for dirty dirty reasons ROFL

PhoeniX
08-26-2004, 09:29 AM
Who else is gonna be in the playboy... I mean what other videogame charactors will be in the issue. I have to assume they're upcomming sims rip off playboy mansion game will be in there.

Keir
08-26-2004, 09:51 AM
The question here is: Is this a step up or a step down from airbrushing?
I'd say it's a step sideways, since neither belong in that kind of magazine. However, I personally think airbrushed pictures are worse because (1) it's pretending to be real and (2) I can't help but think the picture was better before someone messed with it.

BloodRayne? I never played the game. From the screenshots I've seen I'm a bit confused why she would be the one to make this so-called "breakthrough".

Cobra Commander
08-26-2004, 10:26 AM
Cobra Commander, your friend named his daughter this because of the game, or just coincidence?

-Rob
Oh it's because of the game for sure. He's nuts over the game and he was just loking for an excuse to name a female Rayne. I don't think it mattered to him if it was a human or kitten.
The first thing I said was, "Rayne? Do I even have to guess where that name came from?"
To which he replied, "Oh I'm pretty sure you know..."
Wow.

rbudrick
08-26-2004, 12:11 PM
Oh it's because of the game for sure. He's nuts over the game and he was just loking for an excuse to name a female Rayne. I don't think it mattered to him if it was a human or kitten.
The first thing I said was, "Rayne? Do I even have to guess where that name came from?"
To which he replied, "Oh I'm pretty sure you know..."
Wow.

Oh, man. That's crazy...from what I hear, the game aint even that great....Well, I better try it before I knock it. But man, I thought I took games too seriously...

-Rob

fahrvergnugen
08-26-2004, 12:28 PM
After a really terrible first couple of levels (note to any potential game developers reading this: NO MORE SWAMP LEVELS. EVER.) Bloodrayne gets really good, if a bit easy.

It's really gory when she whips out her berzerker fury attacks and (somewhat) realistically gibs nazis with her arm blades. Also, any time you're feeling low on health, you can just jump on the nearest nazi and drink him, while using him as a human shield and shooting over his shoulder as the life drains from his body. This makes the game very easy if overused, but never stops being fun.

It does wear out its welcome by the last couple of levels (OH GOOD ANOTHER SPOOKY DECREPIT CASTLE), and the stupid character names (Mince? MINCE?) really got to me. The final boss fight is pretty well done, though.

Also, since it's got a Tomb-Raider style 3d camera, you're going to spend a lot of time looking at polygonal ass. May as well be one that's pleasing to the eye.

Also worth noting is that if you played Terminal Reality's Nocturne, or their Blair Witch game, Bloodrayne fits in with the mythos established in those two titles.

DTJAAAAMJSLM
08-26-2004, 02:25 PM
Who else is gonna be in the playboy... I mean what other videogame charactors will be in the issue. I have to assume they're upcomming sims rip off playboy mansion game will be in there.

Here (http://money.cnn.com/2004/08/25/commentary/game_over/column_gaming/index.htm?cnn=yes)'s the article that mentions the other characters.

Raedon
08-26-2004, 03:16 PM
seems like a good idea to me.. Smut is Smut I guess..

I'll bet it sells really well.

E Nice
08-26-2004, 09:25 PM
Here (http://money.cnn.com/2004/08/25/commentary/game_over/column_gaming/index.htm?cnn=yes)'s the article that mentions the other characters.


Mileena
One of "Mortal Kombat's" most familiar faces (who often sports a blue leotard in the game) will be pose seductively, but not nude, for the magazine.
Umm...isn't Kitana the one in blue? And second, Mileena? She better keep that face mask on.

The Manimal
08-29-2004, 11:01 PM
I also read that someone is taking an Evanescence song and making a music video out of it by replacing the Evanescence band members with characters from the Blood Rayne world.

Weird stuff :)

Man.

If only they replaced the Evanescence song with a tune by a good band.

That video would RULE.

-A Boy


haha

Evanescence chick *insert masturbation smiley that this board lacks*

zmweasel
10-02-2004, 06:57 AM
Someone forwarded me the pics of the three naked virtual chicks in the Playboy article, and I've put 'em on my site, because I'm a sad little man.

Luba Licious (Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude): http://www.zachmeston.com/jpeg/nudie1.jpg
Tala (Darkwatch): http://www.zachmeston.com/jpeg/nudie2.jpg
BloodRayne: http://www.zachmeston.com/jpeg/nudie3.jpg

BR's by far the "hottest."

-- Z.

SoulBlazer
10-02-2004, 12:06 PM
Interesting. :hmm:

Thanks, Zach! Is the issue out yet?

I agree with you, BR is the most 'real' looking. ;)

Graham Mitchell
10-02-2004, 12:10 PM
This is so sad on so many levels. It's bad enough that people try to use sex to sell a piece of shit game to a horny 13-year-old. This is just rediculous. It seems to me that the artists and publishers involved in this are serious about it, and that's just...creepy. O_O

Aussie2B
10-02-2004, 01:42 PM
Gah, Jesus fuckin' Christ. x_x If they're going to have CG porn, at least make it DECENT looking CG porn... I've seen better CG hentai done by fan groups...

Oh well, no less nasty than the typical crap in Playboy, and no less fake looking. At least it's a change of pace from the usual plastic, airbrushed, STD-ridden skanks.

Raedon
10-02-2004, 01:53 PM
This is so sad on so many levels. It's bad enough that people try to use sex to sell a piece of shit game to a horny 13-year-old. This is just rediculous. It seems to me that the artists and publishers involved in this are serious about it, and that's just...creepy. O_O

A 13 year old couldn't buy this mag just like they can't buy GTA III.

Raedon
10-02-2004, 01:59 PM
The usual Playboy Interests are hilarious!

Name BoodRyane

Hobbies: Hunting Nazis, Arcade Occult Rituals, Martial Arts

Name: Luba Licius

Interests: Long walks on the beach, group sex, needlepoint

Fav. Foods: Burgers, Ice Cream, Vodka

Fav. Book: Kama Sutra (AKA the Bible) LOL

Zubiac666
10-02-2004, 04:31 PM
Luba Licious (Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude): http://www.zachmeston.com/jpeg/nudie1.jpg
Tala (Darkwatch): http://www.zachmeston.com/jpeg/nudie2.jpg
BloodRayne: http://www.zachmeston.com/jpeg/nudie3.jpg



ok enough of that!

I just puked onto my laptop
:bullshit:

Raedon
10-02-2004, 05:51 PM
ok enough of that!

I just puked onto my laptop
:bullshit:

I got to ask, do all women make you want to puke when seen nude? Because these images are just as "real" as any porno you have ever seen.

I'm sure you realize they are not 3D but 2D and just represent what could be in your mind sexually without thinking. I could shoot a picture of a naked girl in my bedroom, post it, and it would be no more real then this in terms of porn.

I think DP has a problem with guys who have a problem with being male.

I swear if you are into males just say so.. who cares.. But don't ruin your laptop's just because you haven't had a partner in years and are bitter.

SoulBlazer
10-02-2004, 06:46 PM
Gee, if ANYONE sounds bitter, it's Aussie. :P

Aussie2B
10-02-2004, 07:03 PM
I'm the queen of bitter. :)

GunPanther
10-02-2004, 07:58 PM
Well, I'm into smut, so I guess I'll be the first to admit that I bought a copy of this Playboy issue. :P


zmweasel, thanks for posting those 'better' pics, especially the one of "Tala" since her picture is only about the size of trading card in the actual magazine.


As for the actual article/photospread itself, the whole thing is no more than 5-6 pages, counting the 'fold-out' poster of "Luba Licious" from the upcoming "Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude" game.


The only nudes/topless characters in total are:


Bloodrayne (topless)

Tala (nude)

Luba Licious (nude - the only character showin' the shaved kitty. lol)

An unknown "Playboy" Model game character (nude - holding a joystick, no less)

Dixie from the upcoming "Rumble Roses". (topless, but she's covering her nips and the image itself is only the size of a forum 'avatar' picture/half the size of a trading card)

--------------

They also have pictures of Nina Williams (Death By Degrees), Kurenai (Red Ninja), Mileena (MK: Deception) and Ayane (DOA:XBV), but the artwork for these characters was the regular promo artwork which would be found in any video game publication or website and they're not exposing themselves in any way.



Overall, I feel kinda' ripped off because I thought the whole feature on "Gaming Grows Up" would have featured more characters and bigger images. Plus, it seems like Playboy is trying to become like a 'jack-of-all-trades' type of publication by trying to feature video game reviews. (Sorry "Hef". Leave that coverage to the professional video game magazines and just keep showin' edited/airbrushed pics of beautiful women)

*sighs*

At least I didn't pay more than $4.99 for this issue of Playboy. Even the "College Girls" section of the magazine isn't worth the price of the issue.







:rockets: GunPanther :2gunfire:

Graham Mitchell
10-02-2004, 08:31 PM
This is so sad on so many levels. It's bad enough that people try to use sex to sell a piece of shit game to a horny 13-year-old. This is just rediculous. It seems to me that the artists and publishers involved in this are serious about it, and that's just...creepy. O_O

A 13 year old couldn't buy this mag just like they can't buy GTA III.

I wasn't suggesting the 13-year-olds were going to buy the magazine (although if they want it bad enough they can get it. We all did at that age.)

I didn't think it was illegal to sell Mature-rated games to minors. I've never been carded for it, but then again, I haven't bought a Mature rated game in over a year and half. Has this policy changed? Because if not, then a 13-year-old could buy that game...just something to think about.

Raedon
10-02-2004, 09:16 PM
I got addicted to Cigarettes at age 13 and they were sold to me legally back then and I smoked them in high school in the smoking area.

..just something to think about.

SoulBlazer
10-02-2004, 10:26 PM
Playboy HAS been doing game reviews -- as well as running adds for systems and games -- for over 20 years. If you check the website of the Blue Sky Rangers, the programers for the Intelivison, they mention in their section on Utopia that the first good review of the game came from Playboy, which also gave it their 'Game of the Year' award. :)

This, however, was a interesting experiment -- and as I guessed in my very first post when I posted this note, it won't go over very well. :P

Hovoc
10-02-2004, 11:55 PM
I'm the queen of bitter. :)


figured your a chick



you gave a typical chick response


any beautiful women that chooses to pose nude is a. a slut, b. diseased ridden, and c. hated by every "ugly" girl :roll:


typical chick response


ugly chicks hate beautiful chicks bc they are beautiful and have bodies that they can show off. i love going out in public and pointing out a girl to my gf, imeediately shes called as lut, std whore, or somerthing else flattering


you women are quite an enjoyment :D

Promophile
10-03-2004, 12:12 AM
You just called your girlfriend ugly, in a backwards kind of way

Hovoc
10-03-2004, 12:17 AM
You just called your girlfriend ugly, in a backwards kind of way



im not denying it :D

Zubiac666
10-03-2004, 04:47 AM
ok enough of that!

I just puked onto my laptop
:bullshit:

I got to ask, do all women make you want to puke when seen nude? Because these images are just as "real" as any porno you have ever seen.

I'm sure you realize they are not 3D but 2D and just represent what could be in your mind sexually without thinking. I could shoot a picture of a naked girl in my bedroom, post it, and it would be no more real then this in terms of porn.

I think DP has a problem with guys who have a problem with being male.

I swear if you are into males just say so.. who cares.. But don't ruin your laptop's just because you haven't had a partner in years and are bitter.

fisrt of all: I have a gf since 5 years.

second: If those pics make you horny or something then YOU actually have a problem.I don't want some virtual chick getting naked.I'm for the real thing.
Sorry for being "normal".
What's next? BloodRayne sex-dolls?

Btw:and if those chicks(BR etc)-pics were real ones they are also ugly(at least for me)

portnoyd
10-03-2004, 08:38 AM
I'm the queen of bitter. :)

Yeah, and it's getting pretty annoying, btw.

Raedon
10-03-2004, 10:02 AM
second: If those pics make you horny or something then YOU actually have a problem.I don't want some virtual chick getting naked.I'm for the real thing.
Sorry for being "normal".


One thing the Digital Press forums has tought me is tolerance to alternative lifestyles. I'll never use the word "fag" again except to an old old friend when he beats me at a Vs. game.

What I find "disturbing" someone else might be into and who am I to say if that is right or wrong if it doesn't hurt anyone.

slip81
10-03-2004, 10:46 AM
I think it's kind of a lame idea, but I might pick it up because I have a feeling it's going to be worth something. I'm sure this will be the first and last time we see completely fake girls in Playboy.

Sounds like Playboy has been grasping for staws lately anyway, Women of Walmart feature? I don't know about you, but I've never seen any girls working at Walmart that struck me as Playboy material. Now target, that's a different story. . .

Raedon
10-03-2004, 11:26 AM
Wal-Mart women are creepy.

In my area the Super Wal-marts have nothing but people from Longview Babtist Temple working them. LBT is this near cult church where women have to have long dresses below the ankle. They write Bible proverbs on your receipt.

Didn't know about the walmart Playboy :hmm: But Target is the place with the best looking girls..

farfel
10-03-2004, 11:37 AM
Luba Licious (Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude): http://www.zachmeston.com/jpeg/nudie1.jpgTala (Darkwatch): http://www.zachmeston.com/jpeg/nudie2.jpgBloodRayne: http://www.zachmeston.com/jpeg/nudie3.jpgok enough of that!I just puked onto my laptop :bullshit:



No different than the fake nudie paintings of Michaelangelo or Rubin. Whih are considered masterpieces.
(I could never understand Rubin's love for fat women)

Promophile
10-03-2004, 01:54 PM
ok enough of that!

I just puked onto my laptop
:bullshit:

I got to ask, do all women make you want to puke when seen nude? Because these images are just as "real" as any porno you have ever seen.

I'm sure you realize they are not 3D but 2D and just represent what could be in your mind sexually without thinking. I could shoot a picture of a naked girl in my bedroom, post it, and it would be no more real then this in terms of porn.

I think DP has a problem with guys who have a problem with being male.

I swear if you are into males just say so.. who cares.. But don't ruin your laptop's just because you haven't had a partner in years and are bitter.

fisrt of all: I have a gf since 5 years.

second: If those pics make you horny or something then YOU actually have a problem.I don't want some virtual chick getting naked.I'm for the real thing.
Sorry for being "normal".
What's next? BloodRayne sex-dolls?

Btw:and if those chicks(BR etc)-pics were real ones they are also ugly(at least for me)

Can you say latent homosexuality

hydr0x
10-03-2004, 04:43 PM
Can you say latent homosexuality

oh come on, gimme a break, what's up here lately

i have to agree with him, porn like that did turn me one when i was 14, of course nice breasts can be a very nice thing to look at but they only really turn me on if they are REAL, this has nothing to do with not loving women

Aussie2B
10-03-2004, 05:33 PM
I'm the queen of bitter. :)


figured your a chick



you gave a typical chick response


any beautiful women that chooses to pose nude is a. a slut, b. diseased ridden, and c. hated by every "ugly" girl :roll:


typical chick response


ugly chicks hate beautiful chicks bc they are beautiful and have bodies that they can show off. i love going out in public and pointing out a girl to my gf, imeediately shes called as lut, std whore, or somerthing else flattering


you women are quite an enjoyment :D

The problem here is... I'm not a typical chick. You're the one actually like a typical man by assuming that all chicks are the same and any chick who would say what I said would have the same reason for feeling that way.

Any beautiful woman that chooses to pose nude... is a beautiful woman who chooses to pose nude. ;) Simple as that. I like looking at pretty naked ladies, but I don't think the women in Playboy (or those naked video game characters) are attractive. I think they're nasty looking. Rather than your assumption that I'm ugly and jealous of them; I actually think I'm BETTER looking than them (in both the face and the body). I feel quite comfortable showing my body off too. Now if we were talking Playboy chicks from the 80s and earlier, it would be a different story. Those chicks were hot, and they were NATURAL to boot, no fake titties pointing in different directions and such.

So there ya go. I'm not surpised that my opinion upset someone. If a guy comments about chicks, it doesn't matter what he says, but with girls making comments there's some double standard... Heaven forbid somebody insults your whacking off material... and if a chick does it, well she must be some huge, inbred, bitchy cow who's just jealous. *rolls eyes*

Raedon
10-03-2004, 05:38 PM
I actually think I'm BETTER looking than them (in both the face and the body). I feel quite comfortable showing my body off too.


*raises hand*

Lets go.. post some pictures.. Talk the talk, walk the walk! :D

Graham Mitchell
10-03-2004, 06:02 PM
The problem here is... I'm not a typical chick. You're the one actually like a typical man by assuming that all chicks are the same and any chick who would say what I said would have the same reason for feeling that way.

Any beautiful woman that chooses to pose nude... is a beautiful woman who chooses to pose nude. ;) Simple as that. I like looking at pretty naked ladies, but I don't think the women in Playboy (or those naked video game characters) are attractive. I think they're nasty looking. Rather than your assumption that I'm ugly and jealous of them; I actually think I'm BETTER looking than them (in both the face and the body). I feel quite comfortable showing my body off too. Now if we were talking Playboy chicks from the 80s and earlier, it would be a different story. Those chicks were hot, and they were NATURAL to boot, no fake titties pointing in different directions and such.

So there ya go. I'm not surpised that my opinion upset someone. If a guy comments about chicks, it doesn't matter what he says, but with girls making comments there's some double standard... Heaven forbid somebody insults your whacking off material... and if a chick does it, well she must be some huge, inbred, bitchy cow who's just jealous. *rolls eyes*

This is probably not a topic I should be delving into for reasons you'll see in a moment, but oh well, we're all friends here, right?

The thing about Playboy is that it claims to be a bit higher-brow than the average pornography. In order to do this, it tends to NOT have pictorials featuring true porn stars. As such, fake breasts and collagen implants are a rarity in Playboy, at least from what I remember due to my experiences with it in the 90's. They tend to take your average girl, groom her and give her to a professional make-up artist, and and her over to a very talented photographer who tries to get the best out of her and take suggestive, yet relatively tasteful (compared to Hustler or what have you) photos. As such, they really do resemble normal women you'd see on the street or on a collage campus because that's exactly what they are.

In case you haven't noticed, the big-breasted/plasic enhanced blonde thing is out right now. Skinny chicks with dyed hair and tailbone tattoos who are too young to buy cigarettes are in. This isn't just a porn thing, either; it's a nationwide phenomenon. So, not only does Playboy usually lack "fake titties pointing in different directions and such," they certainly aren't showcasing that kind of thing right now.

So, really, the women in Playboy from the 80's and 90's are no different than the ones in the magazine now. So, um, I kinda think you don't know what you're talking about... x_x

Promophile
10-03-2004, 06:06 PM
Can you say latent homosexuality

oh come on, gimme a break, what's up here lately

i have to agree with him, porn like that did turn me one when i was 14, of course nice breasts can be a very nice thing to look at but they only really turn me on if they are REAL, this has nothing to do with not loving women

You think that wanting to throw up when looking at decent looking female anatomy is normal heterosexual behavior? Many latent homosexuals have girlfriends because its the "normal" thing to do. They won't even admit to themselves that they are gay. Also while I'm on it, let me say I have nothing against homosexuals.

hydr0x
10-03-2004, 06:34 PM
you didn't take that throw up thing serious, did you? it was just an expression to show that he dislikes it, not more, not less