Listen here, you young punks!

[Old Man Graves' Ghost]

Ever since the start of this "Atari 2600 Week"... whatever the hell an Atari 2600 is... I've noticed more and more of you sneaking into my mansion, trying to steal my urn. Dammit, you all need TO STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY MANSION! STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY URN, DAMMIT!!!

[SoulBlazer]

:hmm: :o LOL 8-) ;)

[SMB]

I hope you know what a Atari is :o

[digitalpress]

You're not scarin' anyone, Old Man Graves! Everyone knows that the game on the other side of your double-ender was the superior game!

:P

[El CiF]

holy crap you caught on to me that fast!!
im gonna have o find another way.... 8-)

[WiseSalesman]

Oh, cripes, the alteregos are back..... LOL

[Kim Possible]

not only have I already taken your precious, urn. I've done it on ALL nine game variations and with as few as 2 matches!

Take THAT Old Man Graves! :evil: :evil: :evil:

[Stanley]

Down with Nintendo and Donkey Konga!

[Hiroshi Yamauchi]

Go to hell.

[captain nintendo]

You crazy kids and your alternate identities. LOL

[Videogamerdaryll]

Ever since the start of this "Atari 2600 Week"... whatever the hell an Atari 2600 is... I've noticed more and more of you sneaking into my mansion, trying to steal my urn. Dammit, you all need TO STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY MANSION! STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY URN, DAMMIT!!!


LOL

[NE146]

Old Man Graves' I don't know what young punks you're talking about... the only things I've seen trying to take your urn where the Pacman ghosts themselves! (after they've been eaten of course)...

http://www.pacman3k.5u.com/wps/tn_kaleidoscope-eyes.jpg http://www.atariage.com/forums/download.php?id=30556

[LarryLaffer]

::Spots the urn sitting in the corner::

Oh, finally. This rickety old house doesn't even have indoor plumbing.

OPEN ZIPPER

RELEAVE SELF

Making sure no one is looking, you drain the main vein into the available urn

*ahhhhhhhh*

::Looks over and sees a fuming Old Man Graves::

Oh, Gravy-babe, was this yours? So sorry. To words for ya babe: plumb-ing.

[Old Man Graves' Ghost]

DAMN YOU LARRY LAFFER!!! DAMN YOU!!!

*dumps out his urn and sterilizes it*

And you, you "digitalpress"... whatever the hell THAT is... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

El CiF - I hope you have medical insurance, because my tarantulas will make short work of you!

KIM POSSIBLE, THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, YOU'RE DEAD!!! DAMN YOU!!!

NE146 - THAT'S HIM! THAT GOOGLYEYED SON OF A BITCH!!!

SMB - no, I don't know what an "Atari" is. I DON'T CARE, EITHER! DON'T TOUCH MY URN!!!

[Dire 51]

Man, Graves is pissed. LOL

[Emily]

LOL
That hilarious!!! 8-)

[El CiF]

tarantulas??!?! thats all you got old man?
my anti-taruntula... thingy will make short work of your pets
:evil: :evil: :evil:

[I Stole The Urn]

tarantulas??!?! thats all you got old man?
my anti-taruntula... thingy will make short work of your pets
:evil: :evil: :evil:

Hey El CiF, he's got vampire bats too, but they're so easy to avoid. That's why he's so pissed off right now - I made it past all of his "dangers" *snicker* and stole his urn. Graves is a pushover.

[Sotenga]

You SUCK, Graves! I urinated on your corpse, defecated in your dead cat's litterbox, and pissed on all four floors of your house without lighting a match! And if it already wasn't stolen, I'd whiz on your urn too! Old fartknocker. :angry:

... ROFL

[Lemmy Kilmister]

Opps sorry, i didn't know that was your urn. I was kind of using it as a spitoon.

[El CiF]

bats you say? graves, i fart in the general direction of your bats. your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. and yes i am french

[I Stole The Urn]

Man, you guys have the right attitude for dealing with Ol' Filthy Sheet, as I like to call him. Any of you ever want to get a party together and go raid his mansion for fun, I'm all for it.

[Old Man Graves' Ghost]

BRING IT ON, YOU GOOGLYEYED SON OF A BITCH!!! I'LL DEAL WITH THE REST OF YOU TOO!!! DAMN YOU ALL!!!

[Ed Oscuro]

Go to hell.
Aren't you supposed to have four heads?

[Sotenga]

BRING IT ON, YOU GOOGLYEYED SON OF A BITCH!!! I'LL DEAL WITH THE REST OF YOU TOO!!! DAMN YOU ALL!!!

Oh, that is IT, you spectral sonofabitch. *shoots self to become a ghost* Now I can hit you. I declare... GHOSTLY MORTAL KOMBAT!!! *techno music*

[Dire 51]

LOL

[Ed Oscuro]

Hey, that's lead paint on that urn..!

We feel...

[SoulBlazer]

After all that, I'm tempted to just destroy the Urn and REALLY piss him off. LOL

[Ed Oscuro]

dude, that urn is a rumor mill item!

It's worth its weight in gold or gold NWS carts!

[thehulk]

HULK SMASH URN!!!!

[Kim Possible]

Screw you Graves. You clearly don't respect the Urn, you leave it lying about your totally EMPTY mansion in 3 pieces. You need to stop with the obsessing over the urn and mix in a little furniture or paintings or even a window would be nice. Sheesh, you must have been a total loser in life.

Oh yeah, I snagged the urn again tonight with only 4 matches and you only scared me 3 times, so eat that.

[Ed Oscuro]

Wow, the GRAVES URN really exists after all!

Updated status to Prototypes/One-of-a-Kinds!

[Stanley]

Go to hell.

Been there already you old fart. Go back to making love to Graves.

[Old Man Graves' Ghost]

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

YOU JUST WAIT, KIM POSSIBLE!!! YOU JUST WAIT!!! I'LL GET YOU YET!!!

SoulBlazer, Hulk, you just try it - they'll never find your bodies!!!

*throws tarantulas at Stanley*

[Cauterize]

...dear me! LOL

[SegaAges]

so graves, what are you wearing under that sheet?

You may have been a man in your life, but that doesn't mean you are a man now, you are just a spirit. You looking for a good time?

I know that old place has a fireplace, we can light it up, and sit and chat by teh fire for awhile. don't worry about your urn, you will eventually get it back, but until then, you got me :vamp: + :pimp: = :dance: (you+me=fun).

[charitycasegreg]

O_O I seroiusly dont know what the hell is going on.

[Old Man Graves' Ghost]

Why don't I just SEND MY BATS AND TARANTULAS AFTER YOU, SEGAAGES? WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY?!! STAY AWAY FROM MY URN!!!

[SegaAges]

i don't want your urn, I want you, you silly spirit of the night

[Old Man Graves' Ghost]

YOU WHAT?!!?

[SegaAges]

hey, not everybody wants an urn.

i want you. i will not hunt you, but i will fetch you.

[Sotenga]

hey, not everybody wants an urn.

i want you. i will not hunt you, but i will fetch you.

................. :eek 2: :eek 2: :eek 2:

This thread is officially sans sanity. I'm outta here. LOL

[El CiF]

he wants you graves. you cannot resist. do not even try!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
no you will know what true PAIN is!!!
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :devilish: :devilish: :devilish:

[Iron Monkey]

Many time Iron Monkey drink from Old Graves URN.
Ashes are to be Tasting good Nestlee Quick also!
Is Old Graves chocolates Drink. Refreshes!
HAAAAAAAAII!!!!

[Ed Oscuro]

THEY COULDN'T TELL IF IT WAS A MAN OR A DOG ANYMORE! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16710&item=5522687487&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

probably some old gothy sort is gonna store toenail clippings in there now

sucks to be you, Graves!

hahaha OWNED

[SegaAges]

hehe, somebody gone done stole the urn and threw it on eBay.

[Ed Oscuro]

$10 says that junk doesn't break $25

[Habeeb Hamusta]

Wow, what a pointless and stupid topic. :evil:

[Habeeb Hamusta]

I hope you know what a Atari is

Of course he knows what one is...kinda sad if you're takin what he said seriously.

[El Suave]

So this...Kim Possible...is she...how do you say...ah yes...legal?

El Suave would like very much to go south of the border OLE!

[Random Moogle #8]

So this...Kim Possible...is she...how do you say...ah yes...legal?

El Suave would like very much to go south of the border OLE!

Suave, darling, you KNOW you love someone with more.. experience. Don't be coy with moi, I know how actors act. TAG~!

RM#8

[Ed Oscuro]

Suave: here they say...nacho woman! But I give you my blessing!

@ Hamusta: Got a reputation to uphold, huh? Don't bother!

[El Suave]

Ah, the lovely, yet mysterious Moogle comes back to toy with El Suave's emotions. El Suave will not fall for your tricks again Random Moogle #8...


Well, at least no more than 3-4 more times.

OLE!

[Dire 51]

Wow, what a pointless and stupid topic. :evil:

Sounds to me like someone missed the Alter Ego contest...

[Old Man Graves' Ghost]

hey, not everybody wants an urn.

i want you. i will not hunt you, but i will fetch you.

DAMN YOU!!!

...hey, you did say you didn't want my urn... so... WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?!!?

[Neonsolid]

Gone.

[LarryLaffer]

Heh, El Suave won't fall for Moogle #8's seduction, but he did for Moogles #5, 6 AND 7 (especially 7). I've got the pictures to prove it.

Hey, Kim...babe. When you are old enough to vote, give me a ringie. Why go with a reject who manages nights at a Taco John when you can go with a real Lost Wages swinger like me.

DO DANCE

::You begin to perform various moves that possibly, remotely might have made you look "cool" in a heavily smoky 70's disco lounge::

Yeah! Animal, mineral or vegetable baby, I'm experienced.

[Kim Possible]

boys boys boys, can you not see, I'm a high school cheerleader. tsk tsk.

As for YOU Graves. While you were busy having your little homo-erotic fantasy back there, I busted into the mansion and took your precious URN AGAIN. This time it took 8 matches and you scared me 4 times, but I also found your stupid KEY and oh, hey, as for your tarantulas and bats and crap, little tip: don't leave a mystical SCEPTER lying around that can fend them off. Sheesh Graves, what a maroon. :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Stanley]

Hiroshi took a dump in it and delivered it to Sony HQ. Find it there.

[Old Man Graves' Ghost]

YOU... YOU... AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*shakes his fist as Kim Possible; throws more tarantulas at Stanley*

[I Stole The Urn]

Hey Kim, nice work! Want to team up and go mansion raiding sometime? As you and I have both proven, ol' Filthy Sheet there is a total pushover.

[TheRedEye]

Don't worry Old Man Graves. I've had access to your mansion for years, and I still don't know what the fuck to do.

[Kim Possible]

YOU... YOU... AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*shakes his fist as Kim Possible; throws more tarantulas at Stanley*

*tosses SCEPTER to Stanley*

Graves, you are complete moron. x_x x_x

[Dire 51]

LOL LOL LOL

[rbudrick]

bats you say? graves, i fart in the general direction of your bats. your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. and yes i am french

Stupid Frenchman...should be LE Cif!

What the fuck is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow anyway?

Fuck.

-Rob

[thehulk]

Simple. To begin with, calculate the average weight of an unladen swallow -100 swallows should suffice, gaaaah taking into account variables like normal feather loss, food digested and so on. Next, a controlled environment is required to deduce the averagegrrrr flight speed. After arriving at those results, you then need to consider terrain vectors and weather conditions in which the swallow will be flying, keeping in mind time of year, annnn GAAAA! HULK SMASSSSHHHH SWALLOWS!!!!!!!!!

[Kim Possible]

bats you say? graves, i fart in the general direction of your bats. your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. and yes i am french

Stupid Frenchman...should be LE Cif!

What the fuck is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow anyway?



What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?

shit, I can't believe I just participated in the geekiest of geek traditions. Where do I sign up for the AD&D club???? :embarrassed: :embarrassed: :embarrassed: :embarrassed:

[Stanley]

Hey Graves, Sony wnats to make a 3d remake of your game!

[Kaine24]

*rimshot*

[rbudrick]

*rimjob*


-Rob

[Sotenga]

Heh, Graves, I'm on your side. Don't forget to unleash the bats on everyone! ;)

[Dire 51]

Somehow I don't think he'll believe you.

[Old Man Graves' Ghost]

DAMN YOU ALL!!! That's it - I'M LEAVING!!! AND IF I CATCH ANY OF YOU IN MY MANSION TRYING TO GET MY URN - ESPECIALLY THAT GOOGLYEYED SONOFABITCH - I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Old Man Graves you really suck
Your urn's gone you're out of luck
You think you're so frightening
Your house lit up with lightning
But I'll bet your mother gives it up for just a buck.

[I Stole The Urn]

Old Man Graves you really suck
Your urn's gone you're out of luck
You think you're so frightening
Your house lit up with lightning
But I'll bet your mother gives it up for just a buck.

LOL LOL LOL

Oh, that's CLASSIC! Next time I'm in Graves' mansion, I'm going to sing it just to piss him off.