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RucasRiot
11-26-2002, 10:57 PM
12. Do you shoot people spying as enemies while they're in your respawn? If so, you might be a n00b.
11. Do you find yourself unable to prime grenades? If so, you might be a n00b.
10. Do you stand in the respawn door with the intent to block your teammates from leaving while you team shoot them? If so, you might be a n00b.
9. Is your name over 10 characters without clan name? If so, you might be a n00b.
8. Are you named Player? 'nuff said
7. Are you an HWGuy, Scout, or Pyro? If so, you might be a n00b.
6. Do you sit shooting teammates for over 10 seconds each just to do a spycheck? If so, you might be a n00b.
5. Do you kill yourself using explosives during spychecks? If so, you might be a n00b.
4. Do you spy as a class not allowed on the server? If so, you might be a n00b.
3. Do you attempt to take your team's flag to the APC inside your base? If so, you might be a n00b.
2. Are you a member of clan dSo? If so, you might be a n00b.
1. Do you find it difficult to kill [dSo]RucasRiot? If so, you might be a n00b.

Feel free to add more!

Keir
11-26-2002, 11:17 PM
13. Did you read this whole list and you still don't know what TFC is? If so, you might be a n00b. Either that or a Keir.

NE146
11-27-2002, 02:02 AM
I'm definitely an oldie at several games.. but damn if I can't figure out what the heck TFC is.. Woohoo! I'm a n00b! Oh to be young again! :D

BHvrd
11-27-2002, 02:47 AM
He's talking about Team Fortress Classic, a very old, but very good mod to Half-Life that you play online, like Unreal, Quake 3, etc...

I used to love TFC, the Engineer was my fave!

How bout:

You might be a n00b if, you try to shoot while spying.

You might be a n00b if, you try to place a sentry gun while someone is shooting you.

You might be a n00b if, you try to fight a sniper with a HWguy from a distance.

You might be a n00b if, you pick a Medic, and proceed to pass by a teammate screaming, MEDIC!


Ah well, I tried a few anyway, thanks for the memories, that was a great game!

BHvrd
11-27-2002, 03:00 AM
Btw RucasRiot, can you do me a favor, and go to this site:

http://bhvrd.tripod.com/bhvrdsplace/index.html


Can you tell me if the pics are still on the site, or if they have been removed? I was reformatting the site when my computer broke down, and I can't remember if I deleted the pictures before my PC broke down or not. I'm on a Dreamcast now, so I can't be certain. Hopefully they're are still up, there were some funny ones!

Stark
11-27-2002, 04:00 AM
I played this game for years and mostly choose the HW or Sniper class. Hw is not for noobs but they choose them and get fragged all the time since it takes an experienced player to effectively stay alive as a HW. Fun game but I got sick of it and moved on to CS & Q3A & UT (still thinking about buying UT'03 for $40). :2gunfire:

Sothy
11-27-2002, 06:39 AM
I remember before they fukced up the netcode as the sniper if you moved the barrell you had to wait for the red dot to catch up with the spot you were aiming.


I liked joining that first time on Christmas and laughing my ass off because all the grenades came out as Christmas gifts.


Look up CCCP_Lord_Soth

on theclq.com if you want proof Sothy has killed more people than Cancer.

Sothy
11-27-2002, 06:40 AM
Rucas lemme know what server ip you play at and when youll be on.

Were both in Texas so i might ping good and have to School ya boy.

Sniderman
11-27-2002, 06:49 AM
Look up CCCP_Lord_Soth on theclq.com if you want proof Sothy has killed more people than Cancer.


God-damn Sothy, you are the most quotable guy I know. Shit like this never ceases to make me laugh outloud!