Why most of the general public should not be on the internet

[Gamereviewgod]

http://members.aol.com/catarl/

Someone on cheapassgamer found it. Check out the DC list!

LOL

[badinsults]

I imagine he is just doing that to see what flames he gets in his email.

[allsport11]

Damn, gave me a headache trying to read that. O_O

[sirgeoph]

There's no way on earth anyone really talks like that. It's gotta be for laughs.

[izret101]

LOL LOL LOL
I love the count down until Game Cube comes out.
Over -1000 days O_O

[Ed Oscuro]

I think the correct spelling of Zelda Ocarina of Time, and the use of different sizes on the MGS, are dead giveaways this is a hoaxster :)

He even spelled it "Dreamcsat," like it's something that visits you the night before you take a Console SAT test ROFL

That's just too perfect to be true.

Got a good chuckle out of it. I was afraid when I saw "doing it just for flames" that he was sawing up old arcade game cabs to make chairs or some such lunacy. Now THAT would warrant a BOMB IN THE FACE.

*squeee !Bomb!*

[Sylentwulf]

Hahah, I actually got a kick out of that. Of course, I think the dreamcast is VERY overrated, so... <shrug>

But yeah, he obviously is spoofing fanboys and non-fanboys of the system.

[Sotenga]

I agree, this has got to be a joke. Pretty damned good one too. LOL

In all seriousness, the first to speak ill of the Dreamcast incurs the entire wrath of Sega's furies and the forthcoming apocalypse!!!

... it wouldn't be that bad, but I like the Dreamcast.

[soniko_karuto]

i was just about to send him a congratz email. LOL

[Ed Oscuro]

The N G C page is hillarious:


3. It only has 4 comtroller ports
Lol, note how this person formulates "arguments" that are intended to be plain wrong/apply to all systems.


7. Cost too much more $$$$$$$ then the GREAT PS/2
Anybody who's seen "PS/2 compatible" will recognize why this person uses that spelling.


8. The system is in the other system in the thing on the system.
Speaks for itself.


13. It LQQks like a fruggken box
eBay


16. The power supply has to low power volitge
PC building/case modding/overclocking crowd


24. The system is used by sadaim husane to launce missiles at the US
This one is older than this "kid" (would have us believe he) is - that's the old "NES is a computer that could be used for missile systems" rumor. Sanctions-abiding people are supposed to go OMG!!1 NOT TEH SADAM


28. NGC's sound system is worse then an 8-trac tape dealy-thing
You still believe this writer's 6 years old?


30. I like telamarketers better then NGC players
When I was little, telemarketers hadn't found me yet. Obviously this kid leads a hell of a life.


33. Rap is better then Mario music
HAMMERTIME! Same as above.

Analysis: If you thought this was legit, console yourself with the thought that even dogs can find bones that are thrown on the rug in front of them. Erm, actually, that might not make anyone feel better, but anyhow.

[sisko]

What's depressing is that while this site is obviously a joke, there are idiots out there that firmly believe in some of these "arguments" :(

[soniko_karuto]

What's depressing is that while this site is obviously a joke, there are idiots out there that firmly believe in some of these "arguments" :(

<assmode>
god dammit! burn in hell ps2 lover and cube hater!!!
</assmode>

[Promophile]

Hhaha

I like how under "50 reasons Perfect Dark Sucks" he put

49. To many guns.

Sounds like a Halo fanboy LOL. Their brains can't handle having more than 2 guns at once.

[Graham Mitchell]

Sort of off topic, but the humor reminds me of www.realultimatepower.net

I love this kind of stuff.

[Ed Oscuro]

Sounds like a Halo fan LOL. Their brains can't handle having more than 2 guns at once.
I'm Ed ...Oscuro, and I do not approve of this message.

Especially since we're treading perilously close to Rise of the Triad territory here. Heathen! BURN!

[Promophile]

Sounds like a Halo fan LOL. Their brains can't handle having more than 2 guns at once.
I'm Ed ...Oscuro, and I do not approve of this message.

Especially since we're treading perilously close to Rise of the Triad territory here. Heathen! BURN!

ooops I made a mistake. Ment to say fanBOY. If your not a fanatical Halo freak I don't mind ;) .

[Ed Oscuro]

Keeel u. Better watch out! *shakes a fist*

LOL

[Cauterize]

HEY! Leave my website alone :P

[Funkenstein]

Reason why MGS sucks #3 - The night vision goggles are too bright when it's not dark. LOL I like this guy.

[NintendoMan]

I assume a complete fucking idiot wrote this. I mean you would have to be to come up with some of those things. And I mean the guy can't even spell games (Gamez).

(There is not one damn thing wrong with Zelda OOT!!!!!!!!!!)

Just every thing is goofy and a waste of time.

[Ed Oscuro]

I assume a complete fucking idiot wrote this.

...

Actually the author is pretty brilliant. He consistently uses the same formula, i.e. you'll find a line "(name)sucks" repeated over and over as one reason, or you'll see "Communism is better than / (name)," and the misspellings/"typos" are all very stylized.

Nut hay...NintendoMan didn't read the topic's earlier replies, so I guess he won't be reading this, either. LOL

[blissfulnoise]

Fans of this kind of humor should check out "Your Band Sucks" on www.somethingawful.com

The after the fact flames are the best part.

Very funny site, but I wouldn't call it brilliant. Just solid observation on the vast majority of results in giving 12 year olds personal web pages.

[Cmosfm]

Of man, this is great!

I love it that his Dreamcast sucks because his cat won't fit in it!

49. ...

and remember, if you "drog it off a 400 feet building it might break".

Damn, great stuff. GREAT stuff. thanks for this link. ROFL

[Gamereviewgod]

"Driver is gooder."

Priceless

[Jasoco]

50 Reasons why AOl is the bestes ever.

1. Vary fast
2. Pages are good
3. "You got mail"
4. IM
5. C00l name
6. hyper globel compuNet is worse
7. E-mail is fast
8. the lines are alwayse open
9. 700 free houres
10. very fastest
11. good lockout filter
12. 6.0 rules!!!!!!!!!!!11
13 neet colors
14. webpages are cool!
15. AOL rules Aol rules
16. onlt 22$ per month
17. i can sent E-mail (zome)
18. I maket a web page
19. AOL rocks
20. Chat Roomzzz!!!!!!!!!!!1
21. It works on my computer
22. linux sucks
22 million users!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
its neet-o
25. I its Ez to use

@_@

It's gotta be a joke simply because he seems to e on many sides at once. Why the Cube sucks. Why I love the Cube.

[NintendoMan]

I assume a complete fucking idiot wrote this.

...

Actually the author is pretty brilliant. He consistently uses the same formula, i.e. you'll find a line "(name)sucks" repeated over and over as one reason, or you'll see "Communism is better than / (name)," and the misspellings/"typos" are all very stylized.

Nut hay...NintendoMan didn't read the topic's earlier replies, so I guess he won't be reading this, either. LOL

What do ya mean, your saying that this is a joke?? If it "really" is, I wasn't the only one that thought it was for real! Just about everyone else before I posted thought it was real too??