The Stupidest Games You've Ever Played

[Barbarianoutkast85]

Math Blaster Episode 1 *genesis*
Hard Driving *Genesis*

[SMB]

Crash Test Dummies for Nes

This game is just plain dumb :)

[jasonegitto]

Unlimited Saga... Gauntlet... Spice World... MANHUNT!!!... The Guy Game...

[emumuumuucowgomoo]

Um, English IS the native language for most posters on these forums, I'd assume? It's pretty frightening seeing how many people can't quite grasp the subtle connotative differences twixt "stupid" and "bad".


Stupid isn't bad. Aqua Teen Hunger force is a really stupid show. It's also one of my recent favorites.

Battle Cruiser 3000 AD, on the other hand, was not stupid. Just bad. Oh so unplayably bad. Bad bad bad bad anyway --

Stupid games: Shaq Fu (as mentioned), Kabuki: Quantum Fighter (whack guys to death WITH YOUR INSANE KABUKI 'DO!!), Megaman 4+ (that insane Doctor Willy is at it again! Guess what he did?! HE DESIGNED EIGHT ROBOT MONSTERS TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE! AGAIN! - I swear, this is the Friday the 13th of videogames), Mario is Missing (who the fuck cares?), Bangai-Oh, Skate or Die 2, Mortal Kombat and its ilk (this goes in the "pretentiously stupid" category, ie "games made by stoners WAY too swept up in mysticism")... and if "Bad Dudes" can be considered outrageous enough to be stupid (I dunno, in my eyes a poor translation and use of the word "ninjas" doesn't really set it out from the rest), then virtually every side scrolling beat 'em up can be tossed in.

And, oh yeah, can't leave out the almighty Rock Star games - Journey Escape, Crue Ball, and Revolution X. A trilogy of pure unabashed stupidity. OH NO THEY HAVE KIDNAPPED JOURNEY! (thanks, guys :)) OH NO MOTLEY CRUE AND PINBALL FUSED TOGETHER AS ONE!! and OH NO NOT AEROSMITH! Although at least Revolution X is kinda appropriate for these Hillary Clinton laced times. Bitch can't control her own cooter, so TIME TO BAN ALL THE SEX OR THE GENITALS WILL BE IN REBELLION!!



Monster Party is surreal, not stupid. Grand Theft Auto 3+ aren't really stupid unless you play them stupidly (speaking of which, I'd like to take this time to state that Hillary Clinton is a dumb twat with sand in her asshole, and if she runs on the Democratic Party's ticket for president, the Republicans can count on a third consecutive year in the White House), Final Fantasy is tempting to pick on for the "pretentious mysticism" category, and it's always fun setting the fanboyz off... but meh, the world gets saved and it's kinda neat. :)

[vgc]

Hello, Crue Ball for Sega Genesis is a Great Pinball Game ? Anyways my vote for worst game would have to be NES Dr. Jekyl & Mr. Hyde. The Atari 2600 E.T. even had a more redeeming play value. Mike : )

[Jumpman Jr.]

Hmm... Well, I can think of about 52 games that come to mind, and oddly enough, they are all stuffed into the same cart.
Action 52. All games are pretty much unplayable.

[evildead2099]

OH NO NOT AEROSMITH! Although at least Revolution X is kinda appropriate for these Hillary Clinton laced times. Bitch can't control her own cooter, so TIME TO BAN ALL THE SEX OR THE GENITALS WILL BE IN REBELLION!!

You said it. If that shit's not coming from the McCains and Ashcrofts of the right, you have it hitting you from the Liebermans and Hill-Billarys on the left. So much for the choice to support federal representatives who do not advocate censorship in the 'land of freedom.'

[vgc]

Hmm... Well, I can think of about 52 games that come to mind, and oddly enough, they are all stuffed into the same cart.
Action 52. All games are pretty much unplayable.

Yep, I totally Agree !!! 52 games of Absolute Crap. The Cheetahmen II that they made from the shells of unsold copies of Action 52 was garbage also. I had 1 customer actually open the game and play it. The game ended up frying after 45 min of play. i have no idea how anyone could spend 45 min playing that game. Mike : )

[emumuumuucowgomoo]

OH NO NOT AEROSMITH! Although at least Revolution X is kinda appropriate for these Hillary Clinton laced times. Bitch can't control her own cooter, so TIME TO BAN ALL THE SEX OR THE GENITALS WILL BE IN REBELLION!!

You said it. If that shit's not coming from the McCains and Ashcrofts of the right, you have it hitting you from the Liebermans and Hill-Billarys on the left. So much for the choice to support federal representatives who do not advocate censorship in the 'land of freedom.'

Depends on the way you view the political system...

Vote Green or be Prog'd (http://www.greenparty.org)

[evildead2099]

OH NO NOT AEROSMITH! Although at least Revolution X is kinda appropriate for these Hillary Clinton laced times. Bitch can't control her own cooter, so TIME TO BAN ALL THE SEX OR THE GENITALS WILL BE IN REBELLION!!

You said it. If that shit's not coming from the McCains and Ashcrofts of the right, you have it hitting you from the Liebermans and Hill-Billarys on the left. So much for the choice to support federal representatives who do not advocate censorship in the 'land of freedom.'

Depends on the way you view the political system...

Vote Green or be Prog'd (http://www.greenparty.org)

I know, but let's face it: at the federal level, America's is a two-party system ('Damn that Ralph Nader; how dare he freely compete for votes in what is ostensibly a democracy!' :roll: ). If you don't like either mainstream party (or should I say both factions of THE mainstream party), you're S.O.L. when it comes to supporting candidates at the federal level. The way votes for 'alternative' parties are filtered out by proxy of the electoral college does not help matters any.

[Grobyc]

The Mummy for Playstation 1. When you riun out of ammo and have to use your fists, he punches once, then pulls out his empty gun and starts CLICKING it at the enemy. Then you have to go through the piece of crap menu that is extremely slow and try to switch to your freakin' fists while the enemy is almost on you, then once you have your fists, te bad guy kills you. That is why I hate the Mummy

[VG_Maniac]

E.T for Atari 2600....dumbest game I've ever played by far. I'm sure that's not very hard to believe.

[phreak97]

to me, any random encounter game unless it has marked ares for these encounters (like the grass in pokemon).

[MarHel78]

No one wanting to mention "THE GREAT WALDO SEARCH" for NES? Come on! 10 pictures, where you have to find Waldo? That's not even a game. But... you can get game genie codes for it to cheat... LOL

Make my video or what it's called for Sega-CD. I know of a INXS version.

Mario Paint. Art Alive, Color a Dinosaur come to mind, too.

[Bosscharacter]

The arcade port of E.S.W.A.T on the amiga - With its magically disappearing screen of sprites and pathetic Bosses.

[zerohero]

Kaboki the Quantom fighter!

[Thetik]

American Gladiators for the SNES....worst game ever!

[evildead2099]

Um, English IS the native language for most posters on these forums, I'd assume? It's pretty frightening seeing how many people can't quite grasp the subtle connotative differences twixt "stupid" and "bad".

What can I say, emumuumuucowgomoo? Some people don't (and perhaps cannot) read between the lines the same way people like you and I can.



Stupid games: ... Megaman 4+ (that insane Doctor Willy is at it again! Guess what he did?! HE DESIGNED EIGHT ROBOT MONSTERS TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE! AGAIN! - I swear, this is the Friday the 13th of videogames)

Although I feel inclined to agree with you, Megaman 4 has you trying to stop Dr. Cossack (until you find out it was Dr, Willy all along... again).


Mario is Missing (who the fuck cares?)

LOL LOL LOL ;)


at least Revolution X is kinda appropriate for these Hillary Clinton laced times. Bitch can't control her own cooter, so TIME TO BAN ALL THE SEX OR THE GENITALS WILL BE IN REBELLION!!

You said it. Damn her, and fuck American politics if it comes down to her and someone on the other side of the spectrum who'll take after Bu$h.

... If only people would take third parties more seriously... :roll:

[Kid Ice]

a bunch of stuff not related to the topic

Let's keep this on topic. BTW emucowshammalammadingdong was banned months ago. Any questions go ahead and shoot me a PM. Game on!

Oh yeah, the stupidest game I ever played is Plumbers Don't Wear Ties for the 3DO. Sheesh.

[clawx]

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WORST. GAME. EVER.

[Atlus]

One game. Hydlide. Enough said. :D

[googlefest1]

as far a stupid games go - i have to add boogerman: a pick and flick adventure on the genesis -- it may be fun, it may be funny, but it sure is stupid

[cyberfluxor]

The dumbest game I've played is Adventures of Mighty Max. I recently got it on the Genesis and would have been better off leaving it on the shelf. The game is absolutely horrible with the jumping and laser gun. Let alone you don't know what the hell is going on anyways.

[Retsudo]

That PS2 game where you roll things up in a ball. Katamari something. I think it's pretty stupid. Im glad I didnt buy that shit.

[XianXi]

Street Combat SNES

[ghostangelofcky]

I collect Star Wars games, so as you can imagine aome of these are a real piece, phantom menace etc, but the worst... Yoda stories on the GBC. Oh my.

[Tan]

new droid army on gba is up there as well