View Full Version : Mario on Ice
toddst
10-27-2004, 11:33 AM
I don't know if this is the worst thing or the best thing that I have ever seen. All I can say is Mario, Alyssa Milano, Jason Bateman, and Mr. Belvedere.
http://s90563165.onlinehome.us/mariocommercials/video-marioice.mov
*quicktime file
-Todd
AB Positive
10-27-2004, 11:37 AM
I just died a little bit inside.
why are they playing Mario on a computer monitor???
-AG
I just died a little bit inside.
why are they playing Mario on a computer monitor???
-AG
OMG TeH Emulation!
Nintendo=Pirates
Oobgarm
10-27-2004, 01:43 PM
That made me throw up a little.
Although I did enjoy seeing Mr. Belvedere as Bowser.
OMG it iz a v1ru5!!1
MegaDrive20XX
10-27-2004, 01:57 PM
Video Prince lmfao...Reallly early emulation gone wrong...this is horrible LOL Koopa looks like a fat frog and the koopa troopa is stoned...what! no buzzy beetle?!? teh shame!
and Princess Toadstool talking like a French Whore and Mario sounds pissed..I like it...he's the pimp right?
I feel sorry for the kids of the 80's who had to watch this...they have no idea what is going on during this drug induced crowd of bad hair styles...
punkoffgirl
10-27-2004, 02:19 PM
That made me throw up a little.
In your mouth? :)
"I can't believe it, I'm here with a power surge!"
"Look! Nitendo!" (I swear that's how he says it!)
fergojisan
10-27-2004, 02:30 PM
Holy cow. I usually enjoy stuff that's so bad it's good, but this doesn't even come close. Poor Jason Bateman, he looks horrified. I couldn't watch the whole thing. I'd rather watch the Zelda commercial with that weird guy (Octoroks!) a billion jillion times than look at this again. Bleah.
theoakwoody
10-27-2004, 07:21 PM
I wouldn't mind being in Batemen's shoes considering they paid him in "tap some 17 year old Alyssa Milano Ass" coupons.
ubersaurus
10-27-2004, 07:33 PM
I actually saw Mario on Ice when it came to the Detroit area. It's cheesy now, but as a kid, I was stoked for it. Thought it totally rocked.
I still have my Mario on ice pennant in my closet :D
GrayFox
10-27-2004, 08:50 PM
That..
Was...
Awesome.
Habeeb Hamusta
10-27-2004, 08:53 PM
Ick. I hate quicktime.
soniko_karuto
10-27-2004, 09:06 PM
i just saw it.
GOD DAMN YOU GOTTA LOVE THE 80'S!
Jasoco
10-27-2004, 09:10 PM
Why are you saying "Emulation"? It's not emulated. It's connected to a TV/Computer monitor.
I love Quicktime because it's a standard. I'm just happy for once it wasn't Windows Media.
How did they make all the enemies disappear like that? If it was supposed to be in front of an audience, I can't see how they would pull off making the enemies disappear in a flash like that. Sure, it's easy to cut out part of a video, but this is supposedly in front of an audience.
Push Upstairs
10-27-2004, 11:52 PM
Jesus...I can't believe the same decade that gave me the great "Back to the Future" & "Aliens" also spawned that crap.
What was up with the princess and her "Come up and see me some time" voice? It does explain alot...
And I admit i never played SMB on two player very often...but when exactly did Luigi zap baddies with a gun (smoke machine)?
And Jasoco he meant "emulated" as in they superimposed the video onto that computer minitor for the "virus attack".
sirgeoph
10-27-2004, 11:56 PM
I just died a little bit inside.
why are they playing Mario on a computer monitor???
-AG
If you look closely, you can see the red and yellow rca cables plugged into it
postulio
10-28-2004, 12:00 AM
if it didnt have a retarded stupid plot about bowser taking over a computer it might actually be worth seeing... you know... for fun.
Why are you saying "Emulation"? It's not emulated. It's connected to a TV/Computer monitor.
I hadn't even watched it yet. And I thought it was pretty obvious I wasn't serious. :D
Push Upstairs
10-28-2004, 12:17 AM
if it didnt have a retarded stupid plot about bowser taking over a computer it might actually be worth seeing... you... for fun.
No...you still would have had to put up with "Bowsers" UGLY ASS PANTS!!