SATAN

[Stark]

AS EGM said: On the right is SATAN and on the left is SATAN. >)

http://images.dvdempire.com/gen/movies/455161h.jpg

[Sniderman]

I'm so ashamed of myself. When they were younger, my wife and I would throw crass tauntings at this duo. And now, as they reach their 18th birthdays, I find them borderline hotties. I feel like a dirty, dirty, dirty old man.

To keep this viideogame related: I bet the game sucks.

[Tempest]

I'm so ashamed of myself. When they were younger, my wife and I would throw crass tauntings at this duo. And now, as they reach their 18th birthdays, I find them borderline hotties. I feel like a dirty, dirty, dirty old man.

As Kid Rock once said: If there's grass on the field, play ball! :D


Tempest

[dsullo]

LOL Sniderman I am with you. They are hotties and I remember when they were barely walking.

Plus they are like the richiest girls in hollywood.

[Chunky]

But how is the game play?, do they get nude? or just pay off the cops for that speeding ticket?

[buttasuperb]

well if they got naked, id figure there would be some lawsuits since they are not 18 yet.

[bargora]

Right. Ashley does Ashland. Lawsuits? Man, there'd be criminal prosecutions.

[Raedon]

Man, we are all going to Hell!! >)

I hear it's quite nice there this time of year 8-)

I tell you what if Playboy could pull it off that would be the first nudey mag I'll have purchased sense Drew Barrymore got naked.

edit: oh they are not even 18 yet.. we are going to hell!! >:(

[Sylentwulf]

The one on the left seems a lot cuter than the one on the right, is it just me?

[Sylentwulf]

It has to be mentioned in this thread.

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~shano/olsen.html

[bargora]

The one on the left seems a lot cuter than the one on the right, is it just me?
I'm guessing you just don't like teeth in your women.

[Queen Of The Felines]

They're also fraternal twins, not identical. So yes, the one on the left IS cuter. ;)

Kristine

[Sothy]

if theres no grass on the field its time to plant some seed.

[Sylentwulf]

That field HAS to be ready to play ball.... It's been carefully cultivated in the land of the famous for 16 years....

[GENESISNES]

but recently bombed by sothy, ripping the grass from its roots.

[Neo-Jorge]

I thought this was gonna be about Satans Hollow.....lol



Thanks

[slapdash]

I'm so ashamed of myself. When they were younger, my wife and I would throw crass tauntings at this duo. And now, as they reach their 18th birthdays, I find them borderline hotties. I feel like a dirty, dirty, dirty old man.

They used to look like orangutans... Now they look like mall sluts. Change is good.

[Sniderman]

They used to look like orangutans...

LOL! I used to refer to them as "The Monkey Twins!" Ha! I *knew* it wasn't just me!

"Monkey Twins Powers....activate!"
"Shape of...a Mall Slut!"
"Form of...Jailbait!"

[slapdash]

Heh, that's cool -- reference a cartoon that ended before they were born. :-)

So, do we place bets on when they do their Playboy layouts? Side bets: whether they're together or separate, and if separate, which goes first; if it's not Playboy, then Hustler, or something even lower down the chain; if they eventually do topless scenes, soft core movies, porno... I'm sure there are other things to bet on to, but these seem most appropriate to the thread.

I mean, it took Tiffany 10 years after her career tanked before she showed up in Playboy, and I don't think anyone expects it to take as long for Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera... Who knows about these young ladies...

[Sniderman]

Christina Agu-whatever is already in talks with Playboy as I hear. The rumor I heard was that she'll be the first non-completely-nude centerfold.

Interesting. She'll dryhump another chick in her videos, but draws the line at flashing cootchie-cootchie in a magazine. (Charo-talk for ya.)

EDIT: Whoops, guess I spoke too soon:
Aguilara doesn't want to appear in Playboy (http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=5915225&BRD=1713&PAG=740&dept_id=226966&rfi=6)

She wants to be respected for her voice and her music. Hmmmm... I give her until August 2003. Takers?

[kainemaxwell]

Heh, that's cool -- reference a cartoon that ended before they were born. :-)

So, do we place bets on when they do their Playboy layouts? Side bets: whether they're together or separate, and if separate, which goes first; if it's not Playboy, then Hustler, or something even lower down the chain; if they eventually do topless scenes, soft core movies, porno... I'm sure there are other things to bet on to, but these seem most appropriate to the thread.

I mean, it took Tiffany 10 years after her career tanked before she showed up in Playboy, and I don't think anyone expects it to take as long for Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera... Who knows about these young ladies...

Don't forget Maximo!

[nesman85]

yep, the one on the left is definitely cuter.

[xertcev]

Do you think Ashley ever gets pissed? Because it's always...

"Mary-Kate and Ashley"

and Never

"Ashley and Mary-Kate"

[nesman85]

i bet she's tried to murder marykate more than once over it.

[gamingguy]

LOL Sniderman I am with you. They are hotties and I remember when they were barely walking..


You all seen LeAnn Rimes lately? Hot! I recall when she was a slightly chubby homely-looking 14-year-old. Now look at her! Cute girls grow up into beautiful women... hence the Maurice Chevalier song "Thank heaven...for little girls." (From the rather distubring musical Gigi)

Posing naked is legal for any age. Mary-Kate and Ashley can pose nude if they wish. It is only sexual positions that are limited to 18 years or older. Here's a website filled with lots and lots of 10-17 year old teens. http://www.domai.com Totally legal!

[slapdash]

Posing naked is legal for any age. Mary-Kate and Ashley can pose nude if they wish. It is only sexual positions that are limited to 18 years or older. Here's a website filled with lots and lots of 10-17 year old teens. http://www.domai.com Totally legal!

In this country? Where is domai registered?

I know that for the sake of art you can get away with certain things, but to the ultraconservatives & religious right, nudity = sex and sex <> art, so therefore I'd be surprised if nudity for 10-17 year olds really was legal here.

Caveat -- I also know they give some latitude to naturalists/nudists, but would MK&A be able to bare it all outside of that community? I don't know...

[gamingguy]

Drive to Borders or Barnes & Noble. Find their photography section. Look around and you'll see photograph books of naked children and teens. Underage nudity is legal in the U.S. It's called freedom of speech/expression.

Sex however is not legal and that's why it's limited to 18 and up.

So Mary-Kate & Ashley can pose nude even at 16. Jessica Biel from 7th Heaven did it and she was only 17. But they can't do anything sexual.