View Full Version : Corpse Killer possibly the most laughable game I've seen!!
Anthony1
12-09-2004, 03:11 PM
I just got done playing Corpse Killer for the Sega Saturn.
Man, this game is just so lame, I mean, it's so totally lame that it's actually kinda funny in a way.
I mean you just got to see it.
The game is a FMV blast the crazy zombies game, but you have to see the bad guys that you are shooting at. It is so freaking funny. To think that there actually were some people that had to have taken this game seriously, for it actually to have been made to completion.
Jasoco
12-09-2004, 03:13 PM
Yeah, I did get a kick out of it. I have both the CD version and the CD/32X version. The 32X version was much better looking, but didn't ruin the cheesy acting. Never tried the Saturn version though.
I love the jamacan, funniest charictor ever.
Sniderman
12-09-2004, 03:24 PM
Until they come up with a Dawn of the Dead FPS, it'll do.
SegaAges
12-09-2004, 04:50 PM
i know that you can get the 32x/cd version for like $1 on eBay.
i will have to try it if i ever get a sega cd
pr8cjb
12-09-2004, 04:56 PM
You've got to wonder about the actors in all of the Digital Pictures games, even down to the blokes in balaclavas in Night Trap. They must have been so broke...
Dahne
12-09-2004, 05:29 PM
Corpse Killer...isn't that kind of redundant?
MegaDrive20XX
12-09-2004, 05:36 PM
Funny story about Corpse Killer....I was 16 years old...and my dad brought home this game....I grabbed it...played it for 2 minutes....
asked for the receipt...returned to the store without questions and picked up Street Fighter Alpha instead :) I came up to my father and said "Please don't do that again..."
studvicious
12-09-2004, 05:41 PM
Funny story about Corpse Killer....I was 16 years old...and my dad brought home this game....I grabbed it...played it for 2 minutes....
asked for the receipt...returned to the store without questions and picked up Street Fighter Alpha instead :) I came up to my father and said "Please don't do that again..."
Gee, spoiled were we?? If my dad had bought me a game and it was pure crap I would've kept it anyways. Some people are just lucky to get anything I guess, crappy or not.
Jasoco
12-09-2004, 06:04 PM
Funny story about Corpse Killer....I was 16 years old...and my dad brought home this game....I grabbed it...played it for 2 minutes....
asked for the receipt...returned to the store without questions and picked up Street Fighter Alpha instead :) I came up to my father and said "Please don't do that again..."
Gee, spoiled were we?? If my dad had bought me a game and it was pure crap I would've kept it anyways. Some people are just lucky to get anything I guess, crappy or not.Agreed.
Also, Super_Ghouls, your signature is way too tall. Spoiled enough? Please shorten it. Even though I like the picture, sacrifice all the text below the picture and I'll shut up. Thank you. :)
Neil Koch
12-09-2004, 06:13 PM
I actually liked the game -- I even bothered to beat it, even though the last boss (Vincent Schiavelli's huge head spewing out zombies) is really cheap. The game isn't anything great, but it's nowhere near the crap fest of other FMV games Slam City or Kriss Kross Make My Video.
tholly
12-09-2004, 06:21 PM
Funny story about Corpse Killer....I was 16 years old...and my dad brought home this game....I grabbed it...played it for 2 minutes....
asked for the receipt...returned to the store without questions and picked up Street Fighter Alpha instead :) I came up to my father and said "Please don't do that again..."
Gee, spoiled were we?? If my dad had bought me a game and it was pure crap I would've kept it anyways. Some people are just lucky to get anything I guess, crappy or not.Agreed.
Also, Super_Ghouls, your signature is way too tall. Spoiled enough? Please shorten it. Even though I like the picture, sacrifice all the text below the picture and I'll shut up. Thank you. :)
you can probably keep the pic if you just throw all those people in the good traders list
christianscott27
12-09-2004, 06:40 PM
corpse killer was my first entree into the FMV world, i just scored a saturn with about 25 games from a co-worker. i was trying to enjoy playing it, the graphics looked so hot but uggh the awfulness of the shooting. i reported this back to the guy at work who sold me the games. he said it was obvious enough that to enjoy the game you should do a bong hit every time the rasta man gets a scene.
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/games/coverg/24/644524.jpg
Sho Nuf Mon!
E Nice
12-09-2004, 07:11 PM
Does anyone ever wonder if Uwe Boll confused the game Corpse Killer with House of the Dead when making his movie? :D
Ed Oscuro
12-09-2004, 07:55 PM
I thought this was gonna be a post about Crypt Killer, no dice :(
It's also a shooting game, and also really cheesy. I like it though. LOL
Thanks for the screenshot Christian, I'll have to go find this game \m/
EnemyZero
12-09-2004, 08:12 PM
ha, nice one e nice...corpse is a cheasy game....its especially fun when you're overtired and with a bunch of people who laugh at anything and everything...thats makes hours of laughing and falling down
MegaDrive20XX
12-09-2004, 08:16 PM
Funny story about Corpse Killer....I was 16 years old...and my dad brought home this game....I grabbed it...played it for 2 minutes....
asked for the receipt...returned to the store without questions and picked up Street Fighter Alpha instead :) I came up to my father and said "Please don't do that again..."
Gee, spoiled were we?? If my dad had bought me a game and it was pure crap I would've kept it anyways. Some people are just lucky to get anything I guess, crappy or not.Agreed.
Also, Super_Ghouls, your signature is way too tall. Spoiled enough? Please shorten it. Even though I like the picture, sacrifice all the text below the picture and I'll shut up. Thank you. :)
sure thing
MegaDrive20XX
12-09-2004, 08:17 PM
Funny story about Corpse Killer....I was 16 years old...and my dad brought home this game....I grabbed it...played it for 2 minutes....
asked for the receipt...returned to the store without questions and picked up Street Fighter Alpha instead :) I came up to my father and said "Please don't do that again..."
Gee, spoiled were we?? If my dad had bought me a game and it was pure crap I would've kept it anyways. Some people are just lucky to get anything I guess, crappy or not.Agreed.
Also, Super_Ghouls, your signature is way too tall. Spoiled enough? Please shorten it. Even though I like the picture, sacrifice all the text below the picture and I'll shut up. Thank you. :)
you can probably keep the pic if you just throw all those people in the good traders list
Can't do that, business first, no more pics in sigs...in fact screw it..I'll get a bigger sig...
Lemmy Kilmister
12-09-2004, 08:23 PM
I love the jamacan, funniest charictor ever.
And how. I also like the part when they fry the generic G.I.Joe doll. LOL I remember resetting the game many a time just to laugh at it.
zmweasel
12-09-2004, 08:25 PM
I just got done playing Corpse Killer for the Sega Saturn.
Man, this game is just so lame, I mean, it's so totally lame that it's actually kinda funny in a way.
I mean you just got to see it.
The game is a FMV blast the crazy zombies game, but you have to see the bad guys that you are shooting at. It is so freaking funny. To think that there actually were some people that had to have taken this game seriously, for it actually to have been made to completion.
Corpse Killer's lead designer, Ken Soohoo, was a really cool dude. I interviewed him about the 3DO version of CK back in '96. He went on to found the company that made the Saturn Netlink browser.
I have a Digital Pictures promotional video about the making of Corpse Killer (and Supreme Warrior, and Slam City) that I need to turn into a QT clip sometime. Fun stuff.
-- Z.
Parodius
12-09-2004, 08:34 PM
Sadly they are making a House of the Dead 2 movie. As we speak they are shooting around LA. I submitted to be a zombie but I didn't get the job. :(
As sad as this movie is going to be it would have been cool to be a zombie.
MegaDrive20XX
12-09-2004, 08:42 PM
Funny story about Corpse Killer....I was 16 years old...and my dad brought home this game....I grabbed it...played it for 2 minutes....
asked for the receipt...returned to the store without questions and picked up Street Fighter Alpha instead :) I came up to my father and said "Please don't do that again..."
Gee, spoiled were we?? If my dad had bought me a game and it was pure crap I would've kept it anyways. Some people are just lucky to get anything I guess, crappy or not.
Well you had to be there to believe it buddy...he knew the game sucked...and we both agreed...but that's why it was a funny story...because we both laughed at how horrible it was.
MegaDrive20XX
12-09-2004, 08:43 PM
*double post*