digitalpress
12-17-2002, 09:38 AM
Attention, proles.
It has come to the attention of our executives that a certain "holiday" is approaching, and informers reveal that it is customary to give "gifts" on this day. Though this is not a common practice here at DP Industries, Inc, one particular executive, Ms. Achika, has shown above-average initiative in the discipline of our oft unruly personnel. As such, we shall be rewarding her with a small token of our gratitude, a simple riding crop. Preferably one used in a major cup event and lateradorned with fine gems to commemorate the event.
We wish to purchase this object from someone who knows us, as it is an objective of ours to remain under the radar when at all possible. Surely this "giving of gifts" may expose us to the public who we work so hard to oppress.
If you have such an object, please state your asking price and delivery method. We would prefer to "send someone around to pick it up".
If you feel the need to suggest a more appropriate "gift", please do so here.
Thank you from DP Industries, Inc, where a common man is no better than a horse, and no worse than the welts on his back.
It has come to the attention of our executives that a certain "holiday" is approaching, and informers reveal that it is customary to give "gifts" on this day. Though this is not a common practice here at DP Industries, Inc, one particular executive, Ms. Achika, has shown above-average initiative in the discipline of our oft unruly personnel. As such, we shall be rewarding her with a small token of our gratitude, a simple riding crop. Preferably one used in a major cup event and lateradorned with fine gems to commemorate the event.
We wish to purchase this object from someone who knows us, as it is an objective of ours to remain under the radar when at all possible. Surely this "giving of gifts" may expose us to the public who we work so hard to oppress.
If you have such an object, please state your asking price and delivery method. We would prefer to "send someone around to pick it up".
If you feel the need to suggest a more appropriate "gift", please do so here.
Thank you from DP Industries, Inc, where a common man is no better than a horse, and no worse than the welts on his back.