the raunchiest games [Archive] - Retrogaming Roundtable

pragmatic insanester

02-07-2005, 01:48 AM

someone suprise me and type in one that hasn't been on every messageboard in america.

Cryomancer

02-07-2005, 01:54 AM

Ones that aren't going to get mentions that i happen to have by looking at my shelf real quick:

Toejam and Earl III: "Those are some pretty big coconuts" "Are those real coconuts?" "Wanna see my pom poms?" "Check out my third leg" ect

Evil Dead HttK: something like "How can I ever repay you?" "Ever hear or the movie deep throat?" or such. Not remembering this 100%.

soniko_karuto

02-07-2005, 02:22 AM

how about a puff puff massage? ;)

SoulBlazer

02-07-2005, 07:23 AM

Okay, I'm SURE it's been mentioned a lot, but hands down the RAUNCHEST game I have EVER PLAYED is the adult uncensored version of LSL: MCM. :D

Graham Mitchell

02-07-2005, 08:12 AM

Probably not the most raunchy or obscure, but in Max Payne, you walk in on a crime boss who is full on getting a blowjob from a hooker. He's still in his boxers when you're finished with him.

vulcanjedi

02-07-2005, 08:30 AM

Hmm

Well there was the Leather Goddesses Of Phobos from Infocom when you put it in lewd mode.

Wait, that sucked. It was supposed to be mature !

:)
VJ

FantasiaWHT

02-07-2005, 08:37 AM

The Lunar games somehow squeaked by with a Teen rating despite a glut of sexual reference and innuendo heh.

EnemyZero

02-07-2005, 09:03 AM

all the leisure suite games are pretty raunchy, im going back through love for sail right now and im on a quest to retrieve every dildo in the game :D

Chainsaw_Charlie

02-07-2005, 09:47 AM

Wild arms 2 about 3/4 through the game, there's a referred incest scene(family sins)

kainemaxwell

02-07-2005, 10:00 AM

Would Bubble Bath Babes count?

pragmatic insanester

02-07-2005, 10:06 AM

i need to play that more. its actually a good game.

Cheese

02-07-2005, 12:13 PM

I don't know the name of this one, I'd like to think it's TEATIME, but I think that's the developer. I have no other information then what's on this very NSFW link. The basic plot seems that you chase down japanese 12 year olds, and rape them. FUN(?)

http://www.getchu.com/soft.phtml?id=8201

Besides that it doesn't get better then Custer's Revenge.

Crush Crawfish

02-07-2005, 03:51 PM

Two words: Beat 'em and Eat 'em. Oh wait, that's like five. LOL

aaron7

02-07-2005, 04:06 PM

Don't forget Hot Slots (double meaning? lol)

Matt-El

02-07-2005, 04:53 PM

I don't know the name of this one, I'd like to think it's TEATIME, but I think that's the developer. I have no other information then what's on this very NSFW link. The basic plot seems that you chase down japanese 12 year olds, and rape them. FUN(?)

http://www.getchu.com/soft.phtml?id=8201

Just looked it up and the title is Hana No Hime. Doesn't that count as kiddie porn? I mean there are rules about that in japan right

Aussie2B

02-07-2005, 05:00 PM

The raunchiest games are porno games. Simple as that. As for the most extreme porno games, Water Closet sounds thoroughly disgusting.

E Nice

02-07-2005, 05:47 PM

I don't know the name of this one, I'd like to think it's TEATIME, but I think that's the developer. I have no other information then what's on this very NSFW link. The basic plot seems that you chase down japanese 12 year olds, and rape them. FUN(?)

http://www.getchu.com/soft.phtml?id=8201

Just looked it up and the title is Hana No Hime. Doesn't that count as kiddie porn? I mean there are rules about that in japan right

A lot those type of games I bet have under age girls in them. But setting age aside, that game just took that genre to such a level that seems wrong, even for in a dark sense or other fantasy violence games such as the likes of GTA. They make simulators for eveyrthing nowadays, don't they?

Translator seems to say the story is about a guy and his mom who were screwed royally. When the step father died the step brother took control of father's estate and business and left your mother and you with nothing. So the guy is out for revenge and by looks of it you can figure out how.

tony_good

02-07-2005, 05:53 PM

The old boxing game Ring King.

Don't believe me?

Look what happens between rounds!

pragmatic insanester

02-07-2005, 05:57 PM

that kiddie porn game is the greatest japanese snafu since "birume sentai barayarou". too bad i don't game pc or i'd get it.

anyone know any consoles games that feature similiar insane circumstances?

Push Upstairs

02-08-2005, 02:15 AM

What an odd game.

I can understand GTA and where its coming from...but this game just...wow, chasing down pre-teen girls and screwing them? :/

The premise bothers me but since its just a bunch of anime girls its really a non-issue & i believe the Japanese are smart enough to not blame all of the worlds problems on games like that. x_x

Berty

02-08-2005, 02:22 AM

The Yakyuken Special
Super Real Mahjong PV
Super Real Mahjong PVI
Gal Jan

Pretty much anything yellow or red label on the saturn (jap only)

pragmatic insanester

02-08-2005, 02:26 AM

i want to play that game. i need to figure out mame.

FantasiaWHT

02-08-2005, 08:44 AM

I just remembered that there's a new tiny MMO out there (might still be in beta) where you can actually rape other players.

Can't think of a name or site, sorry.

Cheese

02-08-2005, 09:58 AM

And of course there's BATTLE RAPER

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=479

If memory serves correct I'm pretty sure Hana No Hime would be legal. I seem to remember virtual depictions of underage sex was the one thing cut from the last big child porno law. There was a big stink at the time.

Push Upstairs

02-08-2005, 03:35 PM

I must admit that that "Rattle Raper" game has some well done character models but other than that it sounds like crap.

I am a bit confused about this game though....do the female characters "rape" the other female chatracters, or is that only something Mr. See-Through naughty bit can do?

This was the best part of the article:

"She's wearing a blue school girl costume, she seems overly peppy, and she has mechanical shit coming out of her head and weird ass metal wings coming out of her back. Basically it's like a bus carrying a high school tour group from Tokyo crashed into the Lockheed-Martin jet fighter factory and she was the only survivor." LOL

Aussie2B

02-08-2005, 05:34 PM

Keep in mind that underage for Japan is different from underage in the US. The legal age of consent there is what, 13? Of course, their culture is very different so you're not going to see a lot of 13-year-old girls having sex.

Anyway, does the game specifically say that the girls are preteens? In most lolita fetish hentai, they draw the girls so they look very young, but story-wise the age that they're given is much higher than they look. In the US, the ages are even higher. The publishers want to avoid getting in any trouble, so they'll change the games to say that every girl is at least 18 when in Japan they were around 16 or younger.

Really, though, even if a game does show your character having sex with anime girls that are 12 or whatever, is there anything illegal about that in the US (or Japan)? It's creepy and gross, but it's still just drawings, so it's not actual child pornography.