Leisure Suit Larry 1's punchlines - what were the jokes?

[tony_good]

At the beginning, where you go to the bar, some man won't stop talking unless you tell him to shut up.

He always says, "Blah, blah, blah" and then a punchline.

Some of them were...

"And there stood the pig and the cow!"

"A lot of guys just leave her hanging in a tree!"

"but just think of the money he saved!"

"Nobody can eat THAT much ice cream!"

"Damn it, Liza! Don't you know your own reflection?"

"You idiot, I said POSSE!"

Maybe there were more, that's just what I remember...

[SoulBlazer]

There's a FAQ of the game on GameFAQ's that has the complete jokes in them.

The last one -- about the posse -- is my favorite. LOL It's a Lone Ranger joke.

And none of the jokes are original -- they are taken from older places.