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Raven1280

02-21-2005, 11:05 PM

Do you think if that if they ever remade Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for the Nintendo DS that it would involve touching ??? :D

mjluther

02-21-2005, 11:18 PM

A touch screen, and a microphone you can blow on. This system was /built/ for a Michael Jackson game.

Michael Jackson: The Accusation coming Q4 2005 for the Nintendo DS.

Daniel Thomas

02-22-2005, 03:39 AM

Hey, the original game had Michael hiding kids in closets and car trunks, so, yeah, sure. Why not? It'd be like one of those Simpson's parody games (oh, no, he's a right-wing conservative judge!).

Ernster

02-22-2005, 08:24 AM

HAHAHAHAHA funny...........not :roll:

YoshiM

02-22-2005, 08:38 AM

Hey, the original game had Michael hiding kids in closets and car trunks, so, yeah, sure. Why not? It'd be like one of those Simpson's parody games (oh, no, he's a right-wing conservative judge!).

Did we play the same game? It involved Michael saving kids from Mr. Big's goons.

However, thanks to recent events in Jackson's life, one can't really look at the game the same away anymore.

it290

02-22-2005, 01:20 PM

Yeah, particularly since he grabs his crotch when he 'saves' the kids (in the Genesis version).

Cauterize

02-22-2005, 01:40 PM

Yeah, particularly since he grabs his crotch when he 'saves' the kids (in the Genesis version).

or does this...
http://www.videogamedc.com/Pixeled_Parodies/Moonwalker/moonwalker.html

rpepper9

02-22-2005, 01:56 PM

That movie is just wrong. My head hurts for having viewed it! :/

Push Upstairs

02-22-2005, 02:08 PM

I remember describing this game to some customers when i worked at the game store. They usually have this "i cant believe this was made into a game" until you get to the part about searching for hiding kids....then they think you are making the whole thing up. LOL

He still had some cool music in the 80's though.

Iron Draggon

02-22-2005, 07:08 PM

You know, I really need to get this game. I've never played it before, but what with all that's happened to his image now, surely this game is gonna end up being tremendously collectable someday. Kinda like anything to do with Hitler. Someday people are gonna be paying megabucks for this one.

Matt-El

02-22-2005, 07:12 PM

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Raven1280

02-22-2005, 07:29 PM

What did the woman laying on the beach say to Michael Jackson when he walked over to her..........................

........................................Excuse me youre in my SUN!

towerofsong

02-22-2005, 08:03 PM

Yeah, particularly since he grabs his crotch when he 'saves' the kids (in the Genesis version).

or does this...
http://www.videogamedc.com/Pixeled_Parodies/Moonwalker/moonwalker.html

evil evil evil :eek 2:

Bluteg

02-23-2005, 12:40 AM

Did you hear that Michael Jackson started likeing twenty eight year olds ..........

............Must be something to do with there being twenty of them LOL

NESaholic

02-23-2005, 04:04 AM

kainemaxwell

02-23-2005, 07:32 AM

Anyone remember back in the day when Captain Eo was at Epcot they usually always had a few Moonwalker arcade units around as well?

Chainsaw_Charlie

02-23-2005, 07:46 AM

Graham Mitchell

02-23-2005, 07:48 AM

Anyone remember back in the day when Captain Eo was at Epcot they usually always had a few Moonwalker arcade units around as well?

I remember it at Disneyland. Disneyland always had the best arcades.

Push Upstairs

02-23-2005, 01:50 PM

Anyone remember back in the day when Captain Eo was at Epcot they usually always had a few Moonwalker arcade units around as well?

I saw Captain Eo before "Moonwalker" was released.

That and it wasn't until some years later i eventually got into video games.

Jorpho

02-23-2005, 06:18 PM

Hey, I remember Captain Eo. He was still black then.

If you hacked out everything related to Michael Jackson, wouldn't Moonwalker be a pretty decent game?

Arqueologia_Digital

02-23-2005, 06:31 PM

No!, not another MJ game, please...NO!!!, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

nesgamer

02-23-2005, 07:27 PM

Push Upstairs

02-24-2005, 01:21 AM

Hey, I remember Captain Eo. He was still black then.

Black, rich, and unstoppable. Today he is a (really) white, creepy alien.

If you hacked out everything related to Michael Jackson, wouldn't Moonwalker be a pretty decent game?

Arcade version or Genesis version?

DynastyLawyer

02-24-2005, 02:27 AM

Do you think if that if they ever remade Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for the Nintendo DS that it would involve touching ???

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You suck.

You know, I really need to get this game. I've never played it before, but what with all that's happened to his image now, surely this game is gonna end up being tremendously collectable someday. Kinda like anything to do with Hitler. Someday people are gonna be paying megabucks for this one.

People are, as a rule, innocent until they are proven guilty. That said, I agree with your logic, and will buy the next full copy of Moonwalker I see.

Graham Mitchell

02-24-2005, 07:53 AM

Actually, I have the maturity of a 4-year-old, so I loved the video. I keep thinking about it over the past couple of days. My fiancee' keeps asking "what's so funny", and I have to reply "uh...nothing". So thanks, Cauterize!

BTW--all the other videos on that website are totally retarded.

Jorpho

02-24-2005, 10:50 AM

Arcade version or Genesis version?

Well, either one, really.

Push Upstairs

02-24-2005, 04:52 PM

I think the arcade version is a tad better actually.

Cmosfm

02-24-2005, 05:05 PM

I think the arcade version is a tad better actually.

Actually the arcade version kicks major ass, it's tons of fun, one of those games I can play through over and over and over and never tire of.

The genesis version bores me to tears within 10 minutes.

it290

02-24-2005, 05:07 PM

I think the arcade and Genesis versions are both pretty good. The Genesis version is just a standard platformer, sure, but the music is well done and it's cool how you can moonwalk and kill enemies with your dancing skills. The Amiga version, OTOH, sucks.

Virtualboy

02-24-2005, 05:21 PM

that movie is hilarous

Virtualboy

02-24-2005, 05:23 PM

HAHAHAHAHA funny...........not :roll:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ur cool!!!..............not :bareass:

Virtualboy

02-24-2005, 05:26 PM

TheRedEye

02-24-2005, 06:40 PM

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"lol"

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Push Upstairs

02-25-2005, 12:30 AM

LOL

Thats the funniest thing i have read all week.