Need some Paypal - please read

[The Sage of Sega]

Hello all,
I've just won a bunch of items on eBay; they were sort of impromptu buys, so at the moment I have absolutely no Paypal balance whatsoever. I'd really like to get these items quickly and I don't want to keep the sellers waiting, so I was wondering if one of you would be so kind as to let me borrow $27 US. I'll gladly send a $27 eCheck as soon as I get the loan, so if you don't mind loaning this money and you'd like to help out it'd be great. My Paypal email is frogblender02@hotmail.com, and if you do decide to lend me the money, make sure you put up a post here so I don't recieve more than I should :) . Thanks!

[Cmosfm]

Why not offer to sell something?

[The Sage of Sega]

Why not offer to sell something?
As much as I'd like to use my useless crap to get new crap, I'd like to gain a balance quickly so I can get my items quickly (planning to go on vacation to the Dominican Republic in a week and change, so I'd like to enjoy my purchases before I have to leave). If someone would like to purchase my commons, the link to my tradelist is in my sig, but if someone's willing to give me a loan it'd be much appreciated :) .

[crazyjackcsa]

So let me get this straight, you want something for nothing? No collatoral, just a promise? Ummm no. besided, Paypal will automatically withdraw from a CC or Bank Account or whatever.

[The Sage of Sega]

So let me get this straight, you want something for nothing? No collatoral, just a promise? Ummm no. besided, Paypal will automatically withdraw from a CC or Bank Account or whatever.
This would be a pretty hard promise to break, no? Considering 52 or so people have read this post. If my word isn't good enough, then feel free not to help, but if you believe me, then by all means help, because I'm sure the only inconvienience you will experience will be the 10-day eCheck waiting time.
And regarding collateral, what would I be able to provide?

[Lady Jaye]

How about making a deal with the sellers instead of asking for money here? Or borrow the money from a relative/RL friend.

[dbiersdorf]

Or money orders?

If I had PayPal I'd help you out, but sadly I don't, and it looks like no one else that's come through here wants to help either. :/

[Flack]

This is neither buying nor selling, so I'm going to go ahead and lock this and any future posts like this one.