Must see this person's auctions. Is he a DP'er ?

[loporjai2003]

See below ...

Not mine btw.

Laughed my butt off .. must read all the descriptions and comments !!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4315&item=8187783201&rd=1

[imanerd0011]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA LOL LOL LOL

That was easily the funniest auction I have ever seen. You can tell that the seller was trying to be a comedian at every possible attempt, but some of the things he says are down right hilarious.

"DATA AGE (the games are RARE, but BOY do they SUCK! I remember being a kid and spending all my allowance on AIRLOCK and being so pissed off that I used some bad language and got grounded"

"JOURNEY ESCAPE (POOR LABEL, even poorer playability. Were the folks running Data Age all retards or what?)"

"Madden '94 (ultra rare, worth $500! Nah, I'm just playing. You can buy this game new for a dime, and get change back)"

[suppafly]

Or I also have another shipping option. If you prefer, shipping CAN BE $0!

That's right! No shipping charge at all! Nada! Nothing! Zip! Zilch! Zero!

If you win this auction, you'll be given the option of it NOT BEING SHIPPED. Then I'll just hook the consoles back up to my TV, give you a key to my house, and you can come by and play with them any time you want.

*** Damn this guy is a comedian LOL

[loporjai2003]

Seems everyone wants in on the act .. reading the Q/A section:

Q: Hi. I've noticed you do not ship international, but I read all your ad and am interested on the free-shipping do not ship deal. Actually, on a counter-offer: why don't I pay just shipping ($270 USPS - 3 50lb packages surface) and I give you a key to my house in Brazil? This way, at any time you feel like playing, you can catch a 8 hour flight here and enjoy some quality time. I'll even provide the beer. Better still, if you are coming anyway, why not bring it with you? That way I would have free shipping and you a free vacation on a tropical country (but I should warn you that my city is actually cold right now). Think about it! Thanks.
Apr-29-05

A: How about I pay YOU to take everything off my hands for me? Then I can also pay for shipping, and when the stuff arrives, I can pop out of one of the boxes and clean your house? :-P :-P :)

[Marc4242]

Under N64:

"1 Night with my wife (Not!!! Just checking to see if you're paying attention)"

I wonder if she's hot?

[GrandAmChandler]

Some of my favorites:

STAR RAIDERS (2ND COPY... god knows you'll want two of this masterpiece)

James "Buster" Douglas Boxing (who the hell is Buster Douglas?!?)

Madden '94#* (ultra rare, worth $500! Nah, I'm just playing. You can buy this game new for a dime, and get change back)

Night Trap#* (with twelve endings, all of which suck!)

Sol-Feace# (one of the best shooters of all time! Yeah, I went there! Eat me, R-Type!)

1 Tremorpack Plus (it's also a Memory card! Plus, it can mow your lawn!)

The list goes on! And on! Funny Ebayer LOL

[NESaholic]

LOL ,that seller is crazy as hell,made me laugh for a while.

[Gapporin]

The seller's name is J.A. Konrath, and from the looks of it, he's also an author of sorts...

http://www.jakonrath.com/