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"DULUTH, Georgia — Runaway bride, Jennifer Wilbanks, sold her body for food and transportation as she made her way from Georgia to New Mexico. She even gave fellatio to a barber from Nevada in exchange for a haircut. A Greyhound driver who drove her about 500 miles west said, "She kept bringing men into the bathroom on the back of the bus. They would go in there for about five minutes and when they came out they had big smiles on their faces."

After disembarking from the Greyhound, Ms. Wilbanks would stand shirtless on the side of the road and wait for truckers to pick her up. "I couldn't believe what I was seeing," said Mike, a road-weary trucker from Nevada, "She earned every one of them twenty seven miles I drove her. Her fiancé is a lucky man." "

I havent read the real story about this runabride , but that story cant be true :hmm:

If it isnt true , isn't that Libel to print lies ? I wonder if she could sue.

[jajaja]

Dunno if its true, but there are alot of nuts ppl over in USA (all over the world acctualy hehe) so it doesnt suprise me that much if its true.

[SoulBlazer]

Well, it WOULD explain the question of how the heck she managed to go from Georiga to New Mexico without any money, considering she left her wallet and purse home......

[blissfulnoise]

If it isnt true , isn't that Libel to print lies ? I wonder if she could sue.

See the Legal Threats section of www.somethingawful.com.

[monantony]

Did you miss the part about "Bongo news- Satire, Parody, Jokes" ???????????????
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