View Full Version : If Samus had a stuffed animal, what would it be?
Ed Oscuro
06-16-2005, 12:20 PM
I've had a few busy days - work, Front Mission: GH, sleep, booze...well, no booze, actually, (I'm dry, you believe that? I'm also at work)...but this has been at the foremost of my thoughts during that time. What does everybody think?
Oobgarm
06-16-2005, 12:27 PM
Some sort of phallic object.
Ed Oscuro
06-16-2005, 12:30 PM
Some sort of phallic object.
That would be gross!
Ha, those designers were so clever with the stalactites in SM LOL
Cmosfm
06-16-2005, 12:32 PM
Me so she could cuddle up with me late at night while she sweats from her hot hot dreams of me.
Ed Oscuro
06-16-2005, 12:35 PM
Sorry, I forgot to put a cmosfm entry in there, lemme fix that...I wonder how a Joe option will fare? Finally, I meant to put in a "Samus doll" option (like the old NP comic - Peach wants a Samus doll, it's soooo cute, remember that?)
Immutable
06-16-2005, 01:09 PM
...a metroid? Heh
Quintracker
06-16-2005, 01:19 PM
...a metroid? Heh
That would have been my first guess, so obvious.
Ed Oscuro
06-16-2005, 01:26 PM
...a metroid? Heh
No, Metroids would give Samus bad dreams. NO
Gapporin
06-16-2005, 01:29 PM
A Harvest Moon plush cow. (Or dog.)
Darth Sensei
06-16-2005, 02:12 PM
Prolly a hedghog.
rbudrick
06-16-2005, 02:24 PM
A space butt pirate.
-Rob
I can picture her carrying a Teddy bear with mud stains on it and missing one eye
Ed Oscuro
06-16-2005, 03:41 PM
Hmm, I asked a coworker of mine who I know to be a 2D Metroid fan; after getting the question on the second round of talks (first time I guess he thought I was asking what sorts of stuffed animals Nintendo should make, lol) he said either the ship, or a Super Monkey Ball monkey! I was thinking about including the ship :)
Edit: WOW, I have two teddy bear options? Hmm, if any mod wants to edit that for me (I can't edit anymore)... O:
rbudrick
06-16-2005, 03:52 PM
Super Monkey Ball monkey!
Nintendo make one? Wouldn't that be copyright infringement? :D
-Rob
stressboy
06-16-2005, 03:59 PM
She would have a plush Cthulhu, like the one in my cubicle at work.
Ed Oscuro
06-16-2005, 05:00 PM
Super Monkey Ball monkey!
Nintendo make one? Wouldn't that be copyright infringement? :D
Nah, that's what he suggested after we straightened out what the question was :P
Lovely Assistant
06-16-2005, 05:05 PM
Sorry, I forgot to put a cmosfm entry in there, lemme fix that...I wonder how a Joe option will fare? Finally, I meant to put in a "Samus doll" option (like the old NP comic - Peach wants a Samus doll, it's soooo cute, remember that?)
http://cherrytonic.250free.com/images/peach_samusplushie01.jpg
qbertandernie
06-16-2005, 05:41 PM
i think one of those tribble things from that episode of star trek. only stuffed so it wouldnt multiply.
Phosphor Dot Fossils
06-16-2005, 05:59 PM
http://www.thelogbook.com/thefiddy.gif
SuperNES
06-17-2005, 01:04 AM
Duuuhh.. a metroid! ;)
MegaDrive20XX
06-17-2005, 01:09 AM
Chozo statue; believed to have mystic powers
or like a Chozo doll probably, since they pretty much raised her since she was a kid
MegaDrive20XX
06-17-2005, 01:10 AM
Sorry, I forgot to put a cmosfm entry in there, lemme fix that...I wonder how a Joe option will fare? Finally, I meant to put in a "Samus doll" option (like the old NP comic - Peach wants a Samus doll, it's soooo cute, remember that?)
http://cherrytonic.250free.com/images/peach_samusplushie01.jpg
That was a great issue of NP...."Mario Vs. Wario" comic...yet Luigi was the man that day...
Kroogah
06-17-2005, 06:14 AM
Trying to top the Metroid manual thread, I see.
SamuraiSmurfette
06-17-2005, 09:17 AM
I say a baby Chozo doll.
She was raised by Chozo, right?
It'd be pretty normal, like a little human girl carrying around a human baby doll.
hydr0x
06-17-2005, 10:51 AM
my answer isn't on the list
Hello Kitty, as all women love Hello Kitty LOL
Daria
06-18-2005, 05:25 PM
An Alien face hugger plush.
Ed Oscuro
06-18-2005, 06:30 PM
An Alien face hugger plush.
Heh, saying "Would Ripley have an alien face hugger plush?" was going to be my rebuttal for anybody arguing that Samus would want a fuzzy Metroid LOL
DynastyLawyer
06-18-2005, 07:58 PM
or like a Chozo doll probably, since they pretty much raised her since she was a kid
Exactly. The philosoraptors taught her to beat stuff up and pretty much gave her the armor she's packing. So if she's gonna have a toy it's gonna be something they gave her.
Dangerboy
06-18-2005, 11:56 PM
I chose the "Thousands options" after all these planets, you know she collected a lot more than just missile and mine power-ups. The problem was the toys are by Retro Studios, so Samus had to scan and read every damn box before she could open them...
Jason
DDCecil
06-19-2005, 12:21 AM
Shouldn't the choice above read:
Kraid - his belly is surprisingly soft and teddy-like. :P
Moon Patrol
06-19-2005, 09:44 AM
I figured that those annoying little bastards that suck on you, the metroids, would have been on that list. I mean, they look so cute and cuddly, why not get a stuffed animal of one? Id DEFINITELY waste my well spent money for one!
Ed Oscuro
06-19-2005, 01:37 PM
Shouldn't the choice above read:
Kraid - his belly is surprisingly soft and teddy-like. :P
Nuh-uh. Ridley is way coooooler LOL
AFGiant
06-19-2005, 03:02 PM
I'd go with the ship, just because the thought of a ship plushie amuses me.
RetroYoungen
06-19-2005, 09:07 PM
I think one of them thar Dragon Warrior Slimes. They're little and cute and splishy and bplooshy and... blue or red...
I dunno. Maybe like SMB said, muddy and missing an eye. And it probably has either the most girly or the most intimidating name one could think of. LOL