"I think I'll use benzene to clean my cartridge"

[Wavelflack]

My cousin and I used to laugh about the warning labels on NES and later cartridges, warning you against using benzene (among other things) to clean your cartridge with.

Is that something you would normally pick for a cartridge cleaning agent?

"Shit! My Nintendo is blinking again."

(drive drive drive)

"Hmm...alcohol...lacquer thinner...mineral spirits...BENZENE! That outta do the trick!"

[davidbrit2]

I tend to use a combination of sand paper, open flame, napalm, industrial incinerators, and tactical nuclear strikes. You gotta watch out for that benzene, though.

[motley6]

The blood of virgins works well also.

[SuperNES]

i use a belt sander and some kerosene. it works like a charm.
nitrogycerin also is good for removing the goops from price labels.

[jhd7]

I've used steel wool. Seriously. The leads were corroded and the cart didn't work, so what did I have to lose?

jhd7/Jeff D

[Chuplayer]

I use my hairy ass.

[Cleveland Jr]

I use my hairy ass.

He does, I've seen it, it's strangely erotic.... I have pics if you wanna see, but it will cost ya LOL

[stuffedmonkey]

I only clean my carts with ball sweat!

[Yago]

Why would anyone want to clean off perfectly good dirt or price stickers?

[Slate]

BENZENE? Don't use that use Motor oil & A Hammer! :P LOL

[Moon Patrol]

I prefer the almighty stain remover, COCA COLA! But prefer it in its new formula with LIME! I use it to degrease my engine and make it look top notch for all those car shows :-P (side note: my car is a piece of shit) But for those hard to remove stains, benzene is always the best choice.

[§ Gideon §]

Duct tape. Duct tape fixes everything.

[SuperShark]

:duh: :hail: ALL HAIL THE DUCK TAPE!!! :hail: :duh:
Please note that Readnecks like me Really Can use Duck-Tape to fix, or sometimes make, about anything!