Worst or weakest fighting game character? (besides Dan!)

[emumuumuucowgomoo]

Besides Dan, who was created as a joke - name some of the weakest, most unappealing, poorly designed, or just plain unplayable fighters. Try to stay away from Dan Hibiki, too - yeah, no shit he's unappealing and poorly designed - he's SUPPOSED to be! :-P

Either poor results (ie, a good looking fighter with weak, crappy specials), or a poor design (Thanos in Marvel vs. Capcom 2 - OOOOOH NICE BEER GUT THERE SIR, or Lieu Kang in Mortal Kombat 1 and 2 - he looks like he's suffering from Cloverleaf Head symdrome, or got whacked in the middle of the face with an iron pipe).

Some of mine:

Servbot (Marvel vs. Capcom 2) - sure, he's small, and yeah he's sorta a semi-joke. There's still no excuse for him. Virtually all of his moves do 1 or 2 points of damage, max. The only one with any range is the "paper airplane Servbot launch". And the "A mouse!!" throw is about the most annoyingly fey move ever put into videogames.

Anakis (Marvel vs. Capcom 2) - slow moving, lame design (okay, at least he's not another Ryu Hayabusa, but still... so what, a mummy in a mummy-box, who cares, big deal, you mean this takes the place of Dee Jay or one of the Project: Justice characters? LAME), and cheesy infinite-air special move (superjump, drop coffins, run out the clock, get controller thrown at you by other player).

Batsu (Project Justice) - WOW GUYS I GOT PROJECT JUSTICE AND CHECK IT OUT! YOU CAN BE A RETARD!!! A STUPID RETARD!!!! AWESOME GUYS IT'S LIKE PLAYING DRAGON BALL Z OR BANGAI-OH EXCEPT THE RETARD IN BANGAI-OH WAS PROBABLY AN INTENTIONAL JOKE SO THAT'S NOT AS KEWL AS BEING A REAL RETARD!!! AND CHECK IT OUT HE'S IN A LEATHER JACKET SO HE'S A COOL RETARD!!! He had okay moves, but still - his endgame pose seals the deal.



Jax & Mileena (Mortal Kombat 2) - one of the problems with this series that wasn't really rectified until the series got crappy was that all the characters had the exact same move animations, for the most part. An uppercut is the same with anyone, same look, same style, same result. However, in Mortal Kombat 2, there were two different types of roundhouse kicks (back + HK) - long reach and short reach. Long reach kicks were good for surprising a CPU character that was coming in on you - take that, bitch! Now come back to daddy! - then there were the short reach kicks, where the character's foot went up right next to their face, and the CPU would throw you before the kick connected. Jax has a girlie-mon kick. So do Kitana and Mileena - but Kitana has the fan lift that serves the same purpose. Mileena also has a crappy "charge" fireball, which takes foresight and careful planning to connect. Foresight and careful planning are for Romance of the Three Kingdoms, not Mortal Kombat.

Chun Li and Dee Jay (Super Street Fighter 2 / Super Street Fighter 2: Turbo) - A charge fireball? Is this a joke? So I'm up against Ryu or Ken, who can throw a fireball every second, and here I have to charge or block or jump around like a monkey to have hope of beating them? What the shit is this? At least Dee Jay smokes ganja, so he has some excuse - charging back probably has symbolic meaning or relevance or something.

[imanerd0011]

I always thought that Zangief was the worst fighter in the history of Fighting games. I have heard that some people are good with him, but he is slower than a sloth, doesn't have a long distance attack, and jumps around 2" off the ground.
I agree that the whole charge a button 2 seconds and let go, is the worst idea ever. I also hate the hold back for 2 seconds and then press forward and punch (ex. Sonic Boom). It makes it almost impossible to go toe to toe with Ryu or Ken.

[Mattiekrome]

E-Honda biotches :eek 2:

[AMG]

Stryker from MK3.

[goatdan]

Hey, I know I'm not very good at fighting games, but that is no reason to call me out as being the absolute worst ever, and only a joke!

;)

Seriously, the skeleton guy from Ultra Vortek on the Jaguar. It was the only 2D fighter I ever got good at, but man did that guy SUCK.

[Poofta!]

oh man. watch the flames come, any character named here is definately loved by someone out there who can kick your ass using him.

[Poofta!]

sorry, double post.

[Half Japanese]

oh man. watch the flames come, any character named here is definately loved by someone out there who can kick your ass using him.

I'll get us started. I was actually quite good with Mileena in MK2. The thing about "charge" with her wasn't much of an issue, because you didn't hold a direction, only a button. I'd hold that button, do the "drop through the floor and from the ceiling kick" and unleash that fireball on an unrecovered opponent. I stayed on that game longer than most 10-year olds using that technique.

[emumuumuucowgomoo]

oh man. watch the flames come, any character named here is definately loved by someone out there who can kick your ass using him.

I'll get us started. I was actually quite good with Mileena in MK2. The thing about "charge" with her wasn't much of an issue, because you didn't hold a direction, only a button. I'd hold that button, do the "drop through the floor and from the ceiling kick" and unleash that fireball on an unrecovered opponent. I stayed on that game longer than most 10-year olds using that technique.

I never played this in the arcades (don't move to Maryland, there aren't any arcades here), but on the SNES that move would require holding Y and hitting A, so you either need six fingers or a huge thumb.

Unfortunately I never got any good at playing videogames with my penis, otherwise I could totally do that. But that's a different thread, one that's already closed. :-P

[Kroogah]

Oh man, complaints about charging moves....tell that to the guys that dominate Hyper SF2 on Xbox Live with Vega and Guile.

The Street Fighter 2 games have no bad characters. Just characters that are harder to learn than others. I (and ubersaurus) have stomped many asses with SF2 Turbo E. Honda, and DreamTR will beat the shit out of you with T. Hawk.

[emumuumuucowgomoo]

oh man. watch the flames come, any character named here is definately loved by someone out there who can kick your ass using him.

Hence the subcategory, "stupid design".

Also, it's mathematical - you can go into arcades and get percentages off the machine, and the better strategy guides used to put a "win factor" score... I remember this for MK3 - Sub Zero and Cyrax scored highest, and.... I think Sindel and Nightwolf were at the bottom.

Same with MK2 - Sub Zero at the top, Baraka and Mileena at the bottom.

[emumuumuucowgomoo]

Oh man, complaints about charging moves....tell that to the guys that dominate Hyper SF2 on Xbox Live with Vega and Guile.

The Street Fighter 2 games have no bad characters. Just characters that are harder to learn than others. I (and ubersaurus) have stomped many asses with SF2 Turbo E. Honda, and DreamTR will beat the shit out of you with T. Hawk.

But can't you at least step outside the phony all-inclusive thought and agree that some characters, at ground level, are definitely worse than others? The people who master characters like Dan, Zangief, and Serv-bot, do it deliberately, as because these characters aren't very good, skilled fighters are less likely to have seen them.




Also, while T. Hawk came to mind in the "bad character" category, I realized this was massthought brainwashing - he's actually one of the better characters. Zangief with airal capabilities and a Dragon Punch - YUM. What's not to like about this guy?

[MegaDrive20XX]

I beg to differ about Dan...in the hands of a master, Dan is a very excellent defensive/ fake out character....Up close he is excellent..to me his style reminds me of Drunken Kung Fu at times.

Sure he is weak...but in SF Alpha 2 and MSH Vs. SF, Dan had a major upper advantage from time to time. Plus in SVC Chaos, they gave him some of Ryo's/Takuma's supers

Yet back to the subject, weakest characters I have seen in a fighting game are...Shingo in the KOF series...

And btw, my best friend uses Servebot, Zangief, and Roll in MVC2 all the time......try that on for size...he's mastered them because he is a huge Zangief fan....

[DTJAAAAMJSLM]

Greg the gorilla from Bloody Roar. His moves were absolutely terrible compared to everyone else in the game.

[Snapple]

I hope SSBM heads don't get ahold of this thread. If I have to hear another sheep peddle the almighty "tier list" I'm gonna lose it.

You know who's lousy? Fulgore from Killer Instinct 2. He's the boss of the game, but if you actually play *as* him, he stinks. He can't even CROUCH. Big slow oaf.

[emumuumuucowgomoo]

I beg to differ about Dan...in the hands of a master, Dan is a very excellent defensive/ fake out character....Up close he is excellent..to me his style reminds me of Drunken Kung Fu at times.

Sure he is weak...but in SF Alpha 2 and MSH Vs. SF, Dan had a major upper advantage from time to time. Plus in SVC Chaos, they gave him some of Ryo's/Takuma's supers

Yet back to the subject, weakest characters I have seen in a fighting game are...Shingo in the KOF series...

And btw, my best friend uses Servebot, Zangief, and Roll in MVC2 all the time......try that on for size...he's mastered them because he is a huge Zangief fan....

I'll put this in Capslock. It better emphasizes my point. And it reads better.

Apologizes in advance.


IN THE HANDS OF A MASTER, A POINTED STICK CAN BE USED TO THWART AN INTRUDER ARMED WITH BRASS KNUCKLES AND A MACHETE.

IN THE HANDS OF A MASTER, A BASKET OF BLUEBERRIES CAN FEND OFF A VICIOUS ATTACKER ARMED WITH A PISTOL!

IN THE HANDS OF THE MASTER, AN OVERRIPE BANANA AND SOUR CREAM CAN BE USED SUCCESSFULLY AGAINST A TERRORIST WITH SARIN POISON GAS AND A SYRINGE FULL OF AIDS!!!

TO PUT IT MOST BLUNTLY, A SILENT AND SLEEK NINJA OF THE NIGHT SUCH AS RYU HAYABUSA COULD PERHAPS USE DEADLY THROWING STARS AND A BOOMERANG TO WIN A BATTLE AGAINST A UZI PACKING, TNT STRAPPED CLOWN!!!



ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND, OR ANY CRAZY FOLK FOR THAT MATTER (JUST ASK AUM, AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT!??!?) WOULD SAY AN OVERRIPE BANANA AND SOUR CREAM MAKE A BETTER WEAPON THAN SARIN GAS AND AN AIDS SYRINGE!!!


ABSOLUTELY NOBODY EXCEPT THE MOST REDUNDANTLY, AUTISTICALLY OBSESSIVE VIDEOGAMER, WOULD BLEAT AND BLURF THAT A THROWING STAR IS A BETTER WEAPON THAN A FUCKING UZI!!!!!





To put it another way, in Stratego, the lowly Spy can take out a Number 1 (Marshall? Colonel? Memory hazy)! THIS DOES NOT MAKE HIM AN EQUAL UNIT WHEN HIS ASS CAN BE WIPED BY ANYTHING THAT ATTACKS HIM! Once, my grandmother started berating this security guard at a desk, and he ended up getting all bashful. THAT DOES NOT MEAN MY GRANDMOTHER IS A BETTER FIGHTER THAN A TRIM AND TRAINED SECURITY GUARD!!!

You people take everything that is good, and pure, and right about the universe, the very microcosmos of good, gooder, better, and best itself, AND SMASH EVERYTHING TO PIECES!!! HOPES, DREAMS, THE TRUTH - ALL A BROKEN MEMORY, CONSUMED BY YOUR CESSPOOL OF IDIOTIC TECHNICALITIES AND DELUSIONAL, INCORRECT, INAPPROPRIATE THINKING!!!

L.H. PUTTGRASS SIGNING OFF TO THE WARM AND RELAXING BATHTUB OF HIS SLANDERED DREAMS!


AGGGGH!

[AB Positive]

Chun Li and Dee Jay (Super Street Fighter 2 / Super Street Fighter 2: Turbo) - A charge fireball? Is this a joke? So I'm up against Ryu or Ken, who can throw a fireball every second, and here I have to charge or block or jump around like a monkey to have hope of beating them? What the shit is this? At least Dee Jay smokes ganja, so he has some excuse - charging back probably has symbolic meaning or relevance or something.


Someone's not very knowledgable are they?

The charge fireball was an IMPROVEMENT over the previous half circle fireball for chun li. With her aerial kick arsenal and improved priority, you could jump in and should you connect, already have the fireball charged and ready to hit at a moment's notice before you even got the ground setup hit in. Cancel hit into a fireball, dizzy opponent, deep jump med. kick into lightning leg for the win. super/STurbo Chun Li is devastating in this form. Upper tier in fact, along with Dhalsim, Guile and Ken.


... "charge fireball a joke" my ass. You sir need to order the Evolution DVD and watch how fighting games are played my friend.

-AG

[Kroogah]

The pseudo-intellectual rant was cute but if you're going to talk about really weak fighting game characters, you better pick a game that's more unbalanced than fucking Street Fighter.

For example, Donovan in Vampire Savior.
Silver Samurai in MvsC2.
Anybody that isn't Jin in Tekken 4. LOL

[emumuumuucowgomoo]

Chun Li and Dee Jay (Super Street Fighter 2 / Super Street Fighter 2: Turbo) - A charge fireball? Is this a joke? So I'm up against Ryu or Ken, who can throw a fireball every second, and here I have to charge or block or jump around like a monkey to have hope of beating them? What the shit is this? At least Dee Jay smokes ganja, so he has some excuse - charging back probably has symbolic meaning or relevance or something.


Someone's not very knowledgable are they?

The charge fireball was an IMPROVEMENT over the previous half circle fireball for chun li. With her aerial kick arsenal and improved priority, you could jump in and should you connect, already have the fireball charged and ready to hit at a moment's notice before you even got the ground setup hit in. Cancel hit into a fireball, dizzy opponent, deep jump med. kick into lightning leg for the win. super/STurbo Chun Li is devastating in this form. Upper tier in fact, along with Dhalsim, Guile and Ken.


... "charge fireball a joke" my ass. You sir need to order the Evolution DVD and watch how fighting games are played my friend.

-AG

Gee, what's preventing you from jumping in while holding back, and ROLLING forward for a fireball, then - get this - "charging" (by which I mean "touching") back and firing off a SECOND FIREBALL the very instant your lagtime is complete? I tried this in Super Street Fighter 2 (in MAME, so shut the fuck up) and gee, I got this awesome jump-in, fireball, punch combo that BLEW ME AWAY.

You know, for a while I was happy with the charge fireball. This was when I was about 13 and messed up in the head and couldn't pull off what we dubbed a "super" fireball reliably. Then I, you know, got used to the controller and actually started relying on combos more involving than "get opponent in corner and pummel", and grew up.

So for a while, in the chart of the historic sweep of my life, yes, I do agree with you. Unfortunately for you, that was a time in my life when King of the Monsters was the best damn fighting game ever, and WWF Wrestlemania had the best anthem of any SNES game (that of Sid Vicious, BTW), and your mom wasn't my whore yet. No wait, scratch that last part out, your mom was always my whore.

Anyway - Chun Li jumps like none other. In fact, against the CPU, a round's worth of "jump, wall jump, down + MK, jump, wall jump, jump, down + MK" will work wonders, as will her boss ass bitching close range HK. Her aerial game, combined with the lightening kick, make her the ass-kicking goddess of unstoppability she is.

Her charge fireball and low priority, long startup Hurricane Kick, on the other hand, do not.

So, frankly, while I agree with you on the main point that seems to have touched you off - that Chun Li doesn't suck and frankly doesn't deserve to be labelled a "worst' character (though her MvC2 incarnation sucks rigidly), I disagree with you on the semantics enough to imply that I have been known to have carnal relations with your mother, even as a young thirteen year old.

And heck, I was a pimp. I had carnal relations with EVERYONE'S mother.

[emumuumuucowgomoo]

The pseudo-intellectual rant was cute but if you're going to talk about really weak fighting game characters, you better pick a game that's more unbalanced than fucking Street Fighter.

For example, Donovan in Vampire Savior.
Silver Samurai in MvsC2.
Anybody that isn't Jin in Tekken 4. LOL

"Pseudo-intellectual"? "Cute"? Did someone's feathers get ruffled because I typed in capslock and used the politically incorrect term "retard"? Frankly, "intellectual" would have been talking about frames of animation, ticks, unblockables, and possibly the player-psychology (ie, "sure, ____ isn't used all that often, but since players are less likely to have seen a good _____ player") and pseudo-intellectual might be something more like "omg the way Cammy moves in SSF2 is so fast even tho she doesnt have a missle attack she can go through them with <- / -> + P spinning knuckle i was doing this against my brother and he had no idea how to dodge it and i could counter his block with -> V \ + K front kick check it out".

And without a single smiley anywhere in my post, I'm at a loss for how you could end up feeling the emotional perception of "cuteness", unless you have some strange thing for Mileena and subconcsiously worked that into your reaction - or maybe it's just the politician who serves as my avatar, whose name I don't know, whose picture I find a strange attachment towards, and maybe you felt the same. I have no clue, I'm going to assume you're an offended student Democrat and move on to the analysis phase of this post.

Anyway. :)

How about "anyone that isn't Eddie in Tekken 3"?

And usually with the really imbalanced games, it's the unstoppable characters that I remember, and the weak, puny ones disappear. I mean, sure, there's Shaq in Shaq-Fu, but that's about all that comes to mind. I vaguely remember some spiny weak jumping clusterfuck of pathetic in TMNT: TF for the SNES, but he may have just taken getting used to, it's been ages since I played that game. Oh, and there's Spinal and Sabrewulf from Killer Instinct - probably the most embarrassing fighting game I can think of off-hand. And imbalanced, from what I played of it - B. Orchid wins, everyone else is varying degrees of lose. Of course, that's versus CPU intelligence, so who knows.

And finally, the big one, the king of contoversy, the master of 56 hit automatic disaster itself, MvC2.

MvC2 - well, there's Cable, there's Spiral, there're the Shotos, and then there's everyone else. Beyond Serv-bot, Dan, Anakaris (though I'm sure there's some dissenters on this), and possibly Roll, nobody really leaps out as noticibly weaker than the baseline. Silver Samurai included. Just as weak as Wolverine, no? Or does his "race in maniacally waving his sword" move leave him open low, while Berzerker Barrage attacks low too, and leaves your opponent momentarily deafened by the sheer stupidity of Wolvie's voice?


And, since someone, somewhere, won't be able to resist joining in with a technicality-laced argument ranking the MvC2 characters in precise order and outlining all the infintesimal and not-so-infintesimal differences betwixt each, I've saved them the trouble in advance:

"omg Dr. Doom + Magneto TRAP Strider Hiyru has a sword IRON MAN WAR MACHINE INFINITE COMBO MEGA BUSTER" YES I KNOW YES I KNOW SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

[JamesAmbrose]

hey man, chill out for a second.

[Crazycarl]

The whole which guy is the worst in a game is an unbalanced discussion. Because you're dealing with vartions in playing style, and even how good a game is. Also how well somebody can play a charactor. I always thought Zangief sucked, then i sat down and played him, and he is a very good considering he can pass buy ryu's fireballs, then suplex him in right after. Dan we know is all a joke, but he is a great way of making your friend feel like he got his ass kicked. With servbot, you're right he dose suck by himself, but kept out of battle and used for the 3 SUPER COMBO deal he will show is potential.

Now people cant compair street fighter charactors on the same level as lets say Bloody Roar's charactors. Bloddy roar was a bad unbalanced game. As like wise with other poorly made fighters.

[mjluther]

Two words: Angus MacGregor

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v692/mjluther/angus.jpg

[ubersaurus]

Oh man, complaints about charging moves....tell that to the guys that dominate Hyper SF2 on Xbox Live with Vega and Guile.

The Street Fighter 2 games have no bad characters. Just characters that are harder to learn than others. I (and ubersaurus) have stomped many asses with SF2 Turbo E. Honda, and DreamTR will beat the shit out of you with T. Hawk.

But can't you at least step outside the phony all-inclusive thought and agree that some characters, at ground level, are definitely worse than others? The people who master characters like Dan, Zangief, and Serv-bot, do it deliberately, as because these characters aren't very good, skilled fighters are less likely to have seen them.




Also, while T. Hawk came to mind in the "bad character" category, I realized this was massthought brainwashing - he's actually one of the better characters. Zangief with airal capabilities and a Dragon Punch - YUM. What's not to like about this guy?

What you're not understanding is that it's all dependent on which game they're in. Zangief isn't particularly good in SF2: World Warriors(hell, no one but Guile and Dhalsim are), but Alpha 3? He's considered one of the top 3 characters, alongside A-Dhalsim and V-Akuma. He's retardedly strong in SF2 Turbo, too.

Hell, even Dan was pretty good in the handheld SNK vs Capcom game.

Futhermore, why would you complain about charge characters? Because they play differently? Here's a news flash. If you're using fireballs to fight fireball wars, that's pretty stupid. Something like Guile's sonic boom, in my experience works because he recovers so damn fast from it that as soon as it's out there, he can do something else. So he can't rapid fire them-he doesn't need to. Hell you can follow the thing in like a shield and toss someone.

And don't get me started on Honda or Blanka. If they weren't charge characters, they wouldn't work. It offsets the fact that their moves are so useful at punishing people that you have to charge them up. That's not to say that you still can't rushdown with them-hell it's the best thing to do with them in a number of games. But you have to know what you're doing.

That said, Yash is right. I'm always willing to kick your ass with Honda.

[MegaDrive20XX]

THIS DOES NOT MAKE HIM AN EQUAL UNIT WHEN HIS ASS CAN BE WIPED BY ANYTHING THAT ATTACKS HIM!

Says who? Because you're the only one who thinks that theory is true.

When in reality, it's not. Until you have gained acceptance among those who are wise enough to use up the only resources you have in battle with what you have chosen or recieved. Only then can you see the true ability that you behold.

In other words, chill out man, Dan Hibiki owns and you just can't see the forest from the trees bro...

[Jive3D]

I know that Dan is some kind of joke character, but is there some story to some capcom inside joke or something? Or does it simply end at, he sucks and looks like steven segal...?

[MegaDrive20XX]

I know that Dan is some kind of joke character, but is there some story to some capcom inside joke or something? Or does it simply end at, he sucks and looks like steven segal...?

Yeah there is a story, he is Yuri, Ryo, and Robert Garcia from AOF, rolled up into one. (Yuri's winning pose, Ryo's gi, and Rober Garcia stole the steven segal hairstyle first)

He has a decent story line, he has a vendetta against Sagat, who killed his father.

[Cauterize]

I beg to differ about Dan...in the hands of a master, Dan is a very excellent defensive/ fake out character....Up close he is excellent..to me his style reminds me of Drunken Kung Fu at times.

Sure he is weak...but in SF Alpha 2 and MSH Vs. SF, Dan had a major upper advantage from time to time. Plus in SVC Chaos, they gave him some of Ryo's/Takuma's supers

Yet back to the subject, weakest characters I have seen in a fighting game are...Shingo in the KOF series...

And btw, my best friend uses Servebot, Zangief, and Roll in MVC2 all the time......try that on for size...he's mastered them because he is a huge Zangief fan....


IN THE HANDS OF A MASTER, A POINTED STICK CAN BE USED TO...
(Various random crap which is pointless and time wasting)
...BETTER WEAPON THAN A FUCKING UZI!!!!!

GnG made a perfectly valid point there... and to be honest, i agree with him!
You however... well i really dont know what you were saying or trying to get at, but you make no sesne whatsoever and look liek a fool typing like that...

How old are you? 10?

[punkoffgirl]

I have two comments.

What's an AIDS syringe?
And can I have that sour cream when you're done with it?

[DDCecil]

Two words: Angus MacGregor

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v692/mjluther/angus.jpg

Yeah, can't forget about Angus and his kilt-fireballs LOL

Actually, he is the cheapest character in the game. Just get into the corner, duck, and repeatedly kick. Nothing can hurt him! (fireballs may hurt him, though. Can't remember.)

[Kamino]

I have two comments.

What's an AIDS syringe?
And can I have that sour cream when you're done with it?
AIDS Syringe?
My most likely guess is that it's a used needle, from a drug addict that has aids...y'know, the kind of needles that got people freaking out about needles.

Oh, and what do hobos, sothy's toes, and this thread all have in common?
They stink.

[§ Gideon §]

One man came to mind immediately when I saw the title... They call him Glass Joe.

(and his successor Gabby Jay. "Yay!")

[Famidrive-16]

Two words: Angus MacGregor

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v692/mjluther/angus.jpg

This made me feel better in this somewhat uncomfortable thread...

[emumuumuucowgomoo]

GnG made a perfectly valid point there... and to be honest, i agree with him!
You however... well i really dont know what you were saying or trying to get at, but you make no sesne whatsoever and look liek a fool typing like that...

How old are you? 10?
The irony really gets to me. Sorry if you thought I looked "liek" a fool for typing like that. When you type like that, it makes "sesne" to me - and no, sorry, I don't have an "AMIGA CD32 CONTROL PAD" that is "WANTED" by you, so I cannot make "sesne" out of "PM ME IF YOU HAVE ONE FOR TRADE/SALE!".

One more time, this time very slowly, just for you:

Let's say I am VERY VERY good at typing with my toes. Hehehehe, silly, I know! :) Nobody REALLY types with their toes, do they? But boy oh boy, I am so good at typing with my toes that I type faster than you do with your fingers! Gee, I am a MASTER at typing with my toes!

(Typing with my toes is like playing with a crappy fighting game character - see, that's called an analogy or a similie, you'll need that if you're ever going to get past a 600 on your SATs - and typing with your fingers is like playing with a good fighting game character)

So, Cauterize (kewl name, do u listen to slipknot?), which is better to type with? Fingers, or your toes? I think we can agree that it's your fingers! Hehe :) This sums up my point, which is that despite the fact that there are masters of fighting games who can tear you apart with weak characters, it doesn't really mean that there are no weak characters in fighting games.

GnG's point was valid. However, for this thread, it's completely irrelevant. Think of it this way - I'm the Christian God, and he's Saint Peter. Today was a massive day in Heaven, with Adolph Hitler, Richard Speck (who slaughtered about eight nurses back in the 60s), and a chorus of devout Nuns all applying for residence at the pearly gates. I ask him, "so, meet any real bad evildoers at the pearly gates today?" He says to me, "there aren't any bad evildoers! Yeah sure, there were these two guys who everyone SAYS were evil down on earth. There's this girl who identifies as a 'groupie' who said Richard Speck is a real sweetheart! And a Neo-nazi who told me how Hitler was a strong intellectual who did a lot of good for Germany! You, sir, need to understand how life is LIVED!"

See what I mean?

[Kroogah]

OK, enough with the fucking personal attacks. If you're just as old as Cauterize, act your age.

[sliop24]

2 words GLASS JOE!

[emumuumuucowgomoo]

One man came to mind immediately when I saw the title... They call him Glass Joe.

(and his successor Gabby Jay. "Yay!")

Hahaha!

I was thinking that last night, when I was replying to the guy who was talking about unbalanced games. Then I realized that Punch Out isn't exactly a fighting game, so I held off. Also, after the first round, Little Mac himself is quite weak - the only advantage he has is human intelligence.

[emumuumuucowgomoo]

OK, enough with the fucking personal attacks. If you're just as old as Cauterize, act your age.


Don't yell at me, the hostility was started by whoever demeaned and patronized me with the "You, son, need to check out a copy of the Evolution DVD and see how fighting games are PLAYED".

If someone doesn't get me or the tone in which I write - sarcastic but not attacking, flamboyant but not really hostile - then that's their small mindedness, not mine. I'm sick of seeing smart people put down and forced to tone themselves down to relate with people who keep everyone else held back.

Anyway, you're a mod, I'm not, you've got the power (got the Powwww-er, excessive force, serious impact on the flaming wars) - so yes Sir it won't happen again Sir does your controller need dusting or polishing Sir?

[Kroogah]

If you're so far above everyone else, and know so much more, there's no reason to keep the topic open.