View Full Version : If you could find ANOTHER secret sex game...
davepesc
07-20-2005, 09:30 PM
Where would you put it?
Resident Evil? Horror movies always have sex.
Street Fighter? Chun Li vs. Cammy takes on a whole new meaning.
Nowhere! The hidden sex games found so far are just making a bad name for the industry (as if they haven't gotten flak about other stuff already).
If you want sex, go to a porn site.
Phosphor Dot Fossils
07-20-2005, 09:56 PM
ACT I.
THEY MEET.
Now just wait until you see the Act IV intermission! :P
Jibbajaba
07-20-2005, 09:59 PM
Nowhere! The hidden sex games found so far are just making a bad name for the industry (as if they haven't gotten flak about other stuff already).
If you want sex, go to a porn site.
God. What a stick in the mud. :roll:
I say Day of the Tentacle. Seeing Bernard and Hoagie double-team Laverne woudl be priceless!
Chris
Kroogah
07-20-2005, 10:37 PM
ACT I.
THEY MEET.
Now just wait until you see the Act IV intermission! :P
Aaaaand PDF with the game-winning home run!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/TZG/avatar/mariopeach1up.gif
dj898
07-20-2005, 11:14 PM
who need the secret game when you can play the games that deal with SM , b0ndage, and etc. upfront :p
right so don't click here ya? (http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/2282/p10504736ka.jpg)
Phosphor Dot Fossils
07-20-2005, 11:17 PM
One really wonders what part the maniacal-looking bunny plays in the proceedings (upper right).
And then one wishes one hadn't wondered.
:evil:
evildead2099
07-20-2005, 11:29 PM
Nowhere! The hidden sex games found so far are just making a bad name for the industry (as if they haven't gotten flak about other stuff already).
If you want sex, go to a porn site.
That's a very closed attitude toward gaming. How would you like it if movies never matured to the point where depictions of sexuality (although not necessarily pornography) were allowed? Or how about if musicians were never allowed to express controversial and/or explicit messages on their albums?
Gaming is not a phenomenon exclusive to young children. Not all games need to be created to appeal to young children.
Violence does not need to exist in videogames either, but I don't hear you whining about that. You seem to take violence in gaming for granted, because that's how you've always experienced it. Consider what your attitue would be like if you first experienced gaming at a time when society didn't take such a one-sided approach to tolerating violence and sex in games.
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Anyway, I think it'd be amusing if hidden sex mini-games popped up in games by Wisdom Tree (i.e. Sunday Funday, Super Noah's Ark 3D, etc.). :P
dj898
07-20-2005, 11:42 PM
Nowhere! The hidden sex games found so far are just making a bad name for the industry (as if they haven't gotten flak about other stuff already).
If you want sex, go to a porn site.
indeed that's fairly narrow minded view...
as if the game was/is being made for kiddies only... :p
so it's alight to have movies where "real" actors doing it as long as it's x-rated but not so where "virtual" characters doing it in games regardless whether it has AO/X-rating...
game industry is money driven just as much as any other industry...
if sex sells they will create games catering that audiences...
where do you think the porn industry get the fund from?
by the way this is nothing new...
game titles exclusively deal with sexual content have been around since personal computer was introduced in 80s...
maybe not in US though...
Cryomancer
07-20-2005, 11:51 PM
The sex in lesuire suit larry MCL (probably spelling that wrong) should have been a clone of some classic arcade game too.
That game is an example of what AO games should be.
dj898
07-20-2005, 11:55 PM
mate
over hear we got that Leisure Suit Larry got banned 'coz our censoring body thought seeing cartoon titties is too much for our weak and naive(?) mind...
though we can get the same title from NZ without hassle...
Cryomancer
07-20-2005, 11:59 PM
Well, the wide release we got is actually censored (anything other than tits) unless you hack it, there is an uncut AO version but I've yet to see it for sale anywhere.
goatdan
07-20-2005, 11:59 PM
I wouldn't mind playing a sex mini-game, but I wish that it would get more respect than what the GTA one seems to have been.
Just like movies, a sex scene in a game could do a lot to convey the meaning and the emotional attachment of the characters to one anothe. But unlike movies, so far what we have seen is much closer to Beavis and Butthead style sex references, and nothing that has taken it seriously. I have no problems with games like Lesiure Suit Larry or The Guy Game, but at the same time, neither of those are exactly furthing the cinematic quality of games. Give me a game that plays like Headhunter or Metal Gear Solid, bring a reason for it, and I'll be a lot more interested... and it will be effectual, and not just a moment to go, 'huh huh huh... I see her thingies... huh huh huh."
Narrow point of view! Stick in the mud!
How about - GET BENT! You perverts.
SOmeone made a post, I expressed my 'opinion' on the matter. I still stick by it. I see no reason for 'sex' in video games. If I want porn, I'll get a porn flick.
end-of-line (which means that is all I have to say here).
dj898
07-21-2005, 12:11 AM
since when fully clothed virtual character rubbing against another scantly clothed character constitutes as porn?
If so then most of films released should be classified as porn as they depict more than what we seen in the game... o_O
ok then let's have a game where it depicts the life of terrorist who plans/builds/ and goes to detonate the bomb in most effective manner in the big city among civilians... with the bad guys being the police who chase after you... I'm sure no one will object since it will contain almost no sexual content... :p
emumuumuucowgomoo
07-21-2005, 12:16 AM
Nowhere! The hidden sex games found so far are just making a bad name for the industry (as if they haven't gotten flak about other stuff already).
If you want sex, go to a porn site.
You have very upstanding conservative values. Your close minded puritianism sends erotic tingles through my spine! It is all I can do to keep my hands off the sinful lusty alter boys at the local church! The way you incite to near-riot panic-mode makes me shiver and value your opinions! You're a wise sage of our times and you have my vote for political office, sir!
That said...
Hidden sex in game plz
PUNCH OUT.
Or the old Laurel and Hardy game for the C-64. Because, you know, two guys can't be together all the time these days OR ELSE THERE IS OBVIOUSLY LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY ALL OVER THE PLACE.
Ok, I wasn't going to talk about this anymore, but I think I must.
To those who don't like my comment - READ THE TITLE OF THIS POST. It's about 'hidden' porn (sex , whatever you call it) in a game. I personally don't like that, and it has no place in the gaming industry.
Now if you advertise a game as adult and put the rating on it, I have NO PROBLEM with that at all.
Hope this clears up that issue (but it probably won't). Darn narrow minded people... LOL
At least I got someone to laugh at my comments, and he knows who he is...
Griking
07-21-2005, 12:18 AM
Give me an example of the type of game where sex would really add to the gameplay and not just be included for shock value.
I see no reason why sex couldn't be tastefully added to say a role playing game just to show that a relationship exists between two characters. But what's wrong with just showing it in a cut scene without nudity. Wouldn't just showing the characters messing around under a blanket get the point across?. Why does the act need to be fully interactive in order to "Advance the industry"?
Nowhere! The hidden sex games found so far are just making a bad name for the industry (as if they haven't gotten flak about other stuff already).
If you want sex, go to a porn site.
You have very upstanding conservative values. Your close minded puritianism sends erotic tingles through my spine! It is all I can do to keep my hands off the sinful lusty alter boys at the local church! The way you incite to near-riot panic-mode makes me shiver and value your opinions! You're a wise sage of our times and you have my vote for political office, sir!
You'd be surprised at out non-conservative I truly am. It is just some things that make me look that way. I have a tendancy to swing from one end of the spectrum to the other. It's just the way I am.
emumuumuucowgomoo
07-21-2005, 12:22 AM
Nowhere! The hidden sex games found so far are just making a bad name for the industry (as if they haven't gotten flak about other stuff already).
If you want sex, go to a porn site.
You have very upstanding conservative values. Your close minded puritianism sends erotic tingles through my spine! It is all I can do to keep my hands off the sinful lusty alter boys at the local church! The way you incite to near-riot panic-mode makes me shiver and value your opinions! You're a wise sage of our times and you have my vote for political office, sir!
You'd be surprised at out non-conservative I truly am. It is just some things that make me look that way. I have a tendancy to swing from one end of the spectrum to the other. It's just the way I am.
JOHN KERRY REBEL IN DISGUISE!!!
Just curious - what exactly makes you feel this way?
Cryomancer
07-21-2005, 12:23 AM
I think we're taking this thread a little too seriously guys, I'm sure the original poster intended a joking tone.
Give me an example of the type of game where sex would really add to the gameplay and not just be included for shock value.
I see no reason why sex couldn't be tastefully added to say a role playing game just to show that a relationship exists between two characters. But what's wrong with just showing it in a cut scene without nudity. Wouldn't just showing the characters messing around under a blanket get the point acrossed. Why does the act need to be fully interactive in order to "Advance the industry"?
Now here is someone I can agree with! Thanks for the coments Griking...
JOHN KERRY REBEL IN DISGUISE!!!
Just curious - what exactly makes you feel this way?
What way? About hidden sex games? I just don't like them, especially when the game is not rated 'AO'. Did they actually think the stuff would not be found?!
I think we're taking this thread a little too seriously guys, I'm sure the original poster intended a joking tone.
Yes, I probably am - but so are all the others (for the most part). I guess I'll nod out of this post and leave it to others. I've had enough fun already (it's kind of fun pushing folks buttons, without even realizing that you are doing it :evil: ) All I originally did was leave my opinion... then the world exploded!
Cryomancer
07-21-2005, 12:29 AM
That's how it always happens, heh.
GobopopRevisited
07-21-2005, 12:32 AM
Give me an example of the type of game where sex would really add to the gameplay and not just be included for shock value.
I see no reason why sex couldn't be tastefully added to say a role playing game just to show that a relationship exists between two characters. But what's wrong with just showing it in a cut scene without nudity. Wouldn't just showing the characters messing around under a blanket get the point acrossed. Why does the act need to be fully interactive in order to "Advance the industry"?
Now here is someone I can agree with! Thanks for the coments Griking...
Agreed as well... Tasteful depictions of sex to further develope a games story in a cinematic, okay.
dj898
07-21-2005, 12:34 AM
alright I apology if I misunderstood... and i agree putting hidden sexual content with mismatching rating is bad thing...
still I stand by that sexual content, or game deals with sexual acts do have its place... provided it's properly regulated and this rest the responsibility on the parents since kids will find the way to obtain these kind of materials and it's up to parents to control their kids, not the governments or any body else...
if parents cannot do that then they don't deserve to be parents... sadly I've seen way too many such parents in my line of work... :(
njiska
07-21-2005, 01:22 AM
Taseful sex scenes should be to be included in ames for the same reason we include them in movies. It can add to the story and help further the plot. In RPG's you can et married now adays so why not get down? I think we, and by we i mean mature people (maturity is irrelavent of age), could handle that and it would add to the imerrsion. I mean why let people marry and have kids in a game, but cut the sex out in between? Sex is not wrong and it's not obscene. If you have a problem with sex then you have a problem with humanity. Sex, just like violence can be an assest to the immersion.
That being said i don't have a problem with it being added gratuitously for a joke, just not gratutiously just to sell copies. I mean come on how many people would love to see it in DOAX2? lol
one other note here. Mr. emumuumuucowgomoo, if all you have time to do is send immature PM's to folks, 'get a life'. All further attempts to contact me will be ignored. You are a fool!
evildead2099
07-21-2005, 02:17 AM
Give me an example of the type of game where sex would really add to the gameplay and not just be included for shock value.
AND
Just like movies, a sex scene in a game could do a lot to convey the meaning and the emotional attachment of the characters to one anothe. But unlike movies, so far what we have seen is much closer to Beavis and Butthead style sex references, and nothing that has taken it seriously. I have no problems with games like Lesiure Suit Larry or The Guy Game, but at the same time, neither of those are exactly furthing the cinematic quality of games.
I agree with you guys completely. The games that have exploited the taboo of sexuality in videogames to generate sales (BMX XXX and Guy Game, specifically) are trash and give the industry a bad reputation. But, I ask you, why isn't GTA:SA getting at least as bad a reputation for its violence as it is for its sexual MINI-GAME? The majority of the game is based around crime and vice, and yet, it was a brief and hidden sexual encounter that motivated politicians to go that extra step. As many have already pointed out, America has its priorities confused.
Getting back on the topic of sexuality being used in a respectful, warranted, and possibly dignified manner, have you played the original Phantasmagoria? The game's ultra-controversial sexual abuse scene made use of the qualities you brought into question; it showed how a once meaningful and intimate activity could no longer be enjoyed between married partners when they ceased relating to each other on a psychological level. What happens is that the woman's husband becomes posessed by the spirit of an abusive man. Thus, Don (her husband) does not treat her with the kindness and understanding that she is used to reciving, and so she urges him to discontinue making love to her. He ignore her, and after he gets rough with her against her will, the scene ends with him frustrated and her breaking down in tears. It is by no means a glorification of sexual abuse - quite the opposite. It demonstrates the importance of consent and a mutual respect between the partners for sexual activity to be meaningful. Phantasmagoria used sexuality is a very artistic, dignified manner. Alas, the game was banned from conservative stores like Wal-Mart as well as puritanical countries like Australia without any consideration to the message that the game's sexual content actually conveyed.
(By the way, Phantasmagoria did not depict any actual nudity; the focus of the scene is on the faces of the characters and their emotional response to the actions that one forces upon the other)
dj898
07-21-2005, 02:42 AM
Alas, the game was banned from conservative stores like Wal-Mart as well as puritanical countries like Australia without any consideration to the message that the game's sexual content actually conveyed.
(By the way, Phantasmagoria did not depict any actual nudity; the focus of the scene is on the faces of the characters and their emotional response to the actions that one forces upon the other)
he he I have one of few that slipped through at that time...
I was helping out a importer that brought few sample copies but after it was refused the classification - meaning banned here - we took the remaining sample copy to ourselves...
man I haven't took that one out for ages...
SoulBlazer
07-21-2005, 03:16 AM
It was'nt just the first game that had sex (and used it to convey two very important scenes in the game) -- the sequel had two scenes as well, also at different points in the game that conveyed entirly different things.
I also agree with Griking and Goatdan -- there are MANY cases where sex could be used in a 'tastefull' way in order to advance a game, explain a story, etc. It's just too bad that our country is to damn purtical and stuck in the mud that we can't seem to accept sex at all.
Oh, and you can buy the AO version of LSL from Sierra's website and download it from there. I did. :D
evildead2099
07-21-2005, 04:00 AM
you can buy the AO version of LSL from Sierra's website and download it from there. I did. :D
What happens if your internet connection goes down before the download completes, or if the download just cancels out for some inexplicable reason? How can Sierra assure you of a full and functional download? I guess my question pertains to the way that things like iTunes work as well.
I haven't played Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of Flesh. How can you account for the way that sexuality is used in that game, as compared to how it's used in the origianal? I know little about P2:APoF except that it supposedly explores S&M and homosexuality at some point throughout its course.
SoulBlazer
07-21-2005, 04:37 AM
Well, regarding LSL, once you pay for the game online (it's a little cheaper then retail, $30), you have so long that you can download the game for. In other words, a period of time in which you can enter the information you get when you buy the game with a CC and download it. I believe it's 30 days. Almost every company does that with downloadable games these days.
As for Phantasmagoria 2 -- it's been a few years since I last played it, you may want to read a FAQ for more info, but the main plot of the game is that you play a normal guy who has a girlfriend and a job and a aprtment, etc., but suddenly has some weird stuff happening to him, like dreams and what not. (The game was made during the FMV craze, but all of the game is shot like a movie, with clips and what not, and VERY good looking. Also VERY expensive to make, from what I heard). The game is played out in the course of days, and during the game you meet several new people, such as a new co-worker at work who tempts you to ditch your current loving GF and join her at a S & M club.
The first sex scene takes place at the end of day one, as your girlfriend comes over to your apartment after the day is over. It's a slow, sensual scene, with rain outside, and it conveys how carring the couple is to one another. It's more making love then anything else, and it communicates how they feel about each other very well.
The second sex scene takes place later in the game, several days in, with your new flame from work at the S & M club. Total oppoiste here. It's fast, furious, and hard sex. No love at all here, or carring for that matter -- just two people going at it. Again, it communicates a lot quite well and adds to what is going on in the game.
Games like that are good examples of where sex has been used to help with the gameplay.
Lothars
07-21-2005, 06:03 AM
I agree with all you guys, especially the fact that yeah that if done right than it's ok but it does depend on how it's done.
Flack
07-21-2005, 08:38 AM
Wow, this thread took a nose dive? C'mon guys, have a little fun! Here's games I'd like to see hidden sex scenes in.
Donkey Kong -- win the game, and have your way with Pauline. Lose, and watch her and Donkey Kong get it on like ... well, Donkey Kong.
Dragon's Lair -- "Save me!" I'll do more than that after I kill this dragon! If you've never done it on a stack of gold pieces before ... DIVINE.
Crash Bandicoot -- Mainly just because I want to find out how Bandicoots do it.
Dino Crisis -- hey, birds do it, bees do it, T-Rexes do it.
Bucky O'Hare -- the best way for a rabbit to earn an extra man is to make one. Mrs. O'Hare goes along for the ride on this humpin' adventure.
Griking
07-21-2005, 09:06 AM
Taseful sex scenes should be to be included in ames for the same reason we include them in movies. It can add to the story and help further the plot.
Lets be honest here I thik that maybe 5% of the sex scenes in today's movies are really necessary to actually advance a story line or plot and the other 95% are just just thrown because Hollywood believes that all men demand to see actresses's T&A
In RPG's you can et married now adays so why not get down? I think we, and by we i mean mature people (maturity is irrelavent of age), could handle that and it would add to the imerrsion.
What exactly are you looking for when you say "get down"? Are you looking to control the thrusts and things like that? My point it, how do you make sex part of the actual gameplay without turning it into porn?
l_lamb
07-21-2005, 01:48 PM
ACT I.
THEY MEET.
Now just wait until you see the Act IV intermission! :P
Act IV would be after the baby, so I guess the've gained weight and bought a mini-van?
stuffedmonkey
07-21-2005, 02:11 PM
Pokemon Bukkake Edition - Everyone starts as Squirtle!
Lord_Magus
07-21-2005, 02:12 PM
I agree, seems like this thread took a wrong turn somewhere... So just to get things back on track:
Super Mario Brothers secret ending! (http://www.ind.ntou.edu.tw/~winman/funny.swf)
(and Mods, if you deem the above animation inappropriate in any way, feel free to edit it out :))
stuffedmonkey
07-21-2005, 03:53 PM
Donkey Punch Country - seems like a normal game, but watch out for the suprise ending!
evildead2099
07-21-2005, 04:17 PM
Super Mario Brothers secret ending! (http://www.ind.ntou.edu.tw/~winman/funny.swf)
(and Mods, if you deem the above animation inappropriate in any way, feel free to edit it out :))
I think that's hilarious! Thanks for the link, mate
Chuplayer
07-21-2005, 07:25 PM
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball. OMG. I would never stop playing DOAX if it had a sex game. Imagine all of the sex you could have in that game. Also, to keep things from getting mundane, they should put the guys in there so they can fuck the girls. Even though lesbian sex is great, I'd like to see Kasumi riding teh cawk.
njiska
07-21-2005, 10:41 PM
Lets be honest here I thik that maybe 5% of the sex scenes in today's movies are really necessary to actually advance a story line or plot and the other 95% are just just thrown because Hollywood believes that all men demand to see actresses's T&A
Hell yes i demand to see t&a!! Actually i don't but i do realize it's a problem. All the same i think it can still be used effectively.
What exactly are you looking for when you say "get down"? Are you looking to control the thrusts and things like that? My point it, how do you make sex part of the actual gameplay without turning it into porn?
The big difference between porn and art is intent. So i don't know where you draw the line.
scooterb23
07-22-2005, 12:19 AM
PaRappa the Rapper - One, Two, you know what to do. Three , four let's do it on the floor...
Tiger Woods Golf - Ooh, looks like he hit that one into the bush, yes, I believe he is going with a wood here...and it's in the hole!! And now Tiger steps onto the course...
Ico - ummm...ok, let's not go there
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker - there either.
and finally...
Sonic the Hedgehog - and you just thought he ran fast.
Slave to the Parasites
07-22-2005, 09:14 PM
I'd put it in the next Zelda game.
It would be called 'You've just been Linked!'
emumuumuucowgomoo
07-22-2005, 10:12 PM
I'd put it in the next Zelda game.
It would be called 'You've just been Linked!'
How about a retro "Greatest Hits" version, like Final Fantasy Chronicles, with sexual elements in the ending if you finish on 5 hearts or less?
Zelda: The Pornocopia of Time.
Zelda: The Sin Maker.
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Ass.
Zelda: The Boner of Link.