View Full Version : Gayest videogame of all time?
Wavelflack
01-18-2003, 12:54 AM
Please include rationale and supporting screenshots, when available.
My vote?
Tumblepop--
For pete's sake, look at the cutscenes!!
http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/wavel/tp1.jpg
http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/wavel/tp2.jpg\
WiseSalesman
01-18-2003, 01:15 AM
X_x
you win
Wavelflack
01-18-2003, 01:19 AM
Look here, about 1/3rd down the page, for more on the TumblePop story...
http://www.geocities.com/wavelflackdust/The_Wavelflack_Archive_page5.html
buttasuperb
01-18-2003, 01:45 AM
haha, that's lexicon and sothy's favorite game.
Wavelflack
01-18-2003, 01:54 AM
Heehee! Well, it IS fun...but you have to wonder about it. I'm surprised it doesn't have a custom stick. Maybe they could make a compilation disc with Tumblepop, Rainbow Islands, and San Francisco Rush?
"PACKED WITH EXCITING GAMEPLAY"
Perhaps a mail in offer for Seaman as well?
:)
CrazyImpmon
01-18-2003, 02:46 AM
I give up, that game wins. Unless there's an actual gay porn game that I don't know. LOL
Lexicon
01-18-2003, 02:59 AM
Burn in hell butta!!!!!
Not only does butta have to overcompensate for his lack of penis size by always posting pictures of big breasted women, but now he has to stoop to trying to accuse me of sleeping with his man. I told you butta, Sothy and are I are just friends, I have a woman and Sothy's your man.
Bratwurst
01-18-2003, 03:14 AM
Gentlemen! I give you: Cho Aniki - Bakuretsu Rantou Hen.
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=38
Quazick
01-18-2003, 03:18 AM
If by gay you mean homosexual I'd have to go with Fear Effect 2....
Hot steamy lesbian ... errm.
Well you get the point.
Atari7800
01-18-2003, 07:57 AM
hey waveflack... whoever drew those cartoons cant draw worth a crap, but they sure are funny! i auctuually laughed out loud and burped out coffee. thanks!
Wavelflack
01-18-2003, 10:34 AM
The artists in question is myself. Thanks!
Yes, they could be drawn better, but they were (literally) 30 second jobs. My cousin (who drew the "When Mario meets Kirby" one) and I would each grab a notepad and a pen, then proceed to try to crack each other up. Since we drew on a common base of knowledge, and had nearly identical modes of thinking, you had to draw your idea before the other guy thought of the same thing.
Dobie
01-18-2003, 10:47 AM
My vote goes to Ring King for the NES. If you check out what's going on between rounds, its definitely more than just a pep-talk.
http://www.classicgaming.com/blackeyesoftware/pr0n/images/ringking.gif
Raedon
01-18-2003, 11:12 AM
heh.. that is pretty gay..
http://www.somethingawful.com/rompit/choaniki/worstgameever.gif
ManekiNeko
01-18-2003, 01:48 PM
Heh, there's a whole line of Cho Aniki games, so they obviously have a following even in the infamously conservative Japan.
People have questioned the sexual orientation of the stars of Altered Beast. They're big beefy men who rip off their clothes when they grab power ups. Also, I'm wondering about Kirby, because it sure looks like he's getting some when he meets the cat in Kirby's Dream Land 3.
JR
kainemaxwell
01-18-2003, 02:25 PM
Don't forget your old avatar of Kirby humping that raccoon or whatever it was.
Wavelflack
01-18-2003, 05:17 PM
Did someone say "Kirby"?
http://www.geocities.com/wavelflackdust/mariokirby.jpg
hamburgler
01-18-2003, 06:58 PM
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Quazick
01-18-2003, 07:03 PM
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hamburgler
01-18-2003, 07:08 PM
Sorry if i'm doing that if you mind. >:( oh yeah,I already read this post so stop being very stupid,Quazick.I don't have the time to argue with you. >:(
Queen Of The Felines
01-18-2003, 07:16 PM
Quazick/Michael/Plank/Cannan/Whatever, grow up, you get annoyed at things waaaaay too easily.
I vote for Fear Effect 2 myself. Yow. X_x
Kristine
Quazick
01-18-2003, 07:33 PM
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maxlords
01-18-2003, 07:38 PM
*Smacks Quazick for abusing QoF* I vote for Ai Cho Aniki for the Duo...it's a shooter with two overmuscled guys in thongs that squirt white fluid out of their armpits as a weapon and do a special ballerina twirling attack for their special weapon. You fight stuff like bent over butts and whatnot too..... *shiver*
Queen Of The Felines
01-18-2003, 07:43 PM
Ah Michael, you're quite the mature 14 year-old. I'm impressed. Really.
Anywhoo...
Which was the shooter that EGM kept talking about for the PSX? Was that another Cho Aniki game?
Kristine
hamburgler
01-18-2003, 07:47 PM
yep that is the game that egm was talking about in there book,QoF. They mentioned a arcade simulator where a person who played the game would stick something in there butt.To me,that is the sickest,Perveted thing ever.
Lexicon
01-18-2003, 08:27 PM
How to be an ass:
1. post random inflammatory messages everytime someone posts anything.
2. defend that post with a senseless, rude comment on whoever calls you out about it.
3. Repeat
For further reference refer to all posts by Quazick.
Kid Fenris
01-19-2003, 01:01 AM
It seems that Choaniki takes the top spot, with Tumblepop coming in second, and Fear Effect 2 getting a nod for its lesbian quotient. And since our discussion has segued into that topic, I'd just like to point out that Xenosaga might oust Fear Effect 2 from its innuendo-laden place of honor.
http://www.kidfenris.com/xenosagaposter.jpg
Yeah, KOS-MOS is a robot, but tell me that image isn't thick with suggestion.
Arqueologia_Digital
02-02-2003, 06:16 PM
Yes, i like Tumble pop, but itīs very very GAY....