View Full Version : Is Bomberman a terrorist?
njiska
08-05-2005, 04:28 PM
I was sitting back the other day, reading over all the news posts on Jack Thompson and the Sims is a pedophile and i got to thinking, "This is ludicris, but i bet i can do better." Thus i came up with this:
Bomberman, The Terrorist Simulator.
Think about it. All he does is plant bomb which he uses to kill and destroy things.
So that's me, but what can you fine creative people come up with? Stretch as far as you want because just like with Jack's claims, logic need not apply.
evil_genius
08-05-2005, 04:35 PM
I remember reading something that MArio was a communist.
tuxedojoe
08-05-2005, 04:44 PM
I remember reading something that MArio was a communist.
No, Mario is an Italian/Japanese guy who hates Germans (notice how all the bad-guys have german names in SMB... :D)
Anyways, on to Bomberman. Sure, he plants bombs, but in no way could anyone use a Bomberman game to plan out a terrorist bombing. The prime reason is that of realism. GTA and the Sims are made to be as realistic as possible. People can relate to a realistic world (one that simulates actual life) much easier than they can relate to one of fantasy (such as Bomberman).
njiska
08-05-2005, 04:49 PM
I remember reading something that MArio was a communist.
No, Mario is an Italian/Japanese guy who hates Germans (notice how all the bad-guys have german names in SMB... :D)
Anyways, on to Bomberman. Sure, he plants bombs, but in no way could anyone use a Bomberman game to plan out a terrorist bombing. The prime reason is that of realism. GTA and the Sims are made to be as realistic as possible. People can relate to a realistic world (one that simulates actual life) much easier than they can relate to one of fantasy (such as Bomberman).
Hey i'm just joking around ok. I just wanted to poke fun at the ludicrious of this whole big thing and how far it could go. Just try ignore logic. Remember doom is a killing simulator.
tuxedojoe
08-05-2005, 04:51 PM
I remember reading something that MArio was a communist.
No, Mario is an Italian/Japanese guy who hates Germans (notice how all the bad-guys have german names in SMB... :D)
Anyways, on to Bomberman. Sure, he plants bombs, but in no way could anyone use a Bomberman game to plan out a terrorist bombing. The prime reason is that of realism. GTA and the Sims are made to be as realistic as possible. People can relate to a realistic world (one that simulates actual life) much easier than they can relate to one of fantasy (such as Bomberman).
Hey i'm just joking around ok. I just wanted to poke fun at the ludicrious of this whole big thing and how far it could go. Just try ignore logic. Remember doom is a killing simulator.
I suppose I should've guessed that you were joking... but one can never be sure, especially on message boards.. :)
SlicktheZombie
08-05-2005, 04:52 PM
Off-topic: Ludicrous is a word, Ludicris is a music artist. Which enemy names in SMB are German?
On-Topic: Bomberman is a little cartoon character that kills little cartoon creatures with cartoon bombs. I don't see how he could be a terrorist if he's so cartoony and cute. But there is a dark side to us all... :eek 2:
Slimedog
08-05-2005, 05:10 PM
Well, Kirby is pretty much the spawn of satan. Aside from being a blatent homosexual and preverting the minds of our children with his constant "sucking" and "swallowing" he also commits several deadly sins:
Gluttony - He eats everything in sight.
Envy - He covets his enemies powers.
Sloth - He's a little on the pudgy side.
I'm pretty sure his games are also "murder simulators" because he kills lots of things.
Disclaimer: I'm joking.
suckerpunch5
08-05-2005, 05:19 PM
Yoshi is also quite glutonous, and helps to promote the accpetance of beastiality, with Mario "riding" him everywhere.
njiska
08-05-2005, 05:31 PM
Off-topic: Ludicrous is a word, Ludicris is a music artist. Which enemy names in SMB are German?
On-Topic: Bomberman is a little cartoon character that kills little cartoon creatures with cartoon bombs. I don't see how he could be a terrorist if he's so cartoony and cute. But there is a dark side to us all... :eek 2:
Ok my spelling sucks when i'm getting yelled while posting. My bad.
Yoshi is also quite glutonous, and helps to promote the accpetance of beastiality, with Mario "riding" him everywhere.
Well that's just "implied". But more importantly you're forgetting the obvious appauling animal abuse. Look closely at mario's fist and yoshi's head when you press Y.
Slimedog
08-05-2005, 05:41 PM
Yoshi is also quite glutonous, and helps to promote the accpetance of beastiality, with Mario "riding" him everywhere.
Well, bestiality has actually improved since the 8 bit days. When I think of that poor dolphin in Battle of Olympus...
Luigi embodies the pussification of the American male. Skinny, cowardly, silent, passive, he is truly a slave to the evil feminazi conspiracy which has been ruining white male's lives over these past three decades.
MrSmiley381
08-05-2005, 06:12 PM
Bomberman is the #1 game I will never, ever take on a plane. Fucking EVER. I really don't want to have to explain why I have anything doing with bombs to some burly man with a white glove whose favorite words are "cavity search."
Drug Wars makes you into a drug dealer. One with a banana gun, too.
Castlevania makes people into whip-wielding dominatrixes.
Hentai games make you a pedophile.
Metal Gear makes you sneak up and try to kill people (Actually, I sneak up and grab people by the neck all the time).
Capcom/SNK games makes young children of today shoot projectiles, drink sake, and make stupid-ass plots involving ressurrecting evil guys and crashing big space-stations into Earth.
Haoie
08-05-2005, 06:19 PM
Mario, as a red revolutionary, endeavours to overthrow the oppressive Koopa regime.
tuxedojoe
08-05-2005, 06:32 PM
Which enemy names in SMB are German?
Goomba, Bowser, Koopa... the list goes on.
Yamazaki
08-06-2005, 04:56 AM
Ever seen an WW2-Movie with guys like SS-Unteroffizier Goomba? Rottenführer Bowser? Reichsmarschall Koopa??
me neither...
daynum
08-06-2005, 05:28 AM
Mario is totally a communist. Proof:
http://www.aethiamud.org/communist_mario/
GarrettCRW
08-06-2005, 05:44 AM
Most video games feature one person (or a group of people) rising up against a greater power that can righteously kick their ass (and in some cases, *cough*Phantasy Star*cough*, features the hero taking down a villain with legitimate power). Many would consider this subtext to be bad. (Including a certain national government that I won't mention, so as to protect the guilty.)
tuxedojoe
08-06-2005, 06:15 AM
Ever seen an WW2-Movie with guys like SS-Unteroffizier Goomba? Rottenführer Bowser? Reichsmarschall Koopa??
me neither...
common... they sorta sound german... sorta kinda. maybe not. meh. never mind.
EDIT: 300 posts. woot.
anagrama
08-06-2005, 08:10 AM
He's a freedom fighter.
BrokenFlight
08-06-2005, 08:32 AM
Paperboy is a blatant vandal
Lothars
08-06-2005, 11:30 AM
yeah I agree paperboy they should ban that game, he vandalized house and everything the nerve of the creators of the game
but honestly I can't believe all these damn politicians that want to ban every game, stupid idiots they are.
Gemini-Phoenix
08-06-2005, 02:43 PM
Is eating a poisonous blowfish classed as suicide???
Technically, no, he isn't a terrorist, and neither is any member of his family, as they don't go around blowing up buildings or mindlessly killing hoards of people.
I would say he is just a bomb-addict. A bit like a graffiti artist, or pyromanic, but with bombs.
In all effect, he is a "Demolition expert" ~ I would also say he is into beastiality, as he does some very questionable things with those Louie's... :/
weirdguy
08-06-2005, 03:06 PM
isn`t there is a DC JP game where you have to plant bomb in a building to make it collapse ?
Veepa
08-06-2005, 03:17 PM
Mario is totally a communist. Proof:
http://www.aethiamud.org/communist_mario/
Why do they say that it's a peace symbol on the flag that you drop? It's clearly a skull, and nothing else.
Gemini-Phoenix
08-06-2005, 03:50 PM
Mario is totally a communist. Proof:
http://www.aethiamud.org/communist_mario/
Why do they say that it's a peace symbol on the flag that you drop? It's clearly a skull, and nothing else.
I think it is supposed to be a mushroom. It's the fact that the game resolution back in those days was so crap, it isn't very clear.
Funny that the author of the site can't even spell "Charade"
BrokenFlight
08-06-2005, 04:01 PM
That's more of a Mercedes tristar than a peace symbol
This is a real peace symbol
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4516/peacesymbol37yu.gif
So the Mushroom Kingdom is actually Detroit? Does that make Mario a radical enviromentalist? Also, "goomba" is slang for a certain type of ethnic stereotype popularly seen on "The Sopranos". Nintendo is so racist!
fpstream
08-07-2005, 11:44 PM
So is Bomberman Irish or Muslim? Start stereotypical discussion... now.
evildead2099
08-08-2005, 04:43 AM
STOP GIVING JACK THOMPSON IDEAS. x_x
njiska
08-08-2005, 03:20 PM
So is Bomberman Irish or Muslim? Start stereotypical discussion... now.
Clearly he's irish. I mean he's not a suicide bomber. Plus he doesn't look like a muslim. Although he does have that big round thing on his head.
MrSmiley381
08-08-2005, 05:24 PM
Yeah, I remember hearing the goomba thing before. Isn't it the equivalent of a pimp?
SlicktheZombie
08-08-2005, 06:19 PM
A goomba is an Italian slang word for a thug or a lackey. Someone that does someone else's bidding. Kind of like how the Goombas do King Bowser's bidding. Get it now?