This guy has a grudge!

[Britboy]

Boy, why ruin it before selling it? But he's got a bid!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3000798163&category=27244

[Kid Fenris]

The seller's other current auction is for a half-empty box of cereal. We're dealing with the cream of eBay society here.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=2906769470

Frankly, I find the title misleading. Shouldn't the box be half-eaten, and not the cereal?