The Cheezest game name u can think of.

[Dunken Drogen]

I have 2 say shadow of destiny.

[Leroy]

Final Fantasy Ten Two.

[Dunken Drogen]

Final Fantasy Ten Two.
lol

[chrisbid]

Mr Nutz
Revengers of Vengence
DJ Boy
TNN Hardcore Heat
Squeeze Box
Dynamite Cop
Woody Pop
Funny World & Balloon Boy
Kung Food

[sleepycal]

Tooth Invaders for the Commodore 64.

Mouse Trap. ;)

[Jumpman Jr.]

The ones that come to mind are the games that are made purely for marketing purposes. Something like Kool-Aid Man I guess.

[davidleeroth]

I've never heard of this cheezest thing you mentioned but Cheesy is about as cheesy as it can get.

[Slimedog]

Rex Ronan Experimental Surgeon
La Pucelle Tactics
Hey You! Picachu!
Space Jockey
Seaman
Largo Winch.// Commando SAR

[eightbitonline]

Totally Rad!
Rad Gravity! in the Alien Asylum!

any game that uses an exclamation point within its proper name.

[chrisbid]

any game that uses an exclamation point within its proper name.

even Punchout!! ?

i would have to disagree :eek 2:

[hobbes13]

Amazing Island
Adventure Island

'nuff said

[Joker T]

Artic Thunder
Spy Fiction
Smashing Drive
Herdy Gerdy

no to mention these are also the worst games I have ever played

[Cmosfm]

Chester Cheetah: Too Cool To Fool

'cause we all know that Cheetos are the Cheeziest!

[Famicoman]

For the TRS 80, Asylum

[PDorr3]

Two Crude Dudes
Earthworm Jim (cmon you know it sounds stupid)

[8bit4life]

Bad Dudes - its up for cheesiest story too...

[cowmando6]

Harley's Humongous Adventure for SNES and Wild Woody for Sega CD.

[9c1lt1]

Yo Noid

[vintagegamecrazy]

Ninja Golf
Lemmings Paintball
Pyst
I want My Mommy
Toilet Kids
Mother
Tagin Dragon
Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu
Donkey Kong
Monkey Dong
Growl
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
Revenge Of The Beefsteak Tomatos

[Ackman]

Mighty Bomb Jack
Trio the Punch never forget me
Go go Mr Yamaguchi
Bloody Roar 2 Bringer of the new Age

[googlefest1]

I have to go with tooth invaders

i frelling hated this game -- when i was a kid my sister played this game all the time - i hated the game, the idea, and the fact there could have been another cool game im our dismal C64 collection, but no, she freking had to pick a game about brushing teeth!!

[The_4th_Survivor]

I've got a few:

Now, I'm not saying that some of the games listed below are bad, some of them are actually quite good and very fun to play. I'm just saying that they have some really lame sounding titles, that's all.



Mr. Mosquito
Heiankyo Alien

Super Great Brother - Legend Of The Holy Protein (Japanese name-Choaniki Seinaru Protein Densetsu)

Toilet Kids (Any game with the word 'toilet' has got to be a nominee for a 'Lame Title' award)

Toki-Going Ape Spit
Nintendogs

Elevator Action (What kind of action do they mean?) :P

Dokapon Monster Hunter
Hooters Road Trip

Bravoman (Japanese name- Beraboh Man)

Kickle Cubicle
Final Fight
Magic Sword
Rastan Saga II

Resident Evil (dare I say it, but this one sounds like a B-movie title, dont you think?) LOL

Ultimate Muscle - The Path Of The Super Hero

Strip Fighter
Martial Champions

Silent Scope (Great game, but how the hell can a scope be silent?)

Punch Mania
Sonic Blast Man
Captain Commando
Tak and the Power of Juju
Abadox
Kickmaster
Black Hole Assault
Barbie Horse Adventures - Mystery Ride

Beat Em' & Eat Em' (no explantion needed, due to the nature of the game.) LOL

(I know I'm gonna' get some flack about the following titles, but c'mon, they do sound kinda' lame, don't they?)

Metal Gear Solid

Metal Gear Solid 3 - Snake Eater
Gotta' love that tag line. Hidden innuendos abound. LOL

Metal Gear Solid 3 - Subsistence

Kojima must be the one choosing these 'barely used in every day conversational English' words. Can you ever think of a time that you used the word "subsistence" in a normal, every day conversation?

Final Fantasy -

Apparently, Square made so many sequels, side stories and spin-offs, that the Final Fantasy series will never have a "Final" Fantasy, especially since there are legions of fanboys and fangirls who implement the essence of Final Fantasy into their daily lives, living, breathing and excreting anything and everything related to "Final Fantasy". Plus, if you're an unlucky soul who talks bad about their beloved game series (most likely to be the more profound titles like VII, X or X-2) or a specific character (You said what about Aeris? What was that quip about Sephiroth's hair? *gasps in shock* O_O ) you'll be flamed, insulted, possibly hexed and ultimately ignored by the aformentioned fanboys and fangirls.

[Nez]

Chester Cheetah: Too Cool To Fool

'cause we all know that Cheetos are the Cheeziest!

Damn you beat me. Oh well in second place Chester Cheetah: Wild Wild Quest .

[TheRedEye]

Bad Dudes - its up for cheesiest story too...

Thread's over, 8bit4life for the win!

[SlayerOfFurbies]

i would have to say pepsiman LOL

something about a running, jumping and on rails game that screams goat cheese :evil:

Fun but still cheesy

[Ruudos]

Totally Rad!
Rad Gravity! in the Alien Asylum!

any game that uses an exclamation point within its proper name.

It's "Dash Galaxy in the Alien Asylum" and "The Adventures of Rad Gravity". I don't about the exclamation points, but I'm sure Rda Gravity doesn't have it. Great game.

[Push Upstairs]

FFX-2

I only played the very begining but it was enought to know that game is 100% Dairy CHEESE!

&

DOA: XVB

As soon as i selected the "posing by the pool" option i couldnt stop laughing. LOL

[Leroy]

Tube Sliders

http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=916256

[Dunken Drogen]

Time crisis: crisis zone,
cool boarders
breakdown
wrath unleashed
crave
atv quad power racing 2
g-police weapons of justice
warzone 2100
Jade Cocoon
powerspike pro beach volleyball
mort the chicken
Ehrgeiz
Syphon Filter: The omega strain
tiny tank
3xtreme
Chaos Gate
Heavy Gear 2
Kinsley's Quest
Tigger's Honey Hunt
Thrasher: Skate and Destroy
winback
Okage: Shadow king
Blasto
ultimate 8 ball
NFL XTreme


thanks for your posts!

[Nirvana]

Bad Dudes. I mean, why would Ninjas kidnap the president, and why would I have to be a bad enough dude to save him? Can't I be a slightly above average troublemaker to save him?

[pragmatic insanester]

TITLES, PEOPLE. NOT PLOTS!

here's a game i bought today: Death Brade

[davepesc]

I would have mentioned the Chee-tos, but since that's out of the way, how about:

Greendog the Surfer Dude
Cool Spot
Bubsy
Awesome Possum

[qbertandernie]

c'mon you guys!!!

didnt any of you ever see the game advertisement that stated

"hey punk? are you TUFF E NUFF?"

TUFF E NUFF has got to be the worst ever...that and Totally Rad! which was already metioned.

[sabre2922]

GTA: San Andreas :evil: simply because Im sick of hearing about the fucking game :deadhorse:

[evildead2099]

Final Fantasy Ten Two

CarnEvil (What do you say? Cheesy or not?)

Illbleed

Gran Tourismo

Super Street Fighter II (Not to mention it's "Turbo" upgrade)

Sonic Spinball

[CullJeff]

Puss 'n' Boots

[InsaneDavid]

SCUD Race

Known as Sega Super GT in the US, I know it stands for Sports Car Ulitmate Drive (heck, the marquee picture at KLOV was submitted by me) but come on! SCUD Race? Sounds like some tactical doomsday game or something.

[Promophile]

Speedy Gonzales Cheese Catastrophe for Gamegear!

[NESaholic]

-Chubby Cherub
-Alfred Chicken
-Bible Adventures

[evildead2099]

Sunday Funday

[Yago]

Anyone owning an Amiga knows that along with a great system came some good and bad games with retarded names. The Amiga has an endless archive of oddly named games.

Aargh!
Jimmy White's Whirlwind Snooker
Awesome
Windsurf Willy
Australopiticus Mechanicus (Huh?)
Wiz 'N' Liz
Rockstar Ate My Hamster
The Saddam Husein Game (No Joke, a real game)
Ugh!
Ork

And the best one goes too:

Chuckie Egg 2 - Chockie Egg

[Dunken Drogen]

If you can find the word extreme in any game put it here, like: 2xetreme, or just xtreme! I meantioned 3xetreme, in my long post. :D Oh yeah and panty raiders.

[Crush Crawfish]

Extreme skydiving
Defenders of da hood
Lord of the sword
Revengers of vengeance
King of Kings
TUFF E NUFF
Zombies ate my neighbors

[suppafly]

Totally Rad!
Rad Gravity! in the Alien Asylum!

any game that uses an exclamation point within its proper name.

Wasnt it "dash galaxy in the alien asylum?

Anyway, my vote goes for Thrilla Gorilla´s surfari

[rbudrick]

Puss 'n' Boots

Yeah, but that's based on an old story of the same name.

Now, for the drumroll, cheese, er, please:

Arcade: Cheese Chase
Arcade: Chuck E. Cheese's Coloring Book
Arcade: Chuck E. Cheese's Memory Match
Arcade : Double Cheese
GG, Genesis, Master System:Cheese Cat-astrophe w/ Speedy Gonzales
PS1: Cheesy

That is all.

Rob

[Mog_the_Destroyer]

Come on nobody said:

Boogerman:A Pick and Flick Adventure

[Griking]

Totally Rad!
Rad Gravity! in the Alien Asylum!

any game that uses an exclamation point within its proper name.


I guess that includes every Odyssey 2 game then. LOL

My vote goes towards Bad Dudes

[WiseSalesman]

NOBODY mentioned "Tanks for the Memories"? I think I've lost my faith in all of you.

By the way, if anyone knows where I can get that game on the cheap.....I don't even own the system to play it but I'm in the market for it just because I love the title so much.

[diskoboy]

Zzyzzyxx (Cinematronics - arcade)

I mean really.... How the hell do you even pronounce this game?

and Jet Grind Radio.

Why didn't Sega stick with Jet SET Radio? "Grind" sounds absolutely retarted.

[rbudrick]

Zye Zicks is the pronunciation, I believe.

-Rob

[diskoboy]

Zye Zicks is the pronunciation, I believe.

-Rob

Oh well.. I just want whatever they were smoking when they came up with that name... I'd bet it was some good s*@!.

[WiseSalesman]

Zzyzzyxx (Cinematronics - arcade)

I mean really.... How the hell do you even pronounce this game?

and Jet Grind Radio.

Why didn't Sega stick with Jet SET Radio? "Grind" sounds absolutely retarted.

Jet Set Radio sounds just as retarded, and makes about as much sense, if you ask me.

[esquire]

Some of the cheesiest game names had to come during the age of FMV games, especially for the Sega CD and 3DO. For some of these games I think they literally used a random word generator. Take for instance:

Loadstar: The Legend of Tully Bodine
Adventures of Willy Beamish
Revengers of Vengeance
Johnny Bazookatone
Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise

and of course eveyone's favorite, Plumber's Don't Wear Ties.

Some other cheesy game names:
Rolo to th Rescue - Genesis
No One Can Stop Mr. Domino - PS1
It's Mr. Pants - GBA

[Damion]

Chester Cheetah: Too Cool To Fool

'cause we all know that Cheetos are the Cheeziest!

Thats excatly what I was going to say LOL

[stonecutter]

I was surprised to see it took so long for Boogerman.

Also, what about Norm's Beach babe o'rama or whatever the exact name is...

[Tron 2.0]

Arcade
K'roozer
Flicky
Pooyan
Bump'n'Jump
Cliff Hanger

[Icarus Moonsight]

Off the top the the ol' noggin here (I may repeat something from a previous post though)

Bible Buffet
It's Mr. Pants
Captain Skyhawk (always screamed B-movie title to me)
Ghoul School
That's So Raven (burn in hell Cosby bitch!)

There are many more that my mind won't allow me access to at this time... But, for the record, it was totally cheesey how many sequels to Street Fighter 2 were made before the logical increment to 3.

[evil_genius]

Chester Cheetah Too Cool to Fool. Spokescheetah for cheesy poofs or whatever.

edit:: seems like someone said the good one before me. sigh.