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segarocks30
08-19-2005, 11:51 PM
I think in an upset Q*Bert will win.Hes much faster.

MegaDrive20XX
08-20-2005, 12:04 AM
Kirby, he will spit out that jumpin orange punk in a heart beat.

Speaking of who can run faster...Remember in "Kirby SuperStar?" You have to race against King Dedede? I think that answers the question easily.

SlayerOfFurbies
08-20-2005, 01:21 AM
Q-Bert would squash Kirby's namby pamby pink ass! :evil:

DTJAAAAMJSLM
08-20-2005, 02:01 AM
Kirby, he has a wider and more powerful arsenal of abilities.

Poofta!
08-20-2005, 02:30 AM
obviousely kirby, remember: Anything you can do, he can do better.

kirby has the unique and evil ability of taking YOUR ABILITY! weee! plus he can fly! fly!!! COWS!
MOOOOO
THE SQUIRRELS ARE COMING. do you wanna see me pull a tapeworm out of my ass? candy corn.

Slimedog
08-20-2005, 03:19 AM
Its kind of a mismatch since Q*Bert doesn't have an offensive abliities. He could jump on a disk and hope Kirby commits suicide, but since Kriby can fly its really a hard sell. I guess even if he loses, Q*Bert can swear at him.

Lothars
08-20-2005, 06:11 AM
I think Kirby he would be like mmm...qbert

Jumpman Jr.
08-20-2005, 08:04 AM
Its kind of a mismatch since Q*Bert doesn't have an offensive abliities. He could jump on a disk and hope Kirby commits suicide, but since Kriby can fly its really a hard sell. I guess even if he loses, Q*Bert can swear at him.

Exactly what I was thinking.
Q-bert can fight. Kirby's got alot of moves that would ruin him. Although, Q-bert could talk backwards to confuse Kirby.

Rogmeister
08-20-2005, 09:25 AM
Q*Bert can jump. That's it. End of story.

Kirby's da winnah!

QBert
08-20-2005, 01:32 PM
I would win of course.

Qbert is a man. He swears and can kick ass with no arms.
Kirby is a fag. He's pink. Nuff said. (Not that all pink is faggy, just Kirby's shade of pink)
Qbert is older, wiser. He's been around longer.
Kirby is too happy and gullible, Q could step to him and WAP smack him right in Kirbys head with his big mouth/nose!

I can't believe the love Kirby is getting, I though you guys were cool.....I guess not.

:)

Captain J
08-20-2005, 01:41 PM
As the reigning Q-Bert DP Arcade Trophy Champion, I can tell you that my buddy Q-Bert would kill Kirby in a heartbeat because he is cooler. Do you remember the 80's cartoon in which Q-bert is wearing a lettermans jacket and going to school? Now that......that's cool!

sealboy6
08-20-2005, 05:03 PM
I think the fact that an 80 year old woman is playing Qbert shows that everybody likes Qbert. That means that he has the momentum, and he will push Kirby off the edge of the course, or hop on him.

hbkprm
08-20-2005, 05:08 PM
kirby kicks ass. q*bert is a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!

diskoboy
08-20-2005, 10:24 PM
I would win of course.

Qbert is a man. He swears and can kick ass with no arms.
Kirby is a fag. He's pink. Nuff said. (Not that all pink is faggy, just Kirby's shade of pink)
Qbert is older, wiser. He's been around longer.
Kirby is too happy and gullible, Q could step to him and WAP smack him right in Kirbys head with his big mouth/nose!

I can't believe the love Kirby is getting, I though you guys were cool.....I guess not.

:)

Amen to that... I think all the nintendo fanboys who have probably never even played Q*bert voted for kirby.

Q*bert could smash that gay-looking little pink balloon to a fine pulp

QBert
08-21-2005, 12:38 AM
I would win of course.

Qbert is a man. He swears and can kick ass with no arms.
Kirby is a fag. He's pink. Nuff said. (Not that all pink is faggy, just Kirby's shade of pink)
Qbert is older, wiser. He's been around longer.
Kirby is too happy and gullible, Q could step to him and WAP smack him right in Kirbys head with his big mouth/nose!

I can't believe the love Kirby is getting, I though you guys were cool.....I guess not.

:)

Amen to that... I think all the nintendo fanboys who have probably never even played Q*bert voted for kirby.

Q*bert could smash that gay-looking little pink balloon to a fine pulp

My man! 8-)

Yago
08-21-2005, 12:48 AM
Q*Bert will win. Why, because without Q*Bert, there would be no Kirby. See, I forgot all about Kirby until this poll, Q*Bert, he is forever and will never be forgotten.