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GrandAmChandler

08-23-2005, 10:51 AM

These are things overheard at CGE this year! The numbers are to represent different people in the conversation, their identities are protected.

1.- "Hey look who it is!"
2.- "The room just got fatter."
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1.- "Do you want a beer?"
2.- "Heh. Do I want a beer..."
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1. "Wow are those Nintendo Pjamas!?!"
2. "Fuck yeah!"
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1. "Ugh, I don't want to get up.."
2. "Dude here's a beer."
1. "Okay, I'm up"
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1. "That Space Duel cocktail is so fun! We have never played it before! Some of the fire buttons don't always work though..."
2. "Thanks, on the player 2 side right?"
1. " Yup"
3. "And we are going to keep bitching until they are fixed!"
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1. "These pizzas have cheese, these have sausage, these are pepperoni, and these have canadian ham."
2. "Canadian ham?!"
1. "Hey, I'm tired."
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1. Wow! everything on your table is half off!?!?
2. Yes it is! Half off! Everything must go, for lease or loss!
1. Awesome which half of this pico game do I get?
2 & 3. - (GROAN)
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1. "I just had the best idea."
2. "What?"
1. "Let's tell the waitress it's John Hardie's Birthday"
2. "Oh Fuck yeah!"
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MORE TO COME!

-Chris

Drexel923

08-23-2005, 01:17 PM

1. "It's my 21st Birthday."
"What kind of games do you play"
2. "All kinds"
1. "You ever play Everquest...that game is crazy"
2. "Yeah"
3. "Nick is a level 21 Magic User"
1. "Your my new best friend" *hug*

D-Lite

08-23-2005, 01:47 PM

1. "Hey, what's this 'supergun' thing?"
2. "Allows you to play arcade PCBs on your TV."
1. "How much is it?"
2. "About $225-325 depending on options."
1. "Will you take $50 and some NES carts in trade for it?"
2. :roll:

Phosphor Dot Fossils

08-23-2005, 02:18 PM

During a discussion with Howard Scott Warshaw about who'll play Tod Frye, and therefore would require wall-walking skills, in his upcoming Atari movie:

Me: "It'll either have to be the real Tod Frye, or CGI."
HSW: "Sometimes you can't tell the difference."
Me: "I didn't say that..."
HSW: "I did!"
LOL

GrandAmChandler

08-23-2005, 06:02 PM

1."John, is that a cow in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

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Buyer - "How much is this sega genesis?'
Seller 1. - "For you sir $5.."
Seller 2. - "$1!"
Seller 1. - "Okay fine, $1 for you sir because you have a pretty face, for an extra $1 I will throw in a T2: arcade game cartridge."
Buyer - "SOLD!"
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1. "Did you get a free Dragon Boy?"
2. "DRAGON BOY!?!?! OMGWTFBBQ! Super Rarezors!"
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1. "Man this In & Out burger is good.."
2. "Yeah! Only 2 & a quarter too!"
1. "Yup, their fries taste like cardboard though..."
3. "I was just about to say that..."
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1. "I wonder where Jamie's sister is...."
2. "Probablly still in bed...."
1. "I guess Maine had no chance at keeping up with Delaware & Wisconsin.."
2. "You barely remember getting back to your room!"
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1. "That shot was awful."
2. "Yeah it was like a ghetto Purple Motherfucker."
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I am sure I can think of more, and I KNOW there are others who know of more. POST'EM!

Jibbajaba

08-23-2005, 06:15 PM

Woot, I got a quote!

Chris

Jumpman Jr.

08-23-2005, 06:18 PM

These are things overheard at CGE this year! The numbers are to represent different people in the conversation, their identities are protected.

1.- "Do you want a beer?"
2.- "Heh. Do I want a beer..."
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1. "Ugh, I don't want to get up.."
2. "Dude here's a beer."
1. "Okay, I'm up"
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Something tells me I know who said those.

Sosage

08-23-2005, 07:22 PM

Not an exact recreation. Saturday noon-ish. Swap room. Girlfriend is very excited about selling stuff and being at the show. We set up next to Charles (?? I don't think we gave each other our names...so I am guessing there =P), who ends up being a very cool guy to shoot the shit with during those dry spells where no one is looking at our stuff. I was just returning to my table when this conversation started.

Guy: Hmmm. How much for the Atari unit? Does it work?
GF: It isn't tested [long explanation] but we did clean it. Make us an offer.
Guy: I dunno.
Charles: Look. It's an original heavy sixer. This thing is worth at least 5...
GF: (interrupts) WE'LL TAKE 3! (clasps hands over mouth)
Me: Bwah!?
Charles: Err!?
Guy: Hunh?!
Charles: Uhm...
Me: ...
Guy: ...
GF: ...
Charles: ...she'll take 4.

I guess you had to be there. :P

punkoffgirl

08-23-2005, 11:54 PM

"It turns your poop GREEN!"

dave2236

08-24-2005, 03:18 AM

Dear god, the entire weekend was one big quote thread.

I do know that most of chris's quotes refer to me, but thats cool cause, hey, thats what I said.

AND, I have to say that WISCONSIN RULES..as far as drinking. I beat Maine, and Delaware. You guys and gals up for a re-match?

Drexel923

08-24-2005, 10:17 AM

AND, I have to say that WISCONSIN RULES..as far as drinking. I beat Maine, and Delaware. You guys and gals up for a re-match?

Yes, but did you top New Jersey? 8-)

punkoffgirl

08-24-2005, 10:50 AM

GrandAmChandler

08-24-2005, 02:46 PM

Oh hell yes. Classic Drinking Expo 2K6. It's on.

dave2236

08-24-2005, 03:18 PM

MarioAllStar2600

08-24-2005, 04:01 PM

AND, I have to say that WISCONSIN RULES..as far as drinking. I beat Maine, and Delaware. You guys and gals up for a re-match?

Your just lucky I wasn't allowed to represent NY.... ;)

Drexel923

08-24-2005, 04:03 PM

Alright, springtime. I'll be crazy busy with the store from October-January, but In spring when Danny gets his 20x30 ft game garage built I'll send out invites and well drink, play arcade games, hit up the local game stores, drink, and have everybody crash at Danny's and my place.

Also if its nice out we can play paintball, I have all the guns and equipment we need and we play in my grandparents woods behind their farm.

Sounds great...except for the paintball part at least. I don't think having an asthma attack while being pelted with paint is a fun experience. @_@ LOL

retrogmr

08-24-2005, 10:19 PM

Note for the dorks from the East who couldn't play Space Duel properly... the buttons have been replaced. Although I still maintain that it's not the controls, but the skillz of the player punching buttons :)

punkoffgirl

08-24-2005, 11:53 PM

Alright, springtime. I'll be crazy busy with the store from October-January, but In spring when Danny gets his 20x30 ft game garage built I'll send out invites and well drink, play arcade games, hit up the local game stores, drink, and have everybody crash at Danny's and my place.

Also if its nice out we can play paintball, I have all the guns and equipment we need and we play in my grandparents woods behind their farm.

After April. I'll be in Michigan in April and can drive there :)

Perkar

08-24-2005, 11:57 PM

Alright, springtime. I'll be crazy busy with the store from October-January, but In spring when Danny gets his 20x30 ft game garage built I'll send out invites and well drink, play arcade games, hit up the local game stores, drink, and have everybody crash at Danny's and my place.

Also if its nice out we can play paintball, I have all the guns and equipment we need and we play in my grandparents woods behind their farm.

After April. I'll be in Michigan in April and can drive there :)

i like the idea of a standoff in MI better. besides... we all know the real drinkers come from michigan anyway.

Darth Vader

08-25-2005, 05:32 PM

Alright, springtime. I'll be crazy busy with the store from October-January, but In spring when Danny gets his 20x30 ft game garage built I'll send out invites and well drink, play arcade games, hit up the local game stores, drink, and have everybody crash at Danny's and my place.

Also if its nice out we can play paintball, I have all the guns and equipment we need and we play in my grandparents woods behind their farm.

After April. I'll be in Michigan in April and can drive there :)

i like the idea of a standoff in MI better. besides... we all know the real drinkers come from michigan anyway.

LOL

Are you sure about that??

dave2236

08-25-2005, 07:55 PM

Alright, can I plan for a weekend in April? I'll check a calender and pick a date now so we can all plan ahead.

My store will pay for all the beer and liquor. So everybody is drinking for free. I can cover transportation from the airport and Danny and I can find enough room for everybody to crash. All you need is a plane ticket to Green Bay, or drive here.

Hell, I'll even look into getting shirts printed up for

"Classic Drinking Expo 2006"

...and as far as a drinking contest goes....its on. Start practicing and since you guys are on my home turf, were playing pep band rules for asshole, and were playing shoulders.

vectrexer

09-04-2005, 04:50 PM

"I guess I'w have to bind my feet like a Asian princess to were them"

Quote about the Auction shoes.