Stupid Reviewers (making fun of idiots)

[HyrulianHedgehog]

I saw this reader review at EBgames.com. You see a lot of stupid people post reviews there, and I can’t recall a single one that wasn’t written by a moron, but this one simply takes the cake. This was written about Under the Knife, for DS.



I had back surgrey. at age 19 im now age. This would be the last game i woud ever buy. But i recommend younger kids, lik eyoursleves reading this, to buy it, espically if you want to be a surgren..it's great money, and work hours are around your time. My point is game looks horrible, but again if you want to be a surgeon get it, we can use a lot of REAL surgeons out there. Trust me there isnt enough, my back surgrey was the first one they ever say, and i live in Toronto, were they hae expierence.

I can’t get over it! When I see things like this I assume the person in question is just some less than average 13 year old, and I move on…but he’s at least 19! Holy crap on a stick! We’ve got 19+ year olds walking around that can’t even write a four line missive! Being from Toronto does cut him some slack, no body really expects much from that part of the world, but Jesus Surfboarding Christ on a Scooter! How is it possible? How!?

Anyhow, I just wanted to share my disgust with you lovely ladies and gentlemen. Please, feel to share your cynical observations regarding the decline of the world’s intellects and the rise of the moronic population (which appears to be more boisterous that I previously imagined).

[Jed]

Adventure of Link is the best Zelda in the series.

Anyway, yeah. I hate idiots like that. I'm waiting for someone to review a racing game that says something like "My father died in a car crash so this game looks terrible but I recommend it to anyone who wants to be a Nascar driver because we could use more professional Nascar drivers and there's good money in it and it's great but I'll never play this game." >_>

[HyrulianHedgehog]

Adventure of Link is the best Zelda in the series.

No kidding. It kicks ass then stabs Metroid in the rectum.

[njiska]

Nice, reviewing a game on looks alone with out actually playing it. I mean it shows just how smart he is that he can make all these big drawn out conclusions and whore a political adgenda without even playing it. This guy must be some kind of a god. Maybe we should get him to run for Mayor of Toronto since he's clearly right up there with the great Mel Lastman.

Oh dear god the sarcasism is killing me. Look It's one thing to post a review like that when a game is actually out, but to post such blatant bullshit before it's even released shows just how big a cunt this guy really is. Looks do not make a great game and the lack of doctors in Toronto shouldn't even factor into it. Too bad these freaks are the norm.

[HyrulianHedgehog]

Too bad these freaks are the norm.

They're definetly the standard at EBgames, gamespot, and GameFaqs, but here I can't help but notice we're moron-free. Which is weird, because there are usualy atleast one...

OH GOD! I'M THE MORON AT DP! OH NO! I DIDN'T KNOW, I'M SORRY! :(

I need to do some heavy thinking... I'm sorry, I meant 'drinking' :drinking:

[Aussie2B]

Reviews on online stores are generally the lowest of the low. Even GameFAQs is better than that crap.

[NE146]

So.. you don't like this game? Don't you want to be a surgren :?

[RJ]

I just finished Resident Evil: Dead Aim, & I thought it was subpar at best. Since I've been posting reviews to gamefaqs semi-regularly lately, I thought I'd do one for RE: DA. I couldnt believe how many others liked the game; it even got a few 10/10s! There's no way that game deserved such a high rating.

Anyway, reading some of the other reviews made me think the way you did, HH. Not just the spelling & grammatical errors, but the general OMG this game ROXXORZ!!!!11! attitudes. & why WOULDN'T someone proofread their own writing? The site helps you do it, for Chrissakes!

Not to honk my own horn, but I like to think my reviews are a bit more cerebral & helpful than some...

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/review/562265.html

[Cmosfm]

Been here, done this.

http://www.digitpress.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=68513

:)

[roushimsx]

Not a review, per se...but a horribly done preview of Mushihimesama (http://www.1up.com/do/previewPage?cId=3142355&did=1). . Lots of fun little factual errors and piss poor comparisons.

Here's a shitty Gigawing (http://www.elecplay.com/reviews_article.php?article=2933) review.

A terrible ChoroQ (http://ps2.ign.com/articles/556/556635p1.html) review

and a laughable We Love Katamari (http://ps2.ign.com/articles/650/650100p1.html) review.

[Damion]

Hey I did a few on there :P

I didn't think I did to bad.




"Armored Core 3"

3/19/2004
IT'S ALMOST AN AQUIRED TASTE.
This series has always had a nich Group of Hardcores for this series (Me included). so if your not sure rent it first. In all seriousness It's a treasure to some and trash to others (more so than not thankfully) anyways...

what stands out in this one from the prior ones is a more easliy used interface, updated graphics (about as much as the PS2 can handle) somewhat better voice acting and your starting anew. you cannot use your old AC's from AC2/another age. But after about a half an hour you won't care. the Arena Battles allow for slight monitary advancement as well as new AC parts and the missions Help keep your Bank account stay afloat while refiting your AC and there Fun to Boot. so if your new to the series Rent it. If your hardcore like myself then you should have bought this already ;)

"Kings Field The Ancient City"

3/26/2004
FPS RPG FANS ONLY.
In the similar vain as Morrowind (in terms of game play type) Graphics wise It's not Morrowind but still very clean and nice to look at. as most of the Kings Field series was during there time. the Play mechanics have Stayed True to the Older Kings Field Series. Old kings field Fans will not be Disappointed with any aspect of this game.

Personally (I have the Agetech Bug ;) )I've always loved the Kings Field series. This one only had me loving it more. with a good diffculty scale and the upgraded graphics from it's earlier roots on the PSOne Makes this a winner. you don't need to be a fan of the series to get into this game but you have to like FPS RPG's.

Then I relized they don't mean anything and they'll post anyones "TEH GAMS SH!T" responses so I gave up.

[Kroogah]

Been here, done this.

http://www.digitpress.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=68513

:)