New Controller released for DOA: XXX Volleyball

[gamingguy]

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=492&p=3


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[digitalpress]

Pfft. Why buy one when you can "do it yourself"? :P

[Quazick]

Pfft. Why buy one when you can "do it yourself"? :P
Or pay a hooker.

[digitalpress]

Pay a hooker to vaseline my Xbox controller? See, I wouldn't have thought of that. I'd have other tasks in mind.

[hamburgler]

Bwhahhahahhahhahah LOL LOL LOL LOL

[stonecutter]

I would have thought this new "Joystick" would have the analog sticks re-made to resemble nipples, and an added ability of some moaning when the vibration option is enabled.

[Raedon]

You know.. Vasaline is really hard to clean up.. being that even with soap and water you still have sort of a thin layer you can feel.. Lotion all the way

[Quazick]

You know.. Vasaline is really hard to clean up.. being that even with soap and water you still have sort of a thin layer you can feel.. Lotion all the way
Bah!
K-Y Jelly is the best of the best.

[Chunky]

You know.. Vasaline is really hard to clean up.. being that even with soap and water you still have sort of a thin layer you can feel.. Lotion all the way
Bah!
K-Y Jelly is the best of the best.

Anal-ease ... Cherry Flavor!

It's like KY with Novocain ................... for um jail cells or so i've heard.

http://www.adultszone.co.uk/products/analease.jpg
(you know the drill about pictures on the net.....but this is just pg-13 rated) - Correct Description -
A benzocaine base gel that helps ease the discomforts of anal sexual activity. By applying a small amount on the rectum, this cream helps desensitize and relaxes the sphincter muscle. Anal Ease allows finger or penis penetration with greater ease and enjoyment. Can also be used as a numbing gel for plucking eyebrows, removing splinters, a toothache, or just any discomfort.

[Six Switch]

LOL LOL LOL

[ManekiNeko]

I'm afraid Chris Kohler had you beat on this (no pun intended) by at least a month...

http://members.aol.com/kobunheat/doaad.jpg

JR

[Captain Wrong]

By applying a small amount on the rectum, this cream helps desensitize and relaxes the sphincter muscle. Anal Ease allows finger or penis penetration with greater ease and enjoyment. Can also be used as a numbing gel for plucking eyebrows, removing splinters, a toothache, or just any discomfort.

If there's too much discomfort, you're doing it wrong. ( Not that I've ever spent time in jail or anything like that.

I love the thought of trying to explain that honest I just keep that Anal-eaze around for pulling out splinters. LOL

[Starcade]

Is that a real controller, or just for show..if so then I must own it, nah just kidding, but has anybody actually played the game, and if so is it good?

Thanks.