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Apossum
10-30-2005, 02:32 PM
So a friend and I were browsing through my Atari rom list and trying out all the weird games (the kool aid man game was the best by far--nothing beats the atari version of him busting through a wall.)

We came across a few curiously titled games. I can only remember 2 right now-- Bachelor Party and Bachelorette Party. basically, each game was the same-- there was a line of guys and girls, and some beeping. We never figured out how to play it, but at some point, after you lose or win or something, the closing animations revealed some bizarre stuff-- in Bachelorette party, the guys had little lines sprout from their midsections, which shot out a little white square and the girls in the other game shook their cones around LOL

these games were all made by the same company, called Play Around. I was wondering if anyone had any more info about this truly strange concept.
[-Sentinel-]
10-30-2005, 02:35 PM
There's one called "X-Man", lol! You're a sex hunter looking for sex, then you need to run in a labyrinth and run away from scissors. If you do it, you get a sex with a girl, hahahaha!
Apossum
10-30-2005, 02:41 PM
lol, atari porn. what a screwed up concept. I imagine these games are impossible to find.
Muscelli
10-30-2005, 02:43 PM
"burning desire" is amazingly funny

theres a man on a helicopter and you have to pee into the girls mouth

same as custers revenge.. you have to screw indians
Gamereviewgod
10-30-2005, 02:43 PM
Custers Revenge is a classic. Horribly offensive and pornographic.
Blur2040
10-30-2005, 02:43 PM
My favorites are Custer's Revenge, Beat em and Eat em, and A Knight on the Town.
mills
10-30-2005, 02:55 PM
how often do carts pop up?
Mangar
10-30-2005, 03:01 PM
I don't think they are rare really, but complete versions(Box, Cart, Game) tend to fetch around 30-50$ a pop on Ebay. The more well-known ones always seem readily available.(Custers, Bachelor, etc..) I think it's more the demand factor that has the prices up, as opposed to the "rarity" thing. Because as someone said: Custers Revenge is a classic.

I kinda got lucky. Back when Video Game Connections had a store in Howell(In our old flea market) i picked up 3-4 of them boxed between 8-10$ a pop. Was some years ago however.
njiska
10-30-2005, 04:04 PM
Custers Revenge is a classic. Horribly offensive and pornographic.

Gaming's greatest Tragedy.
Jumpman Jr.
10-30-2005, 04:06 PM
8-bit boobies is where it's at 8-)
gamergary
10-30-2005, 04:10 PM
8-bit boobies would be panesian. 2600 was less than 8-bits, I think it was 4.
CartCollector
10-30-2005, 04:14 PM
Nope. The 6507 was 8-bit, it just couldn't access as much memory as its big brother, the 6502.
-hellvin-
10-30-2005, 04:16 PM
]If you do it, you get a sex with a girl, hahahaha!


YES!!!!!!! THE ULTIMATE PRIZE.

oh....sorry...
TheRedEye
10-30-2005, 04:30 PM
imho: omg.
yok-dfa
10-30-2005, 04:43 PM
"theres a man on a helicopter and you have to pee into the girls mouth

Pee? Erm.. well.. how to explain this... :D
Apossum
10-30-2005, 04:55 PM
]If you do it, you get a sex with a girl, hahahaha!


YES!!!!!!! THE ULTIMATE PRIZE.

oh....sorry...

no reason to apologize. I mean, who isn't out to "get a sex."
:P
evildead2099
10-30-2005, 06:42 PM
"theres a man on a helicopter and you have to pee into the girls mouth

Pee? Erm.. well.. how to explain this... :D

That is a legitimate, harmless fetish, although I must concede that getting a helicopter involved is something that I don't plan on trying anytime soon.
evildead2099
10-30-2005, 06:44 PM
imho: omg.

yeah dooode ur teh roxorz
TheRedEye
10-30-2005, 06:49 PM
imho: omg.

yeah dooode ur the roxorz

okay.
Neil Koch
10-30-2005, 06:50 PM
There was also an official cart (from Fox) of the movie Porky's that had an odd version of the shower scene in it:

http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Porkys_2600_ScreenShot2.jpg
Apossum
10-30-2005, 07:06 PM
guess the real question is....did anyone get off on this back then? NO- DON'T ANSWER. it's just a profound rehtorical question to ponder LOL
MrSmiley381
10-30-2005, 08:23 PM
Local flea market guy had Porky's for $6 or so. I wouldn't buy it if he wanted a dollar but it was worth twenty.

Well, perhaps for a laugh.
chrisbid
10-31-2005, 09:17 AM
*awaiting NE146s inevitable reply*
Mr.Faxanadu
10-31-2005, 09:50 AM
how often do carts pop up?

there have been a couple Beat em and Eat em's floating around up here in Canada during the last year.
Mr.Faxanadu
10-31-2005, 09:54 AM
Here's a screenshot of Custer's Revenge:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/439/346/320/CustersRevenge_CH1.jpg
video_game_addict
10-31-2005, 11:27 AM
guess the real question is....did anyone get off on this back then?

Back then?


I got off to some Custer's Revenge last night.
NE146
10-31-2005, 12:24 PM
*awaiting NE146s inevitable reply*

I wasn't going to because I thought these games were just common knowledge to everyone.. :)

But yeah, 2600 porno = #1! :D I'd post the xman "cutscene" pics but maybe that would be going too far LOL
Truffle
10-31-2005, 12:49 PM
They are much more comical than offensive! :D
NE146
10-31-2005, 01:00 PM
I dunno.. I've gotten shouted at in the past for posting the Xman pics... since it's pretty obvious what's going on (as opposed to Custer's Revenge which doesn't look like anything imho).

But you're right, I think they're hilarious LOL
MrSmiley381
10-31-2005, 07:42 PM
I dunno.. I've gotten shouted at in the past for posting the Xman pics... since it's pretty obvious what's going on (as opposed to Custer's Revenge which doesn't look like anything imho).

But you're right, I think they're hilarious LOL

ZOMG PICS PLZ
Graham Mitchell
11-01-2005, 12:20 AM
The mere fact that they made a Porky's game blows my mind.


I want it. In fact, I'm going to go bid on one....success!

I blame you guys for this.
Truffle
11-01-2005, 01:42 PM
LOL
Your not the only one actually!Ill be getting Porkys soon enough :roll:
Slimedog
11-01-2005, 02:58 PM
I actually played the Porkeys game a few months ago. As far as 2600 games go, it was fairly elaborate.
rbudrick
11-01-2005, 03:07 PM
Nope. The 6507 was 8-bit, it just couldn't access as much memory as its big brother, the 6502.

I thought the 6507 processor (made only for he 2600, I believe) could access as much as the 6502, but just had less memory in the system. I thought it was limited in what it could access because it was only given X amount...not because the 6507 was incapable (if the memory where higher in the VCS, could the 6507 have accessed it? And I don't mean via bankswitching).

I believe the 6507 had some added opcodes and such the 6502 didn't, but I'm not sure...

-Rob
Graham Mitchell
11-06-2005, 12:11 PM
11 hours until Porky's is mine!! Muuuahahahahaha!!!! :evil:

The night after I bid on it, I kept having intrusive thoughts of the word "Porky's" while at work/school. I kept having to turn my head away from my attending during lectures and explanations because I was biting my lip and trying not to bust out laughing.

This is what happens when you live alone in a strange city. Porky's becomes an obsession.
CartCollector
11-06-2005, 09:06 PM
I thought the 6507 processor (made only for he 2600, I believe) could access as much as the 6502, but just had less memory in the system. I thought it was limited in what it could access because it was only given X amount...not because the 6507 was incapable (if the memory where higher in the VCS, could the 6507 have accessed it? And I don't mean via bankswitching).
8k Adressable Bytes of Memory. (http://www.nteinc.com/specs/6500to6599/pdf/nte6507.pdf) Speaking of which...
Buy your own 6507! (http://www.mouser.com/index.cfm?handler=displayproduct&lstdispproductid=244466&e_categoryid=131&e_pcodeid=52607)
drummy
11-06-2005, 09:08 PM
I dunno.. I've gotten shouted at in the past for posting the Xman pics... since it's pretty obvious what's going on (as opposed to Custer's Revenge which doesn't look like anything imho).

But you're right, I think they're hilarious LOL
This guy actually has the Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em guy as his avatar! Priceless. :)
aaron7
11-08-2005, 12:05 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8229581689&category=62053

Custer's Revenge complete on ebay
slapdash
11-09-2005, 04:52 PM
I thought the 6507 processor (made only for he 2600, I believe) could access as much as the 6502, but just had less memory in the system. I thought it was limited in what it could access because it was only given X amount...not because the 6507 was incapable (if the memory where higher in the VCS, could the 6507 have accessed it? And I don't mean via bankswitching).
8k Adressable Bytes of Memory. (http://www.nteinc.com/specs/6500to6599/pdf/nte6507.pdf)

8K? I was thinking it was 4K, since that's how big banks are in the 2600 -- any 8K or larger games are bankswitched. I'm pretty sure the 6502 can address a larger memory space than the 6507, but am not 100% sure, and am too lazy (well, I AM at work here...) to research the 6502.

But also the 6507 doesn't give (receive?) any (hardware) interrupt signals as I recall, whereas the 6502 does.
CYRiX
11-09-2005, 05:33 PM
If your really about legal issues just link it and then have it titled as "By clicking here you agree your over 18 (or 21 whatever it is)"
CartCollector
11-09-2005, 10:12 PM
8K? I was thinking it was 4K, since that's how big banks are in the 2600 -- any 8K or larger games are bankswitched.
4k of the VCS's memory space is dedicated to program ROM, while the other 4k is used to adress such things as RAM, the TIA, and peripherals.