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Cmtz
12-10-2005, 09:07 AM
Source: http://ds.ign.com/articles/674/674221p1.html

Lapis DS: Sex Education?
Warning: The following news article is rated "M" for Mature.
by Mark Bozon

December 7, 2005 - Move over, Grand Theft Auto, a new champ has arisen. Parents be warned, the next Nintendogs clone you buy may be teaching your little girl the secrets of orgasm. And you thought only Japan knew the true meaning of "Touching is Good."

A prototype, currently called "Lapis," is being designed which will teach children (unknowingly at first), the secrets of great sex. The game's main designer Heather Kelly describes her newest design in depth on her official site. Please note that this is in design and prototype phase only, and that it doesn't reflect a specific publisher. These are her own ideas posted independently as part of the "Montreal Game Summit 2005 Design Challenge."

But before you judge Heather for the "socially accepted" act of teaching little kids the fundamentals of sex skills, she has a few things to say about the game's intentions. Heather, please explain to the jury in your own words…

"The hope is that the game would entertain females - without them ever needing to understand the sex metaphor. But at some point when they did start figuring out the connection to their own sexuality and pleasure, they would have learned some ideas and techniques behind sexual satisfaction."

"The DS is already popular with females, and the touch screen and audio input features are crucial for tactile, intimate play."

"The Reasonable price point means players probably have their own DS and aren't sharing with another family member. The portability (of DS) means you can take the game anywhere- including out of the living room, and into the bedroom."

The idea is to actually inform gamers on sex, and as Heather stated, "improve actual sex in the world." And you thought Miyamoto was ambitious. The idea is a bit obscure, however, since the idea of having sexual implications isn't even supposed to be apparent at first. The idea of parents buying this game for their kids without knowing it simply amazes and horrifies us. But lets just move on.

Kelly's goal is to draw gamers in with familiar, already established forms of play on the DS. She sites inspirations from such games as Tamagotchi, Animal Crossing, and Nintendogs. What does this mean for the market? Parents may very well buy this title for their children without ever knowing its true intentions.

http://dsmedia.ign.com/ds/image/article/674/674221/lapis-prototype-and-design-outline-20051207024239231-000.jpg


More information will be given as it develops. Currently the game sits in prototype form, and may never see the light of day. No word has been given on a possibility of multiplayer modes, though we here at IGN admit we are a bit curious as to how that would play out.

Note: The following links are not intended for people under the age of 18. Please do not consider this link as a substitute for Play Magazine's latest issue of "Girls of Gaming." Also, you will see a monkey's privates.

snes_collector
12-10-2005, 11:33 AM
Ok......

I doubt Nintendo would let this come out, and if it did it's be a rarity, thats for sure.

Cryomancer
12-10-2005, 12:33 PM
Screens remind me of a rounder cubivore.

Snapple
12-10-2005, 12:43 PM
I want to know how Happy the Hippo there teaches women to have better sex.

Maybe you learn to rub his "small round nose" in a specific way.

Famidrive-16
12-10-2005, 04:16 PM
I read that and saw the screenshot and I was like 'WTF?'

How does that stimulate female masturbation? :/

Oh wow I think that's the first time I've ever said that. :embarrassed:

joshnickerson
12-10-2005, 04:18 PM
I laughed my ass off when I read that. It should be noted that it's just a contest entry and most likely never be released as a commercial game.

Still... hilarious.

Milk
12-11-2005, 01:39 AM
The description she gives in the link off the article makes it sound less like masturbation than lesbian sex.

Ed Oscuro
12-11-2005, 05:13 AM
The description she gives in the link off the article makes it sound less like masturbation than lesbian sex.
Here I was having pleasant thoughts about little kids learning how to diddle their naughty bits right, and somebody had to go ruin it with lesbian sex. :(

LOL

Hmm. Interesting.

goatdan
12-11-2005, 10:18 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if this saw release in Japan, which seems to be the market it is intended for. It isn't like this sort of thing is that rare for the Japanese market, and Nintendo doesn't necessarily have that same "kiddy" vibe about everything they do over there as they do over here.

Milk
12-11-2005, 11:55 PM
Lesbian sex with suggestive little bunny rabbits, even. I'd love to play it if it ever saw release. Just imagine the multiplayer possibilities...

Snapple
12-12-2005, 02:50 AM
Here I was having pleasant thoughts about little kids learning how to diddle their naughty bits right

Not going to touch that with a 20-foot pole.

MarioAllStar2600
12-12-2005, 08:07 AM
Here I was having pleasant thoughts about little kids learning how to diddle their naughty bits right

Not going to touch that with a 20-foot pole.
LOL ^ Good posting

Yea, this game sounds pretty dumb to me also. Teaching kids how to have better sex (even if discretly) is not cool in my book. Leave that one in Japan.

poloplayr
12-12-2005, 08:17 AM
Heather Kelly, I salute you!