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briskbc
12-15-2005, 02:22 AM
What do you do when you come across the worst comic anywhere...... ever? Share it with the world of course.

http://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/comic.php

Daltone
12-15-2005, 02:24 AM
Please, please tell me that this is all some sort of sick, sick joke.

Now I want to read the books to see if they're half as bad.

njiska
12-15-2005, 02:37 AM
Please, please tell me that this is all some sort of sick, sick joke.

Now I want to read the books to see if they're half as bad.

The books (at least the first 2) are far better then that POS and much better then the movie too.

Now as for the comic itself i have this to say.

Those dirty bastards. How dare they have the marine utter "groovy" after decapitating 3 zombies and then wasting a butt load more with a boomstick, er, shotgun. That's just blashphemous to everything the good Book (of the Dead) stands for.

Jorpho
12-15-2005, 02:49 AM
Any idea where the vocals at http://ripandtear.ytmnd.com/ came from?

Ed Oscuro
12-15-2005, 11:38 AM
I love how it looks straight out of the mid '80s. Horrible...

Yeah, couldn't get past that second page where the Marine's yelling "Dynamite!" - apparently that was one of the more horrific/memorable points, though, as they put a smaller version in their write-up...

MegaDrive20XX
12-15-2005, 11:57 AM
That was as corny as watching the Mortal Kombat cartoon...


"Budda Budda" wtf does budda budda mean when you're shooting a chain gun? I'm thinking of Budda the jolly Chinese guy...

"Consider yourself warned! This book contains graphic scenes of violence!"

Actually, it should say "Caution, may make you wanna read the novel of DOOM II. SO please we hope you read this comic....oh come on...please...be a sport....I'll be your best friend if you do..."

Ulticron
12-15-2005, 12:30 PM
That was nice and lame! LOL

S_W_Prof
12-15-2005, 01:01 PM
This has gotta be a joke or something

Sothy
12-15-2005, 01:43 PM
here comes the NIGHT TRAIN! CHOO CHOO CHA BOOGIE!

davepesc
12-15-2005, 01:55 PM
I only made it through 6 pages, but that was terrible.

"I've got a handful of vertebre and a headful of mad... I'm a 12.0 on a 10.0 scale of badness!!!!!!"

cyberfluxor
12-15-2005, 02:54 PM
Looking pretty funny to me. It was getting pretty lame so I just looked at the bloody art on each page.

Jumpman Jr.
12-15-2005, 03:02 PM
I found it funny just by looking how lame it was. It does bring the sort of 'Doom' feel to me though.

Push Upstairs
12-15-2005, 03:02 PM
I didnt read it all, but wasn't there a part where he goes "I'm radioactive, thats not good!"? I swear i saw that somewhere before.

Kinda makes ya glad the actual Doomguy never talked.


However, had this been a Duke3D comic i'm sure half of what was written wouldn't seem so inappropriately cheesy.

Arqueologia_Digital
12-15-2005, 03:18 PM
I read it all and...oh man! that sucks in too many different ways...very awful...and the dialogues...well..."dialogues", sucks!

Matías

D_N_G
12-15-2005, 08:32 PM
I have the comic, it is was a pack in with the limited ID Anthology PC set

http://cgi.ebay.com/Rare-Excellent-condition-Id-Anthology-Game-1996_W0QQitemZ8243770864QQcategoryZ11047QQssPageNa meZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Jestr
12-15-2005, 10:46 PM
Maybe I'm just insane...But I didn't think it was that bad. OK the story isn't going to win any awards, but the art wasn't terrible and the pacing was good. Maybe I just need to go to bed LOL

Lemmy Kilmister
12-15-2005, 10:58 PM
That comic makes Super Pro look like literary masterpiece. LOL

http://b.im.craigslist.org/CK/uz/G4Idi6TQJkxJ6CC9P9Bvfo0Bzpl9.jpg

Oh, and the part where the Doom dude punches the Cyberdemon in the stomach and then runs away.. sensational.

Push Upstairs
12-16-2005, 12:29 AM
The comic makes the movie look like a masterpiece.

And the comic was more faithful to the actual game.

Jorpho
12-16-2005, 12:40 AM
I still want to know if a longer audio version exists.

XxMe2NiKxX
12-16-2005, 10:33 AM
I have this. It is indeed not a joke.