For Those of You Who Can't Get a Date...

[Griking]

Here's one (http://cgi.ebay.com/A-WELL_W0QQitemZ5648665571) you can bid on.

[icbrkr]

"Will arrange for local pickup only (no shipping)."

LOL

[Johnny_Rock]

Holy mother of god $1,000,000 bid for an emo chick.

[Darth Sensei]

I'm guessing she's heavily used and the value should be adjusted accordingly.

[Johnny_Rock]

I'm guessing she's heavily used and the value should be adjusted accordingly.

BA-ZING!

[Jumpman Jr.]

Man, even if I can't get a date, I'm not spending that much money to get one @_@

[Austin]

Dang. It's almost all two bidders. She's cute, but not a million dollars cute.

[comrade]

Holy mother of god $1,000,000 bid for an emo chick.

I wouldn't pay $1 for an emo chick.

Waaaaaaay to whiney. x_x

[Nicola]

Maybe I am wrong, but the bidders like Honda Civic...watch the last auctions they won...

...emo girls and Honda Civic! Wow!

[portnoyd]

She's fat according to my handy chart.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/dcampanile0118/myspacetruth_1.jpg

[Insaneclown]

If I was to pay that amount of money for one night...their better damn well be sex. She's not my type anyways...but that's crazy. I wonder what comes first...the money or the date.

[comrade]

She's fat according to my handy chart.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/dcampanile0118/myspacetruth_1.jpg

This made my day. It's so damn true. LOL

[Jumpman Jr.]

Thats the funniest thing I've ever seen!
I have to show this to all of my friends.

Edit - the myspace thing, not the auction.

[Lemmy Kilmister]

I'd give her a buck and a Big Mac.

[Mattiekrome]

Doh, eBay pulled it...

I find auctions where people try to sell dates, sex, body organs, bodily fluids, and other such "items" quite amusing.

[Chronodriftersx]

Should have made it a 1 day auction

[johno590]

Dang I missed it, didn't get to see what she looked like. But no one is worth 1 million dollars.

That myspace chart is funny... it's true, I've met some people on myspace in person and they either look nothing like their picture (ugly) or they are fat.

[bazariah]

i think it's high time i place myself on ebay :D

[link1110]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/dcampanile0118/myspacetruth_1.jpg

I love the eyes thing, because in another forum I post in, there's this one poster who always posts pictures of her eyes. It's even her avatar now.

[Muscelli]

She's fat according to my handy chart.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/dcampanile0118/myspacetruth_1.jpg

The saddest thing about that chart is it is right on, and wasnt intended to be funny @_@

Way too true LOL