Hey guys, the DS sucks. It's a piece of garbage.

[hezeuschrist]

I'm so glad people like this have the ability to share their opinions. Really, I think the internet will bring about the end of the world.

Really, you can look it up folks. I heard it on the news.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6405445518216376043&q=ds

EDIT:

DISCLAIMER: This is a joke. The tubby fellow in the video is delivering pure comedy with a straight face, something many tubby fellows do. This is not an actual opinion, it is a satire of the PSP fanboys. Take it seriously at your own risk.

[ig88vsbobafett]

ROTFL


PS: Google Moron and you will find him

[norkusa]

Someone posted this on PSP Updates yesterday and I think it's supposed to be a joke. Nobody can be that stupid.

[hezeuschrist]

I dunno man, 12 minute long joke and keeping a straight face the whole time? If it were written, sure, but if it's a joke he's one hell of an actor, because I believed the "fat dumbass" shtick he had going the whole way through.

[Frica89]

Quote: "Why would anyone pay $300 fo a DS?"

Agreed. WHY WOULD someone pay $300 for a system thats $130 you fat dumb piece of shit???

[LAGO]

I stopped watching it after 2 minutes. I don't mind an intelligent debate but this guy was just a complete moron.

[captain nintendo]

That has got to be a joke :roll:

I not, then he is the biggest idiot EVER!!!!! period the end.

[segagamer4life]

That has got to be a joke :roll:

I not, then he is the biggest idiot EVER!!!!! period the end.

lol this dude, needs a hobby...maybe he can get a gf...lmao

[dbiersdorf]

You guys, its a joke making fun of PSP fans.

He talks about how he dropped the PSP and it was fine, and how he dropped the DS on a trampoline, when it wasn't bouncing and it broke.

It's a fact. Look it up.

[Mr.FoodMonster]

I like when he said check the facts, after he said the gameboy has been out since 87, and then he said the DS is $300. And then that it had poor battery life. What a moron.

[suppafly]

Its almost too mean to compare GTA:Liberty city stories to games like nintendogs LOL

[MrSmiley381]

Talking with Jon is always supposed to be a joke.

Making your own Neptune was freaking hilarious.

[keiblerfan69]

Haha. Everyone laugh at the common PSP fan that thinks because it has better graphics that makes it better. Hmm... Now which one has better sales.

[Joker T]

Guys it's true. You can play your PSP while it's plugged into the wall.

It's a fact, look it up.

[cyberfluxor]

wut a moran.
(for those Farkers out there)

But I just turned if off after a minute because it stopped streaming, most likely because my computer got bored with it just as I did. Even if it is a joke it's a waste of 12min video space on the web. He should have done something a bit more amazing than looking like a stumbling emo guy that needs some lessions in public speaking, or speaking in general. I somewhat feel sorry for the guy because he created one of the most boring videos I've seen in awhile that tries to prove a point or make a joke. Least he could have done was put a firecracker in some game systems and blow them up, or drop a shopping cart from a 5 story building. WHHHoooo, fun.

[keiblerfan69]

Guys it's true. You can play your PSP while it's plugged into the wall.

It's a fact, look it up.

Yeah my DS can do that too. This guy is just stupid. The DS can play media all you need is This (http://www.lik-sang.com/info.php?category=252&products_id=8970&PHPSESSID=dfec12d7fa9495f3ee116b363fc7bbaf).

Look it up.

This dude also gets all his facts from the news and radio, great sources.

[keiblerfan69]

Well he just said the 1 thing he needed to say that proves he is a commoner, the DS is for kids.

[Jibbajaba]

Guys, this is so obviously a satire of PSP fanboys. It's funny how you guys can get so hot and bothered about something that you can't see that it is a joke. "ZOMG sumbudy is talking nasty about my DS!!!"

My favorite quotes:

"They have two screens on everything."

"The DS has nothing new. The PSP has all kinds of new features on it."

"DS. Who knows what that stands for? I dunno, and I know a lot of stuff about the DS."

"The gigaflop is garbage, folks."

"They say [the DS] is portable, but here's the thing. You have to plug it into your wall to charge it. You can't just charge it while you're walking down the street. What's up with that?"

"You can play the PSP while it's hooked up to the wall. It's true. I've done it before."

"[The PSP's] speakers can play music for a whole warehouse if you know what you're doing. ..It's a fact. Look it up."

"The PSP is going to work as a controller on the Playstation 3. The DS is not going to work as a controller... on the Playstation 3. Look it up."

And he keeps making reference to not having any first hand knowledge of the DS, therefore citing sources such as the radio.

If the trampoline joke doesn't give it away for you, maybe you need to go outside for a few minutes.

Chris

[MegaDrive20XX]

1987 rofflespotatoechipz!!! LOL

[joshnickerson]

I know it's supposed to be joke, I just didn't find it all that funny. I get it's supposed to be tongue in check, but all it proves that it's all in the delivery.

[keiblerfan69]

1987 rofflespotatoechipz!!! LOL

I knew he was wrong about the year.

[Fuyukaze]

Wow, and I thought I knew what stupidity looked like. Yeah, I saw the jokes, but it left me wanting to go away from the comp while it played. As I have better things to do, I just turned it off.

[Half Japanese]

Very obviously a joke put out there by a fat guy in dire need of some attention.

[slip81]

I thought the seriousness of it is what made it so funny, and all those fake off the wall facts. That and the fact that I know people who act like that, only they're not usually joking.

[npward.]

Who wants a 19 year old system anyway?

[Bronty-2]

I'm actually finding this pretty funny LOL - but I had the benefit of reading this thread first.

[exit]

it would have probably been funny if it didn't run for 12 minutes.

[heybtbm]

It's a joke.

The funniest part is seeing all the usual suspects get bent out of shape.

[Muscelli]

lol chillax guys, so what if he disses ur coveted DS, its just a game system sheesh

[zerohero]

I dunno I heard that on the radio..... LOL

[studvicious]

I picked up on the joke right away, it was a good laugh. I mean really, who knows what the DS stands for????

[npward.]

I picked up on the joke right away, it was a good laugh. I mean really, who knows what the DS stands for????

I heard it was Double Stupid.

[Icarus Moonsight]

Sounds alot like a pitch I got from a Gamestop employee recently. LOL

He told me that he had a PSP... my responce was, "Oh, I'm sorry." He got kinda pissed, but I loved it. :)

[Frankie23]

It's not the video that's the funny part, it's the reactions of everyone who takes it seriously. ;)

[Hep038]

Judging by the overreactions of this thread I would say his joke was a success. A little long but funny.

[Ed Oscuro]

Guys, this is so obviously a satire of PSP fanboys.
Indeed! Who's dumb now?


If the trampoline joke doesn't give it away for you, maybe you need to go outside for a few minutes.
That or at least learn what the fuck a trampoline is.

[c0ldb33r]

It's a hilarious joke.

It's a fact.
Look it up.

[Richter Belmount]

2 screens! who cares! theres nothing innovative about the ds! touch screen who cares!

[rbudrick]

To everyone who says this is a joke, I say you are wrong. A joke is funny. This was not. It's a fact..Look it..fuck, never mind.

This fat loser has never and will never get laid.

-Rob

[Pico956]

When first saw this, I was gettin' a bit TOed. As he kept going, I realized it was a big joke.

Hilarous! Have a sense of humor guys!

[CYRiX]

lol if you think ds sucks theres 4 words that prove your wrong.

New

Super

Mario

Brothers

[CYRiX]

lol if you think ds sucks theres 4 words that prove your wrong.

New

Super

Mario

Brothers

[RegSNES]

Anyone else think he resembles Kevin Smith?

[RegSNES]

Anyone else think he resembles Kevin Smith?

[Bronty-2]

This fat loser has never and will never get laid.

-Rob

That's a bit harsh isn't it? :)

[Bronty-2]

This fat loser has never and will never get laid.

-Rob

That's a bit harsh isn't it? :)

[Bronty-2]

Anyone else think he resembles Kevin Smith?

sorta, yeah. more of a round face but by and large..

[Bronty-2]

Anyone else think he resembles Kevin Smith?

sorta, yeah. more of a round face but by and large..

[Nature Boy]

Everyone laugh at the common PSP fan that thinks because it has better graphics that makes it better. Hmm... Now which one has better sales.

I get it. Now you want us to laugh at the common DS fan that thinks that the DS is better because it has better sales. Good one!

The problem with the video is that it doesn't go far enough. Fanboys will just watch it, think it's funny 'cause it's *really* ripping the PSP, and totally forget the important bit, which is to show them how stupid they sound when they go on about their favourite machine.

We need to make a teenage coming of age movie where the fanboy of the group gets ridiculed incessantly by the rest of the gang to the point where he self monologs and changes his way. And of course then sleeps with the hottest chick on the show as a reward.

If that doesn't stomp out fanboys everywhere, nothing will.

[Nature Boy]

Everyone laugh at the common PSP fan that thinks because it has better graphics that makes it better. Hmm... Now which one has better sales.

I get it. Now you want us to laugh at the common DS fan that thinks that the DS is better because it has better sales. Good one!

The problem with the video is that it doesn't go far enough. Fanboys will just watch it, think it's funny 'cause it's *really* ripping the PSP, and totally forget the important bit, which is to show them how stupid they sound when they go on about their favourite machine.

We need to make a teenage coming of age movie where the fanboy of the group gets ridiculed incessantly by the rest of the gang to the point where he self monologs and changes his way. And of course then sleeps with the hottest chick on the show as a reward.

If that doesn't stomp out fanboys everywhere, nothing will.

[DeputyMoniker]

This guy is awesome. Its like watching Napoleon Dynamite. Perfectly dry humor.
"The gigaflop is garbage, folks. You need a gigaBYTE."
"If you put your mind to it, you can do anything. But not with a DS though 'cuz the DS is a piece of garbage."

[DeputyMoniker]

This guy is awesome. Its like watching Napoleon Dynamite. Perfectly dry humor.
"The gigaflop is garbage, folks. You need a gigaBYTE."
"If you put your mind to it, you can do anything. But not with a DS though 'cuz the DS is a piece of garbage."

[orrimarrko]

LOL

Beautiful - I needed a good laugh today!

[orrimarrko]

LOL

Beautiful - I needed a good laugh today!

[Ed Oscuro]

This fat loser has never and will never get laid.
Don't write in third person, it's creepy, dude. LOL

[Ed Oscuro]

This fat loser has never and will never get laid.
Don't write in third person, it's creepy, dude. LOL

[hezeuschrist]

This fat loser has never and will never get laid.
Don't write in third person, it's creepy, dude. LOL\

Oh man, he just torched your ass! He torched your ass!

<3 Family Guy.

[hezeuschrist]

This fat loser has never and will never get laid.
Don't write in third person, it's creepy, dude. LOL\

Oh man, he just torched your ass! He torched your ass!

<3 Family Guy.

[chicorunsfunny]

Here he is again but with a twist.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=902109023681812200&q=ds


It isn't that great the second time around. -_-

[chicorunsfunny]

Here he is again but with a twist.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=902109023681812200&q=ds


It isn't that great the second time around. -_-

[Ed Oscuro]

This fat loser has never and will never get laid.
Don't write in third person, it's creepy, dude. LOL\

Oh man, he just torched your ass! He torched your ass!

<3 Family Guy.
Waaait, is that your quote, or mine? I think my viewership of Family Guy amounts to maybe half an hour...total. :/

[Ed Oscuro]

This fat loser has never and will never get laid.
Don't write in third person, it's creepy, dude. LOL\

Oh man, he just torched your ass! He torched your ass!

<3 Family Guy.
Waaait, is that your quote, or mine? I think my viewership of Family Guy amounts to maybe half an hour...total. :/

[MegaDrive20XX]

1987 rofflespotatoechipz!!! LOL

I knew he was wrong about the year.

I just love how he says after that "It's a fact...look it up..." with a serious face

[MegaDrive20XX]

1987 rofflespotatoechipz!!! LOL

I knew he was wrong about the year.

I just love how he says after that "It's a fact...look it up..." with a serious face

[hezeuschrist]

This fat loser has never and will never get laid.
Don't write in third person, it's creepy, dude. LOL\

Oh man, he just torched your ass! He torched your ass!

<3 Family Guy.
Waaait, is that your quote, or mine? I think my viewership of Family Guy amounts to maybe half an hour...total. :/

Mine, heh.

Meg: Mom, I don't wanna babysit Stewie anymore! Its saturday night, I could be out having a life!

Lois: Meg, if you don't want to babysit Stewie thats fine, but don't you sit there and lie to me young lady.

Peter:<see above>

[hezeuschrist]

This fat loser has never and will never get laid.
Don't write in third person, it's creepy, dude. LOL\

Oh man, he just torched your ass! He torched your ass!

<3 Family Guy.
Waaait, is that your quote, or mine? I think my viewership of Family Guy amounts to maybe half an hour...total. :/

Mine, heh.

Meg: Mom, I don't wanna babysit Stewie anymore! Its saturday night, I could be out having a life!

Lois: Meg, if you don't want to babysit Stewie thats fine, but don't you sit there and lie to me young lady.

Peter:<see above>

[Happy_Dude]

Here he is again but with a twist.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=902109023681812200&q=ds


It isn't that great the second time around. -_-
It will cost literally trillions of dollars to transition all the worlds T.V's to widescreen.
I heard it on the news

ROFL

[Happy_Dude]

Here he is again but with a twist.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=902109023681812200&q=ds


It isn't that great the second time around. -_-
It will cost literally trillions of dollars to transition all the worlds T.V's to widescreen.
I heard it on the news

ROFL

[Joker T]

Here he is again but with a twist.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=902109023681812200&q=ds


It isn't that great the second time around. -_-

damn you beat me too it LOL

[Lothars]

man this guy is just an idiot, it's not even funny oth the psp and the ds one's are just stupid, I am laughing at how moronic this guy seems to be. if he's suppose to be funny, it a lame attempt

[Hammy]

i think the videos are funny as F**k!

when you've seen one of the videos you've seen em bolth tho ;)

[7th lutz]

To me it doesn't sound funny. The person is a uneducated person in videogames. If he is trying to be funny he is doing a crappy job at it.

[PentiumMMX]

"They say [the DS] is portable, but here's the thing. You have to plug it into your wall to charge it. You can't just charge it while you're walking down the street. What's up with that?"

"You can play the PSP while it's hooked up to the wall. It's true. I've done it before."

"The PSP is going to work as a controller on the Playstation 3. The DS is not going to work as a controller... on the Playstation 3. Look it up."

This guy's an idiot. What I want to know is what the hell is wrong with his DS if he can't play while charging (I was able to finish off Menace in "Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow" while charging my DS).

However, it was funny because of how stupid he is! ROFL

[studvicious]

However, it was funny because of how stupid he is! ROFL

He wasn't being serious in the video.

[Mattiekrome]

I watched all 12 minutes of that one, for some reason I was oddly intrigued by it :hmm:

Its a fact, look it up


And a little more OT (from the same guy)

LOL wowzas! That shovel part killed! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5490517193460945952&q=ds)