25 Best Porn Games

[williewonka2k1]

I LOVE ranking things.

[InsaneDavid]

I LOVE ranking things.

Just a note, if you are going to start another one of these "top" threads, it's usually best if you actually post a list of your own rather than an empty starter thread.

[Jibbajaba]

I LOVE ranking things.

Just a note, if you are going to start another one of these "top" threads, it's usually best if you actually post a list of your own rather than an empty starter thread.

Um, I think he is trying to be a troll.

Hey, how about we do a ranking thread on the top 25 trolls on DP? Now THAT'S something that I would like to see.

Chris

[kentuckyfried]

How about the top 10 most annoying polls?

[Gapporin]

I think I'll send in my list now!

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Well, I'm thinking...

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Man, there's gotta be something good...

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[CosmicMonkey]

It's amazing how games can obtain porno status simply by changing the way we play them. Don't beleive me? Well playing Cards isn't very porno unless you spice it up a bit.

Hence:

Strip Mario Bros
Strip Mario Party
or indeed,
Strip Soul Calibur

Now if I could find a woman that was good enough at Soul Calibur, that'd certainly be a turn-on, especially when you'r both half naked and getting all sweaty and .....*mind drifts off*

[Haoie]

Custer's Revenge.

Nah, just kidding.

I did like the first Leisure Suit Larry. Of course I was too young at the time to figure out the who idea.

[InsaneDavid]

Hey, how about we do a ranking thread on the top 25 trolls on DP? Now THAT'S something that I would like to see.

Now that's a list thread I'd like to contribute to!

[koster]

Courtesy of SeanBaby.com (http://www.seanbaby.com/):
EGM's 10 Naughtiest Games: The Director's Cut (http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty.htm)

[ClubNinja]

Hey, how about we do a ranking thread on the top 25 trolls on DP? Now THAT'S something that I would like to see.

Where you say "trolls", I say "wastes of sperm and egg". Let's do that ranking.

[dedtech]

Courtesy of SeanBaby.com (http://www.seanbaby.com/):
EGM's 10 Naughtiest Games: The Director's Cut (http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty.htm)

Am I the only one that wants to get piss drunk and play the arcade game Boong-Ga Boong-Ga? Of all the games on the Top 10 Naughtiest Games of All Time list this seems like the only one playing. Alhough the thing that bothers me most is that I have actually/sadly played Custer's Revenge. Once, a very long time ago.
Heck there were a bunch of these porno games on the old C-64. Most were homebrew and really bad. I remember one where it was a masturbation simulator and when the player climaxed, the penis shot out ascii characters. That was mildly funny.. once or twice. There was this one rythm game that started off as 1 man 1 woman and, worked its way up to 4 men and 1 woman. (dont ask) These games were all he same though. move he joystick left/right or up/down in a growing rythm untill you built up the meter. To be honest with you they just killed my hand. I jused the old atari 2600 controller on my C-64. It was the best controller at the time but, rather uncomfortable.

[InsaneDavid]

Here, knock yourselves out - Hentai Neko (http://www.hentaineko.com/html_peekv/peek_vgames.shtml).

When I used to turn a small dollar reviewing such games my favorites were...

MayClub
Nocturnal Illusion
Runaway City
Season of the Sakura
Three Sisters' Story
True Love

[Chuplayer]

Polygon Love 2 is my favorite porn game.

[koster]

Courtesy of SeanBaby.com (http://www.seanbaby.com/):
EGM's 10 Naughtiest Games: The Director's Cut (http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty.htm)
Am I the only one that wants to get piss drunk and play the arcade game Boong-Ga Boong-Ga? Of all the games on the Top 10 Naughtiest Games of All Time list this seems like the only one playing. Alhough the thing that bothers me most is that I have actually/sadly played Custer's Revenge. Once, a very long time ago.
Heck there were a bunch of these porno games on the old C-64. Most were homebrew and really bad. I remember one where it was a masturbation simulator and when the player climaxed, the penis shot out ascii characters. That was mildly funny.. once or twice. There was this one rythm game that started off as 1 man 1 woman and, worked its way up to 4 men and 1 woman. (dont ask) These games were all he same though. move he joystick left/right or up/down in a growing rythm untill you built up the meter. To be honest with you they just killed my hand. I jused the old atari 2600 controller on my C-64. It was the best controller at the time but, rather uncomfortable.
That first C64 porno game you mentioned is Stroker (http://www.lemon64.com/reviews/view.php?id=142). It has an online (Flash) sequel of sorts called King Stroker (http://www.kingstroker.com/).

[XYXZYZ]

Polygon Love 2 is my favorite porn game.

Speaking of polygon love, does DOAXVB with the "invisible swimsuit" hack count?

[tornadostormxl]

The Guy game. 8-)

[Damaramu]

Whaaaat?

No Gal's Panic (http://screenmania.retrogames.com/arcade/03/arcade_0085.html)? (pop ups on this one!)

No Battle Raper (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=479)?

Hmmm.....

[Happy_Dude]

Whaaaat?

No Gal's Panic (http://screenmania.retrogames.com/arcade/03/arcade_0085.html)? (pop ups on this one!)

No Battle Raper (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=479)?

Hmmm.....
I was just about to post Gal's Panic.
Now I'v got nothing to post :(

[CosmicMonkey]

If you've ever witnessed two young ladies in short skirts playing Final Furlong, you'd agree that's very, very porno.

Also drunken ladies playing any DDR game can be veeery interesting.

[B - Mark]

My favorite Porn games:
- Gals Panic: Game for Arcade
- Divine Sealing: Unliscensed game for Mega Drive / Genesis

At the moment i played only this games cited in my reply.

[B - Mark]

I have a question about this topic:

The MOD Hot Coffe in GTA San Andreas can be indeed in this list about porn games?

[Daria]

Do hentai games count? Or are we looking for a list of simulated sex games?

Hentai:
Knights of Xentar - Hilarious spoof of an RPG.