The Angry Nintendo nerd(Funny but has offensive language

[7th lutz]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg

The Karate Kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DfdRdOM_B0

Castlevania 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4we8iFk-fY

Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M_4Yqk65f8

Roger Rabbit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6WakV0kWM

I liked the tmnt and The Karate kid videos the most.

The tmnt video near the end of it is funny but true. The Karate kid video near the end is what we all want to do to bad games.

As a warning there is swearing in these videos. This warning is for those who have kids around in the area you have your computer or you labtop and don't want the kids to hear swearing when you want to play this.

[Push Upstairs]

He's right on alot of points.

Especially on TMNT. What a dog of a game.

[odyeiop]

Yeah.. hated Simon's Quest.. ugh.. especially since I was the only person I knew who played it, and never had a strategy guide. The game was retarded.

[Synergy]

Oh my God. I have tears in my eyes from laughing at the part in the TMNT video where he's trying to jump on the ledge to get the half-eaten pizza. LOL LOL LOL

This thread delivers.

[Garry Silljo]

Even though I like the original turtles, I couldn't say he was wrong. I really hope to see him make more. The Dr. Jekyl one was pretty weak though. I realize it was so bad he didnt even want to play it, but seeing the complaints illustrated is what makes this series so fun to watch.

[Fighter17]

Most LJN games were pure crap. :D

[Daria]

Even though I like the original turtles, I couldn't say he was wrong. I really hope to see him make more. The Dr. Jekyl one was pretty weak though. I realize it was so bad he didnt even want to play it, but seeing the complaints illustrated is what makes this series so fun to watch.

I skipped ahead to the gameplay footage and then turned it off. That one wasn't very good at all. The others are funny though, although he needs to vary his swearing somewhat.

[Dobie]

The TMNT review was pretty good. I like his exasperation after figuring out one of the really tough jumps...

"You can just WALK over it!!?" *chugs beer*

LOL

[Xizer]

Quit copy and pasting from GameFAQs. Or Gaming Age. I have seen this same post word-for-word at so many sites...you could at least put some effort into it and change it up.

And why the swearing warning? They're just words. Sounds. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

I have never heard a story of some uttering a curse word and then someone else hearing it and the person dropping dead.

As for the videos, they're hilarious.

[Vinnysdad]

The TMNT video was good. It was fuuny when he put his head through the cabinet door in the Karate Kid video too.

[Steven]

Yeah, the TMNT video ruled. It had me laughing out loud several different times.

Wow.... I always thought Simon's Quest was beloved by most? Guess not...

[smokehouse]

I always like Simon’s Quest but I can clearly see the faults he mentioned. As for TMNT I couldn’t agree more, what a hard-ass game. To this day I have never been able to beat that game. It’s like he said, it was supposed to be played by freaking kids and they made it that difficult!?

No lie, back in 1998, shortly after getting married I was giving TMNT another try when it pissed me off so much, I plucked it out of the NES and went over and chucked out of the patio door on our second floor apartment. My wife just sat there looking strangely at me, I told her to expect more gaming anger as the years go on…LOL

[odyeiop]

Yeah.. I don't think I've had the patience to sit down and take the time to beat the first Turtles game. I did, however, manage to master getting from the beginning to after the bombs without losing any of the Turtles. After that I just start to get confused, and I'm way to stubborn to bother looking up a Walkthrough. I really don't agree with using walkthrough's unless you've already beaten a game, or are really stuck. =P Even then, it's best to ask someone who may know so you don't read something that may spoil something in the game.

That's just my 2 cents. Or 1.77 US cents as the current exchange rate is.

[smokehouse]

I have to admit that the tornado through the mountain trick in Castlevania II really got me back in the day. I couldn't figure it out until going to the mall with my parents and looking in up in a gaming magazine......I was kid for crying out loud! How was anyone supposed to guess that?

[odyeiop]

I have to admit that the tornado through the mountain trick in Castlevania II really got me back in the day. I couldn't figure it out until going to the mall with my parents and looking in up in a gaming magazine......I was kid for crying out loud! How was anyone supposed to guess that?


or are really stuck

=D But yeah.. that is really stupid on the developers behalf. I would like to know if the game fell behind in development time, or if they just really miffed up the whole thing without Beta testing.. or just what went wrong. There's a lot that wasn't thought out very well. =(

I tried to like the game.. I really did. I probably rented it more than anything else way back when. I just never got past the first bit of the game. I think it's probably the only Castlevania (that I have played) that I still have yet to beat to this day. Evening knowing what I now know, I probably still won't even bother trying.

[Blitzwing256]

The big killer to simon's quest and why the deborah cliff thing were so hard to figure out?

horrid translation, one of the clue books tells you exactly what to do (same with the yuba lake with the blue crystal) the translated version of the clue is more cryptic and doesn't quite tell you exactly what to do.

while i'm here, the funny thing about the tmnt video when the guy was trying to jump over that hole to get the missle, and crying about having to backtrack if you missed the jump, you CAN just jump right up there, if you do a spinning jump so you hit the edge of the platform you'll make it, dumbass ;-)

[Push Upstairs]

I even had my "NES Game Atlas" to tell me where to go and what to do and neither my frind and ever bothered to beat TMNT.

I think we got tired of trying to make those stupid jumps in the sewers, missing, and then having to play the level all over again *BECAUSE 4 FOOT TALL TURTLES DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM*!

But he was a friggin expert at the dam level.

[jajaja]

The Turtles movie sux hehe :P At first he say: "How da hell im i supose to get up there?" he just walks up and die. Why didnt he just press select and chose Donatelo at once, why die first? He also stands on the edge of the crate, waiting for the enemy to come. Why dont just stand under him, jump and hit.. You also complain about that he only got a pizza for all that work, but the first thing you see when you enter the door is the pizza. So why on earth did he try to get up there if he didnt want the pizza?

The only thing i agree with it is the small jump where you just have to walk over. Its not the first thing you think of. The underwater level can be frustrating too, but its totaly doable with some practice. I assume the movie is put on the edge, atleast i hope so. The game is hard yes, but its totaly doable. I did beat it when i was 10 years old or so :P

[Blitzwing256]

he was just going for the "seanbaby" style of reviewing stuff, overexagerating anything "bad" about a game and coming up with "hilarious" vulgarities to amuse other 18 year old drunks, I do have to agree with him on karate kid though, some games i just can't defend ;-)

[Push Upstairs]

I've never played "The Karate Kid".


After seeing that video, i consider myself to be pretty goddamn lucky i havent.

4 levels? What a rip-off.

[Steven]

Yeah, I had (fond and not so fond) memories of TMNT the NES game as a kid. Overall, for $2, I say every NES owner who is serious should have a copy. Why not?

And yeah, I remember the Donatello sticking Rocksteady part. But I hated the underwater level with the electrice leaves.

Huh.... so they can swim there... but can't swim in other levels.... @_@

[c2000]

As long as he doesn't try to be funny or swear 'for the sake of it' it's pretty good.

The Turtles video was pretty good as was the Castlevania 2 one. Like said the Dr Jeckle video is worthless.

[christhegamer]

Ranting over the obscenities and logical injustices of impossible NES games while invening new ways to make your grandma flip-over in her grave via trash talk;

sounds like my kind of guy :D

[Daria]

while i'm here, the funny thing about the tmnt video when the guy was trying to jump over that hole to get the missle, and crying about having to backtrack if you missed the jump, you CAN just jump right up there, if you do a spinning jump so you hit the edge of the platform you'll make it, dumbass ;-)

He was attempting a spinning jump at one point. That wasn't working.

[rbudrick]

This guy is a fucking dumbass. When I was 10 years old I beat Karate Kid on FIRST TRY. The game is easy as piss. I always wished it was a much harder. I never, ever had that problem with falling into pits. He took hits on purpose in those videos to make the games look worse than they are. You've got to be the stupidest dumbass in the world to get you ass kicked that bad in Karate Kid.

As for Simon's Quest, it's got it's flaws, but it's 10x better than almost anything on the NES. Great music too. Wasn't there a clue in the game about praying by Deborah Cliff or something? I beat the game in 7 days when it came out. Wasn't that hard.

-Rob

[XYXZYZ]

I did not like these. I think this guy is too impatient to play Nintendo games. He doesn't seem to grasp the idea of "learn from your mistakes" and the concept of "practice" He was whining and bitching about TMNT because he didn't know how to play it. I can finish TMNT without dying (sometimes). It just takes a little practice- you die at the hard parts, and try not to do it again the next time. And that part where he couldn't get over that small jump- I was sitting there saying "Walk over it, dumbass! Everybody who played SUPER FSKING MARIO BROS. (If you had a Nintendo, you played SMB) knows that you can often skip over gaps as wide as the character. That was just common Nintendo lore.

By the way, I think the first TMNT game is much more fun than the repetetive arcade-style game that came after it.

And Castlevania II? He was bitching about all the challenging parts to that game, then saying "They don't add to the challenge." He was complaining about spending so much time collecting hearts, dying, and losing them all. Here's the trick- DON'T DIE! Oh wait, that means you'll have to practice and get better at fighting. Fuck that! See, in Castlevania II you have to plan ahead- You know you're going to need 250 hearts for the magic whip or whatever in the town after this mansion, so start collecting now and until you get there- DON'T DIE! When you die in CVII, you always start back pretty much just where you died, even when you continue! Losing all your hearts is the real consequence.

As far as knowing to attack the orb with a stake, the manual told you, but even without it's not hard to figure out. But kneeling on Debrorah's Cliff with the red crystal... yeah, that "Hit your head on Deborah's Cliff" clue wasn't very useful. I found that out via magazines etc.

And I really liked Castlevania II as well as TMNT. You know, I'm really surprised this guy thought Zelda II was good. I figure he'd bury that one.

[boatofcar]

This guy is a fucking dumbass. When I was 10 years old I beat Karate Kid on FIRST TRY. The game is easy as piss. I always wished it was a much harder. I never, ever had that problem with falling into pits. He took hits on purpose in those videos to make the games look worse than they are. You've got to be the stupidest dumbass in the world to get you ass kicked that bad in Karate Kid.

As for Simon's Quest, it's got it's flaws, but it's 10x better than almost anything on the NES. Great music too. Wasn't there a clue in the game about praying by Deborah Cliff or something? I beat the game in 7 days when it came out. Wasn't that hard.

-Rob


I was doing Jessica simpson Doggy style while browsing the board and thought " Yo is JLH doin playboy?" So i took out my phizzone and chirped a couple homeyz. You know Snoop Dawg, P diddy, John Stewart, Martha Stewart, The President of Mars.... No biggie just some peeps im tight with. Anyway they was all like yeah man shes gonna be in Playboy. So I went over to her Jennifers place and we played a couple games of Mario Kart and she got me a part in her new movie. Just a little part no biggie. I have this scene where I kill some ninjas with my 63 inch flacid penis of death. They glued some spikes and shit on it. No big deal. Sylvester Stallone is my dad.

I do believe you're the video game equivalent of muffinman943's collection of movie star friends. Please get over yourself.

[jcheatle]

Giving props to the Castlevania 2 vid (first one I watched)... pretty funny even though I do enjoy the game. From there, though, I got most of the way through TMNT and it certainly devolved quickly.

Really repetitive with lots of gratuitious swearing. Not that I care at all about profanity, but it seemed to be there just for the sake of being there (as somebody noted earlier, the "Seanbaby" style of reviewing, which I coincidentally liked a LOT more 8 years ago when I was 18, go figure...) As a writer myself, the dialogue wore on me greatly, but then, there isn't much else to it, is there?

Then again, it's still more / better than anything I've done lately, on camera anyway.

[boatofcar]

Giving props to the Castlevania 2 vid (first one I watched)... pretty funny even though I do enjoy the game. From there, though, I got most of the way through TMNT and it certainly devolved quickly.

Really repetitive with lots of gratuitious swearing. Not that I care at all about profanity, but it seemed to be there just for the sake of being there (as somebody noted earlier, the "Seanbaby" style of reviewing, which I coincidentally liked a LOT more 8 years ago when I was 18, go figure...)

I'm right there with you. Seanbaby was a lot funnier when I was 18, but that was only 7 years ago :)

I find these videos are a lot better if you cut them off before all the commentary at then end. The in-game commentary is still pretty funny, and I did get a good laugh out of the beginning of the Karate Kid video:

"This game is....ass."

[Jisho]

The "Seanbaby" style is still funny when he actually writes a review. He now a lot of other stupid "top of" lists and stuff for EGM and that's it.

Or I live in a cave.

And the Castlevania II review kind of bugged me since I like the game a lot (even though the night and day thing is dumb). But the "Rogger Rabbit" review struck a chorde w/ me since I actually had it and played it.

[Garry Silljo]

The Turtles movie sux hehe :P At first he say: "How da hell im i supose to get up there?" he just walks up and die. Why didnt he just press select and chose Donatelo at once, why die first?

He knows to use Donatello, he says so after illustrating the uselessness of the other turtle. The reason he showed the death could be for players who arent very good yet and have lost Donatello. Using him is obvious to players like us, but not all players have our experience and can make mistakes like not having all the turtles at this point. I find your complaint invalid. He makes a good point here, because this shouldnt have been designed to require a certain turtle, if there is a chance the player wont even have him. Also, don't bring up that he DID have him, because that isn't what he was trying to illustrate.

[Garry Silljo]

double. Oops

[Xizer]

And Castlevania II? He was bitching about all the challenging parts to that game, then saying "They don't add to the challenge." He was complaining about spending so much time collecting hearts, dying, and losing them all. Here's the trick- DON'T DIE! Oh wait, that means you'll have to practice and get better at fighting. Fuck that! See, in Castlevania II you have to plan ahead- You know you're going to need 250 hearts for the magic whip or whatever in the town after this mansion, so start collecting now and until you get there- DON'T DIE! When you die in CVII, you always start back pretty much just where you died, even when you continue! Losing all your hearts is the real consequence.


You could basically take this and apply this to any game. Don't like starting over in Sonic Rush?- DON'T DIE! Don't like restarting a world in Super Mario Bros.?- DON'T DIE!...5 times. Don't want to have to start from the beginning in [insert game here]- DON'T DIE!

DON'T DIE! DON'T DIE! DON'T DIE!

I wish I could be like you and just think to myself, "hey, I'm not going to die. All right." and never die in a video game ever again. You, sir, possess powers far beyond my mere mortal abilities. I am impressed.

[Sothy]

This is the best reviewer ever.
He tells it like it is.


Official Sothy seal of approval.
Id buy this guy a beer.

[jajaja]

The Turtles movie sux hehe :P At first he say: "How da hell im i supose to get up there?" he just walks up and die. Why didnt he just press select and chose Donatelo at once, why die first?

He knows to use Donatello, he says so after illustrating the uselessness of the other turtle. The reason he showed the death could be for players who arent very good yet and have lost Donatello. Using him is obvious to players like us, but not all players have our experience and can make mistakes like not having all the turtles at this point. I find your complaint invalid. He makes a good point here, because this shouldnt have been designed to require a certain turtle, if there is a chance the player wont even have him. Also, don't bring up that he DID have him, because that isn't what he was trying to illustrate.

First, i did not complain, i just statet my opinion.

That is exactly why the developers made 4 turtles with diffrent skills. Donatelo can hit enemies within a long range, but is slow and ralph can hit enemies within a close range, but is quick. This is also why you can change turtle anywhere and anytime in the game. You "need" Donatelo (possibly Michelangeo too) to get up there. Its possible to get up there with any turtle, but you will lose life and if you get hit you fall down from the ladder.

So its not a valid point. If it was i could complaint that its hard to complete the last level in Doom 2 with chainsaw only and say the game sux because of this, or that you need the yellow keycard to open yellow doors, but you dont see me making a movie about it.

In games generaly you find items that makes it easier, like bigger guns, more powerful armor etc. In this case, its easier to do it with Donatelo. If you already lost him you can use another turtle since its possible. And if you cant make it with another turtle, then you start the game over again and try again. Same goes for all games, if you run out of ammo for a powerful gun you cant use it. It will be harder yes, but its doable. Practice makes champions.

[rbudrick]

And I really liked Castlevania II as well as TMNT. You know, I'm really surprised this guy thought Zelda II was good. I figure he'd bury that one.

I liked them all. I'm in the group of people that has no idea why people rag on Zelda II...Though I must admit, level 6 on TMNT took me about 3 years to get through, but the first 5 levels I always got through easily, thanks to Nintendo Power. I finally just went in and out of a building in level 3 a million times until everyone had the maximum amount of scroll weapons. I cruised right through level 6 then!


I do believe you're the video game equivalent of muffinman943's collection of movie star friends. Please get over yourself.

I can't. I'm Rob Muthafuckin Budrick. Recognize.

-Rob

[skaar]

I'd have to weigh in at this point - Zelda II is awesome.

Nintendo games had the unique "benefit" of really defining gameplay for a larger audience. The keep playing it until you beat it mindset seems to have been lost for a large part of the video gaming players - but this might not be a bad thing. There's not much fun in dying repeatedly in order to improve... but when you do put the effort in it really is quite satisfying.

Modern games seem to have lowered the bar simply because it's so much easier to toss it aside - back then you had begged and pleaded for weeks for that new NES game so you better freaking play it.

Some older games just took so much bloody-minded effort to beat that a lot of modern gamers just don't want to bother. I admit myself getting frustrated a lot more at games these days then I would have back then. Maybe it's the free time I have now versus then... maybe I'm just getting old.

That being said - when beating a game almost requires a hintbook... that's no good. (I did beat Simon's Quest as a child, don't think I'd bother to do it again today)

[Pico956]

This guy is angry, very angry.

I can see that alot of people disagree with his beef with certain games.

Personally, I share alot of his anguish. I hated Castlevania II as a kid and I still do. I always thought the game wasn't very straight forward when it came to solving junk.

TMNT was just horrible. I could never play that game and enjoy it. Alot of the parts were SO frustrating and un enjoyable. The reoccurring enemies and not powerups was a huge flaw.

Karate Kid, well, just watch the video.

[XYXZYZ]

You could basically take this and apply this to any game. Don't like starting over in Sonic Rush?- DON'T DIE! Don't like restarting a world in Super Mario Bros.?- DON'T DIE!...5 times. Don't want to have to start from the beginning in [insert game here]- DON'T DIE!

DON'T DIE! DON'T DIE! DON'T DIE!

I wish I could be like you and just think to myself, "hey, I'm not going to die. All right." and never die in a video game ever again. You, sir, possess greaters far beyond my mere mortal abilities. I am impressed.

I never said "decide not to die". My whole point is that if you get bitten by a consequence, you screwed up and need to practice more. So, if you don't like starting over in Sonic Rush, "get better".

[Chuplayer]

I've beaten the first TMNT without a Game Genie, but I have to agree. That game was one bad mother.

[Xizer]

I never said "decide not to die". My whole point is that if you get bitten by a consequence, you screwed up and need to practice more. So, if you don't like starting over in Sonic Rush, "get better".

The problem here is that games are supposed to be fun. I don't consider having to start over and over and replay the same level over and over fun. Video games aren't some kind of skill you're training in like programming or martial arts. There's actually a point to mastering something like that, but video games? Just how does it benefit you to spend countless hours becoming good at a single game? You're basically just moving pixels around a screen.

[jajaja]

Video games aren't some kind of skill you're training in like football or martial arts.

In some cases it is. Theres alot of money behind some video games. In South Korea they have a own TV channel about Star Craft. If youre good at Starcraft you get the same status as a popstar, its that big down there.

Counter Strike is another game. If you play on a server with alot of ranked players you get butchered. Many are sick good because of years of training and practice. In big tournaments there are thousands of dollars in first price.

How hard games are variates from person to person so there arent any correct answer here, only personal opinions. Games without challenge isnt really that fun tho :)

[Garry Silljo]

Video games aren't some kind of skill you're training in like football or martial arts.

In some cases it is. Theres alot of money behind some video games. In South Korea they have a own TV channel about Star Craft. If youre good at Starcraft you get the same status as a popstar, its that big down there.

Counter Strike is another game. If you play on a server with alot of ranked players you get butchered. Many are sick good because of years of training and practice. In big tournaments there are thousands of dollars in first price.

How hard games are variates from person to person so there arent any correct answer here, only personal opinions. Games without challenge isnt really that fun tho :)

Great point. Now point me to the next Simon's Quest tournament so I can train up. ..... Wait, what do you mean there isn't one?!?!?!? Oh well, more time to train for the NES TMNT1 tourney.

[jajaja]

Great point. Now point me to the next Simon's Quest tournament so I can train up. ..... Wait, what do you mean there isn't one?!?!?!? Oh well, more time to train for the NES TMNT1 tourney.

Sign you up? I thought you where going to arrange it this year like you did last year. You mean you havnt prepared it yet?? Shit, i have over 50 buddies here comming to you next weekend to play the tournament!

[ROBOTNIK666]

Yeah, I found this last week. Hilarious!

I love the part in Roger Rabbit, where you're really supposed to call Jessica Rabbit. I dialed the number out of curiousity, and it is now a phone sex hotline.

[skaar]

The problem here is that games are supposed to be fun. I don't consider having to start over and over and replay the same level over and over fun. Video games aren't some kind of skill you're training in like programming or martial arts. There's actually a point to mastering something like that, but video games? Just how does it benefit you to spend countless hours becoming good at a single game? You're basically just moving pixels around a screen.

Some people appreciate a challenge. Video games aren't supposed to be fun - they're supposed to be entertainment. They offer everything from pick-up-and-play-hooray-you're-teh-winnar! to my-god-this-is-f*kng-impossible-it's-cheating!

Put some effort into something and you feel rewarded when you achieve it. There's a reason games have harder difficulty settings.

[rbudrick]

Great point. Now point me to the next Simon's Quest tournament so I can train up. ..... Wait, what do you mean there isn't one?!?!?!? Oh well, more time to train for the NES TMNT1 tourney.

Sign you up? I thought you where going to arrange it this year like you did last year. You mean you havnt prepared it yet?? Shit, i have over 50 buddies here comming to you next weekend to play the tournament!

I actually won a TMNT II tournament when I was 14 or 15. I won that Konami headset controller that you yell stuff into to fire.

So pbbblllttt. :P :D

-Rob

[jajaja]

Hehe thats pretty cool rob :) How did the compo works? Time attack or comming the longest without dying?

[Garry Silljo]

Great point. Now point me to the next Simon's Quest tournament so I can train up. ..... Wait, what do you mean there isn't one?!?!?!? Oh well, more time to train for the NES TMNT1 tourney.

Sign you up? I thought you where going to arrange it this year like you did last year. You mean you havnt prepared it yet?? Shit, i have over 50 buddies here comming to you next weekend to play the tournament!

I actually won a TMNT II tournament when I was 14 or 15. I won that Konami headset controller that you yell stuff into to fire.

So pbbblllttt. :P :D

-Rob

What's your point? The game you mentioned was neither of the games I mentioned. You have shown me nothing.

[rbudrick]

Hehe thats pretty cool rob How did the compo works? Time attack or comming the longest without dying?

I believe it was who could get the highest score in 15 minutes (or maybe 5 or 10...I can't remember). It was just a local thing at my favorite game store (R.I.P.) of my youth-Computer Junction (later Game Junction) in Milford, NH.



What's your point? The game you mentioned was neither of the games I mentioned. You have shown me nothing.

I have shown you my mad skillz in TMNT 2. ;) Behold, for I am Rob MFing Budrick.

-Rob

[ROBOTNIK666]

Look out everybody... he's done another one.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=y306cWw98a4

This time, it's Back to the Future.

[ryborg]

Look out everybody... he's done another one.

Hey, you just beat me to this post by ten minutes.

I thought this video was extremely well done and the best out of the six he's done so far. I hope he keeps them coming!
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[Kitsune Sniper]

Boy he does suck hard. Back to the Future is not really that hard. Annoying, yes. Frustrating, yes. But hard?

He didn't even make it to the guitar stage! Bah.

On the other hand Back to the Future 2+3 really is a piece of shit that makes no fucking sense at all.

[NintenDk]

I was really good at KARATE KID and could beat it multiple times in a row, easilly dodge the hammer and catch the flies LOL

and back to the fute: What the fuck is the point of having a jump button if it does absolutely nothing! LOL

[MegaDrive20XX]

Simon's Quest, he can kiss it...but had some funny points about it. Yet someone remind of why CastleVania II had the fuckin coolest Nintendo Power cover ever in 1988? Oh yeah, because it was the SHIT and still is! If he thinks that Day/night crap was sooo bad, he should have seen the Famicom Disk version where you had to flip to side A or B depending on where you were in the game

My only problem with this guy was the TMNT bashing, why was he comparing it to the CARTOON. The first game was more closely related to the comics wasn't it? The artwork cover speaks for itself I'd say...yet using the cartoon April and Splinter could pretty much give a confusing idea of what it's meant to be. TMNT2/The Arcade however, was the real Cartoon spin-off.

I wanna see him do "Fester's Quest"...I bet that would be a fuckin riot by far lol That game is still fustrating as HELL to me. LOL LOL

[boatofcar]

Look out everybody... he's done another one.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=y306cWw98a4

This time, it's Back to the Future.

Don't let that little blue bird get you....ASS!

Definitely his best one by far. If this guy is in college, I bet he's some kind of hero.

[kainemaxwell]

I totally agree with his TMNT video. I had issues with the same spots he mentione dwhen I played it as a kid.

[cyberfluxor]

Good shitty reviews, I like it! It's assholes like the video here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDIyPjJF8fU) that make gamers look bad, even if it's supposed to be a joke.

[c0ldb33r]

This guy is a fucking dumbass. When I was 10 years old I beat Karate Kid on FIRST TRY. The game is easy as piss. I always wished it was a much harder. I never, ever had that problem with falling into pits. He took hits on purpose in those videos to make the games look worse than they are. You've got to be the stupidest dumbass in the world to get you ass kicked that bad in Karate Kid.

As for Simon's Quest, it's got it's flaws, but it's 10x better than almost anything on the NES. Great music too. Wasn't there a clue in the game about praying by Deborah Cliff or something? I beat the game in 7 days when it came out. Wasn't that hard.

-Rob
I think you're taking this a little too seriously - it's just a joke, and damn funny at that LOL

[ROBOTNIK666]

Yay! A new one!

http://screwattack.com/Flash%20HTML/ANN/Mckids/McKids.html

[Garry Silljo]

Yay! A new one!

http://screwattack.com/Flash%20HTML/ANN/Mckids/McKids.html

That one wasnt too great. I think he shouldve picked a worse game. I mean, he admits right at the start that it wasnt that bad and names games he thought were worse, so why didnt he just do those instead?

I like him, but he needs to really pick the worst of the worst.

[Push Upstairs]

He should do "Bart vs the Space Mutants".

[2Dskillz]

The newwest one was lacking heart.

[B - Mark]

Yeah.. hated Simon's Quest.. ugh.. especially since I was the only person I knew who played it, and never had a strategy guide. The game was retarded.

I have a friend who hates Castlevania II: Simon´s Quest too.

My opinion about this game:
I have this game is different compared with 1st Castlevania.

My favorite Castlevania games are:
- Castlevania I ( NES )
- Castlevania III: Dracula´s Curse ( NES )
- Castlevania Bloodlines ( Mega Drive / Genesis )
- Castlevania Circle of the Moon ( Game Boy Advance )
- Castlevania Aria of Sorrow ( Game Boy Advance )
- Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance ( Game Boy Advance )

Now, the crappy game for NES is Totall Recall.
I played this game and i never terminated the 1st stage.
His playability is bad.

In Brazilian EGM i read about facts occurs with American EGM and they call the history about this game:
The American EGM give low notes for Totall Recall and Acclaim, the producer of this game retires his advertisings for the magazine as a answer for the low notes for his game.

In my opinion this is a pathetic act.

The company makes a weak game and feels offended.

[ROBOTNIK666]

One thing I didn't like about the MCKids one is that he doesn't appear on camera at all (execpt for at the very end saying "Toasty!").

[jobowyer]

He needs to start hating on some games that really deserve it. Like Bump N Jump and every other game I couldn't beat as a child. He just better leave Zelda 2 alone.

[theshizzle3000]

Yeah i remember playing roger rabbit at blockbuster when they use to actually have game demos out. And i was like eight thinking how in the world am i supposed to drive this car because when I go up it goes in the completely opposite direction talk about some serious crap.

[rbudrick]

I think you're taking this a little too seriously - it's just a joke, and damn funny at that

I think you're taking me too seriously. ;)

-Rob

[/b/tard]

HAHAHA. Simply hilarious. I found myself laughing out loud at all of his reviews, even his M.C. Kids review, which is a game I am quite fond of.

[Graham Mitchell]

The thing that officially won me over was his demonstration of the dynamite during the Roger Rabbit video. "So you think this is gonna be the best explosion ever, huh?"

[ROBOTNIK666]

Yay! ANOTHER new one!

http://screwattack.com/Flash%20HTML/ANN/Wally/wally.html

[Synergy]

Hahaha, this guy rules.

"Press Here!? Seriously...PRESS HERE!?" "Urr..durrr....how do I put the game in?"

I'm too easily amused. LOL

[MegaDrive20XX]

Did we post the Roger Rabbit one? That was too much LOL

[Garry Silljo]

The "press here" bit was the best part of the Wally bear one. the review part lacked the anger that reviews such as Karate Kid and BTTF had.

[Kitsune Sniper]

Nnnnnnnnnope.

Still not even remotely funny. And the fact that he's got a theme song? Ego trip.