How about a good old fashion FANBOY WAR!!

[XYXZYZ]

I miss the days of Nintendo Vs Sega, Mode 7 vs Blast Processing, Plumbers vs Hedgehogs, FEKA goons VS Johnny Turbo... okay, actually I don't miss that very much but it'd still be fun to throw maturity out the window and have a good old fashion fanboy war for the upcoming console generation, contained in this thread.

Here are the rules-

1. You may not use 100% correct spelling and grammar.
2. You are not allowed to be rational or middle of the road.
3. You may only choose all three sides if you brag about getting all three systems because you're rich.
4. Bonus points for comparing pointess hardware specs.
5. Bonus points for quoting GameFAQs as a trusted information source.
6. Minsinformed or exaggerated information may only be rebutted with other misinformed or exaggerated information.

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I'll be a Nintendo fanboy-

The POS3 is going to suck!!!! It's way too expensive and there hardwear never works when it comes out. ALL the games are the same thing as POS2 games but their more expensive. Sony is only ripping off Nintendo and Micro$oft ideas, their Wiimote knockoff doesn't even work right lol. IBM even said that the POS3 chips don't work at all lol. Nintendo will be teh best becaues their system is all about real games not hollywood movie games. Nintendo is innovating with new technology and bringing something new to the table not just the same old hollywood movie games. DON'T GET POS3 YOULL JUST LOSE ALL YOU'RE MONEY WHEN IT BREAKS . M$ XBOX 360 IS TOO EXPENSIVE AND IT OVERHEATS TO. AND ALL THE GAMES ARE JUST SEQUELS TO CRAPPY XBOX GAMES AND ONLY MICRO$OFT SHEEP HAVE THEM BAAAA.:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Okay, your turn!

[diskoboy]

I'd be the Sega fanboy if they had a console coming out.. :(

[XYXZYZ]

I'd be the Sega fanboy if they had a console coming out.. :(

That's okay, you can be a disgruntled old-timer who champions the potential of the unfairly killed Dreamcast over any console that comes after it.

[p_b]

I'd be the Sega fanboy if they had a console coming out..
But Segay is the Suxx0r :P

[Muscelli]

nintendo sucks, its gay-cube and gay-boy both are kidie trash, not to mention nintendo wii which has sucky graphics and a stupid controller

[Damaniel]

I guess I'll take the Sony fanboy perspective:

Teh PS3 is gonna PWN XBOX360 and Wii. Wii is a stupid name! Thats what u do in the bathroom lol! Nintendumb only makes dumb games for littel kids theyre all gonna look stupid using the Wiimote too. teh Wii wont do hi-def cause it SUCKS! and the graphics will SUCK to! While u stupid Wii fanboys sit around catching pokemon, us REAL GAMERS will be playng REAL games!!1! And the PS3 wont overhet and MELT like the XBox360 does! U losers can go buy ur stupid Wii and 360, but im going to have mor games with violens & blood to play than u! Plus the PS3 has liek 7 processers in it says my friend SonyPWNS_1992 which will make it FASTER and BETTER then ur dumb kiddy games.

(now my brain hurts...trying to intentionally write like a fanboy is hard ;))

[The Shawn]

PS 3 and Wii don't have Dead Rising :D Plus Sony just sux. :)

[The Plucky Little Ninja]

The PeeS3 will be teh SUXX0R. Even Sony nows that there System will suck. Thats why the won't do E3. There all like Wah Wah everyone hates use because our PeeS3 is to expensive and crappy!

And everyone else is all like, were gonna buy a suXbox360 and play with our Wiis at the same time as our suXboxes overheat and we play with our shitty graphic kiddy games and... wait which system was I supporting?

[Dangerboy]

LOMGWTFBBQ!! P5>< or1gi/\/@/_ 15 50 /\/\ uCh 83773r 7h4/\/ @/\/y7hi/\/g LOLROTFL

/-\11 |-|/-\iL E/\/0S L1V35

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F\_/c|<1/\/G \/@r|2/\/75.

: )

[s1lence]

ROLFOMGLOLWAFFLES WIL TAK3 TH3 WII TO T3H TOPZ?>!<!<!<!>@<!#@<>#!@>#<!@#!@<#

[DigitalSpace]

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7533/lolzmikeak3.gif

[exit]

NEANTENDO HAZ NO HALO GRAPHIXS OLOL

http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/media/2006/04/360fanboyearth.jpg

[Jibbajaba]

Paging Xizer.... Xizer.... You have a phone call on line 3....

Chris

[aaronpetrosky]

LOL The 64 was released to save mankind! it's like wh0a a we some it has the greatest graphics N games in hestory

Nintendo like ruxors over all WOOOT 000tt!

[jcalder8]

now that the kidys have had thur pointless $hit lets let the men talk about the important system MS already owns the net and comp ne1 not smrt enough to c that should get whatz cumin. look at the pix N vids nothing looks better now that they got the %hit gonin on w/ the wireless everyone is tryin to tap that now but evry one nos who didit first. youall are jjst in deniel if u cant see it, deneil isnt just ariver ya now. bout time everyone own up to the greatness of the godsetn XBOX360 all you fanboyz need to jsut fucoff the thread man go back to playn with youre toys ill send you some barbys for Xmas

360 has got more power than anythin sucky an there pos3 2 or 1 combined could ever hope to put out i would talk bout the nintenwont but whats the point i mean who wants to have to swing something around there heads in order to jump in a gaem i now someone who played it at EEE and he siad that there are no butons on the controller so no matter what you have the move the weemote and what kind of dum name is wII what the hell does that mean not that i care or ne1 with taste would care. how dum can nintenwont get they are just so bad its like the same as the lamecube but now you have to move around in order to play i bet the peaple who play nintendo are so stupid they dont know how to push buttons so thats why they had to do that

everyone will always copy MS because they were the 1st ande are the best at what hey do even sucky can see it and thtas why they charge 1000 for the pos3 and all the games will be old 360 ones that wont look or play good i see the vids and thnk they look like lamecube games

u now im right but you kidys and grils cant see that a man is right geez grow up

[Richter Belmount]

OMG WHYzs u go xbox!1>? Its evul Micro$oft want to control the world hahah xboxweak60 rolf! lol121 IT nawt lik Sony , sony doNT vant money$s$ tey r best frends w/ u!21!lol(nawt that ways rofls)
DAnt leeve pSthree we Gonna g3t funal funtusy 15 rolfs , and Metal G3ars 4-9~! Huh Huh MAster chief! Master queef~!!! rolfs master bation huh huh hu

[gjb-sensei]

Teh PSThree is goin to kick the cr@p out of teh Pee-Wii becuz sony creats teh best gamez and hardwarez and their stuff is so freakin' cool. Yeah, all my friendz on myspace think it's the bestestz.

[joshnickerson]

ALL TEH STUPID GAME MAKRES LIKE $ONY AND M$ AND GAYCUBE WIL GO OUUT OF BUSINESS SOON BECAUSE N-GAUGE IS MUCH BETTER THAT THE GAY DS OR THE PSSUCKS AND NOKIA MAKES MORE MONEY AND NINTENDO STOLE ALL THIER IDEAS FROM MEXICANS LOOK IT UP IT'S A FACT.

[Sothy]

NEO GEO 4 LYFE!

YER MOMS A WHORE LOLZ

[XYXZYZ]

360 has got more power than anythin sucky an there pos3 2 or 1 combined could ever hope to put out

lol yeah the power TO MELT ITSELF cuz that dumbass at the factory didnt know how to take off the sticker off the heat sink and the power supply has cheap solder just like the XBOX does. LOL LOL LOL LOL I bet micro$oft is still losing like $300 on every 360 and they all catch on fire lol

[Joker T]

PS3 PWNS 360, CAN YOUR 360 MOW A LAWN?

NO I DIDNT THINK SO.

[Slate]

j0|<3rT t3hn w|-|y iz ur /-\\/aTAR g\_/y waching dr00l1ng p$3 z0mbeez wOtchENG thr33s1xt33s m0wing ur lawn an den sk8board3ng thru w1nd0ws?!

LOL

[zerohero]

The Sega Genesis was never close in comparison to the Super Nintendo.

[MarioMania]

The Super NES rules all

[Richter Belmount]

SCrEW U

EVeryone knows that ;)

[scooterb23]

fuk all y'all, bally astrocade 4 lyfe, biches

[exit]

I BASHED MY PIECE(OF)SHIT2(PS2 GET IT LMAOFF) WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER AND NOW IT DOESNT WURK, IZ NAWT AS DURIBAL AZ MAH 360 (WITCH I ALSO BASHED W/ A SLUDGEHAMMAR) AND I SET DAT 1 ON FIAH N I WURKS FYNE!!!!11111 GAWD Y DUN DEY MAYKE IT AZ DURIBLE AZ DA 360?!?!?!

[Joker T]

XBOX 360 SUX CUZ I MOVED IT WHILE IT WAS ON AND IT BROKE MY DISK. WTF!?!?!?

[JJNova]

This thread is ridiculous. Everyone knows that Nintendo has put the final nail in their coffin with the <s>GBA</s> ... <s>Nintendo 64 </s> ... <s> Nintendo DS </s> ... Wii. The Wii is such a gimmick with it's <s> D Pad </s> ... <s> Analog Stick </s> ... <s> Shoulder Pads </s> ... <s> Force Feedback </s> ... Motion Sensing and it's built in Speaker.

[Richter Belmount]

I BASHED MY PIECE(OF)SHIT2(PS2 GET IT LMAOFF) WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER AND NOW IT DOESNT WURK, IZ NAWT AS DURIBAL AZ MAH 360 (WITCH I ALSO BASHED W/ A SLUDGEHAMMAR) AND I SET DAT 1 ON FIAH N I WURKS FYNE!!!!11111 GAWD Y DUN DEY MAYKE IT AZ DURIBLE AZ DA 360?!?!?!

Yah rolfs! NObodii trust Sonys if they mad condoms! tay all brake rolfs

[tom]

Just 3?
You never gamed on a PC/Mac then?
They rule and make games on XBox/360/Cube/Wiii/Ps2/3 look like my Magnavox Odyssey (Poooong!!!)

[badinsults]

haha every0n3 knows $0ny and M$ is going to loose lolz you cant win withouts the gamez. ps3 more like ps costs a fortune or xbox 360 cant playz the blu3 rayz fjffjf wii man cant looze they have miamotot and red steels and all the old gamez for downloads lolz

[Slate]

haha every0n3 knows $0ny and M$ is going to loose lolz you cant win withouts the gamez. ps3 more like ps costs a fortune or xbox 360 cant playz the blu3 rayz fjffjf wii man cant looze they have miamotot and red steels and all the old gamez for downloads lolz

h33 hA hAH

w3l u r g01ng pazt dead r1sing 1t rUl3z!

RIIRRR

"i am 3v1l h0-mer! 1 a/\/\ 3\/1l h0-mer!"

[evil_genius]

nintendo doesnt care about moneys they only wanna make good games

[jcalder8]

360 has got more power than anythin sucky an there pos3 2 or 1 combined could ever hope to put out

lol yeah the power TO MELT ITSELF cuz that dumbass at the factory didnt know how to take off the sticker off the heat sink and the power supply has cheap solder just like the XBOX does. LOL LOL LOL LOL I bet micro$oft is still losing like $300 on every 360 and they all catch on fire lol

at least the 360 is out u know the pos3 aynt even comn out everyone who knows $hit nose iz right
at least the 360 wont die when you touch it with water i know a guy with a friend who heard from somebody the if you touch a damp cloth to the psp it blows up look how ddump sony is i mean what if it gets wet i bet tthe same thing true with the pos3 sony aint msart enought to fix that 4hit

[jcalder8]

OMG WHYzs u go xbox!1>? Its evul Micro$oft want to control the world hahah xboxweak60 rolf! lol121 IT nawt lik Sony , sony doNT vant money$s$ tey r best frends w/ u!21!lol(nawt that ways rofls)
DAnt leeve pSthree we Gonna g3t funal funtusy 15 rolfs , and Metal G3ars 4-9~! Huh Huh MAster chief! Master queef~!!! rolfs master bation huh huh hu
ur mom

[tom]

Nintendo don't care about games, they are only in it for the money (actual fact from Game Over book)

[XYXZYZ]

Nintendo don't care about games, they are only in it for the money (actual fact from Game Over book)

No there not, the seal of quality was there to help make all the games better not like atari and mastersystem where all the games are CRAP. and the licensing fee was there to make sure only serious companies would make games they were taking care of me the consumer becase they care about their custmoers. Thats an actual fact I read in NINTENDO POWER. And nintendo power is the official source!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[heyricochet]

This thread makes my eyes bleed.

[Muscelli]

reasons why the nintendo DS is a piece of shit:

Kid games.. Theyre crappy kid games like Mario and franklin's adventures

Stupid TOuch screens: They suck, theyre little, theyre gimmiks

bad graphics: The graphics are a joke

Stupid accesories

I HATE NINTENDO ITS KIDDY CRAP

[The Sage of Sega]

omg nobode plays peecee! omg! lol like all consolz suck the gross. liek i got a peecee for like $1500 and liek it dont play far crie liek full gprafix. so i pai $900 for geeforc 7950 geeteex and now my eyes bleede. lol console suxors! my eyes do blood because my far crie run at 1600x1200. that's widh and heit of pixals babie! that's so liek hot like.

(seriously though, i love my pc. oh gawd. i could make a love child with it.)

[Synergy]

Wow, did I make a wrong turn and end up at the GameFAQs board?

Um, I mean...LAWLZ AT LEAST I'LL HAVE A PS3 THATLL PWNZ0R YOUR M$ FANBOI CONSOLE WITH GAYLO 3!!!1111oneone!!1 ITS NOT JUS A CONSOLE ITS A PC TOO LOLLERSKATES AND NINTENDO WIF THERE STOOPID WIIMOTE WTF IS THAT LAWLZZ HAVE FUN WITH UR HOMO ZELDA AND MARIO FAGAXY!!1 ILL HAVE TEH SUPAR GRAFX WITH METAL GEAR SOLID 4 AND AFRIKA WITH THEM REAL LOOKIN ANIMALS WORD UP DIGGITY

SILLY NINTENDO KIDDIES! LMAONADE!



Heh, that's about all I got right now. I'm getting tired.


j0|<3rT t3hn w|-|y iz ur /-\\/aTAR g\_/y waching dr00l1ng p$3 z0mbeez wOtchENG thr33s1xt33s m0wing ur lawn an den sk8board3ng thru w1nd0ws?!

:above me:

Hell, this whole thread = :above me: :ROFL:

[RetroYoungen]

LMGOFROPB4UGO2BED teh misro$oft iz het CR4P mmutherfckers j00 al su><><or5 dumazs



http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7533/lolzmikeak3.gif

(I just wanted to add that this picture just might be the funniest thing I've seen on the boards. Ever. LOL LOL LOL)

I think I have to go find an old English textbook and read it for about an hour, that was painful.

[Slate]

1 kAN c d/-\n-CERZ!

i |<A|\| c |)an-c1ng!

h0w a|30uT j\_/gg|1ng!

wA ha HAAA HA hAaA!1111!!one!!! (http://www.gametrailers.com/gamepage.php?id=1781)

That last part is a link, Not to what i want, but close... Watch the video "Webisode 6")

[PentiumMMX]

j00 4r3 4ll n00bs! t3h n1nt3nd0 s1xty-f0ur 4nd g4m3 b01 c0l0r 4r3 tt3h pwn3rz w1th c00l sh1zz1t l1ke f4rk11ng d1ddy k0ng r4c1ng 4nd p0k3m0n cryst4l!


http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7533/lolzmikeak3.gif
Best. Animated. Gif. Ever.

[diskoboy]

P0nG.

-nuff said.

[Richter Belmount]

j00 4r3 4ll n00bs! t3h n1nt3nd0 s1xty-f0ur 4nd g4m3 b01 c0l0r 4r3 tt3h pwn3rz w1th c00l sh1zz1t l1ke f4rk11ng d1ddy k0ng r4c1ng 4nd p0k3m0n cryst4l!


http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7533/lolzmikeak3.gif
Best. Animated. Gif. Ever.
L337A71SSIC

[Avatard]

Obviously the N64 is leet over the PSuX. Look You can scratch the cart and be ok. But on the PSuX if you scratch it the disk is gone. Plus who wants to play crash racoon? You gotta get Mario64 witht he naked Luigi code. Plus you can even ride Yoshi. Wow! Also the N64 runs much cooler because it doesn't have moving parts like the PSuX. You can even use the old NES RF adaptor with the N64 so you dn't have to buy a new one. All the PSuX has is sports games.

[Richter Belmount]

Wow, did I make a wrong turn and end up at the GameFAQs board?

Um, I mean...LAWLZ AT LEAST I'LL HAVE A PS3 THATLL PWNZ0R YOUR M$ FANBOI CONSOLE WITH GAYLO 3!!!1111oneone!!1 ITS NOT JUS A CONSOLE ITS A PC TOO LOLLERSKATES AND NINTENDO WIF THERE STOOPID WIIMOTE WTF IS THAT LAWLZZ HAVE FUN WITH UR HOMO ZELDA AND MARIO FAGAXY!!1 ILL HAVE the SUPAR GRAFX WITH METAL GEAR SOLID 4 AND AFRIKA WITH THEM REAL LOOKIN ANIMALS WORD UP DIGGITY

SILLY NINTENDO KIDDIES! LMAONADE!




Heh, that's about all I got right now. I'm getting tired.


j0|<3rT t3hn w|-|y iz ur /-\\/aTAR g\_/y waching dr00l1ng p$3 z0mbeez wOtchENG thr33s1xt33s m0wing ur lawn an den sk8board3ng thru w1nd0ws?!

:above me:

Hell, this whole thread = :above me: :ROFL:
ROLFC09TERS!

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