View Full Version : Maxim's '12 Greatest Video Game Toilets of All Time'
Perkar
08-15-2006, 06:07 PM
maxim online has a nice little article about video game crappers. i particularly like Alone in the Dark :)
check it.
http://maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?slideId=2292&imgCollectId=107
Pantechnicon
08-15-2006, 06:27 PM
Not on the list, but my favorites are the urinals in "Dark Forces". But how on earth stormtroopers manage to get their little fellas around that armor is beyond me. :?
segarocks30
08-15-2006, 07:29 PM
That is funny. LOL
Sothy
08-15-2006, 08:14 PM
A dude in my old CS clan is the one that made that toilet in counterstrike with the exploding turds.
You used to be able to get hostages to follow the terrorists and they take them all in the bathroom and camp... pain in the ass for cts.
I think he works for Valve or Gearbox or someone now...
/me flips a burger
MegaDrive20XX
08-15-2006, 08:54 PM
Finally, someone remembers Redneck Rampage!
j_factor
08-15-2006, 11:29 PM
#1 should've just been a photo of a Jaguar CD. :P
Jumpman Jr.
08-16-2006, 12:22 AM
Before even getting to #1, I said to myself "I bet number one is going to be that monster taking a dump from Duke Nukem."
thetoxicone
08-16-2006, 12:27 AM
Even though its a crap game (pardon the pun) I would have thought that the toilet level in clayfighter for n64 would get mentioned somewhere in the list
oddly, shows the little details even since just 2004... I mean.. 2004 graphics looks like CRAP, compared to these days now..
Man technology is freakin fast.
badinsults
08-16-2006, 01:52 AM
And this is why I don't read Maxim anymore.
Ed Oscuro
08-16-2006, 03:52 AM
Somebody mentioned FFVI.
Also, the humor was good, but that sort of writing strikes me as "trying too hard" now... although the one about queueing up for Belushi autographs... oh man LOL
Anyway, DOOM? Maybe I'm crazy, but I do not remember seeing that thing anywhere.
s1lence
08-16-2006, 08:33 AM
Good Duke Nukem 3d is number one. Probably some of the most memorible bathroom scenes in videogames.
lordnikon
08-16-2006, 09:09 AM
They left out a REALLY good one. However since the game isn't all "super famous", the toilet didn't make it into Maxim's list.
Without further ado(is that how its spelled?)... I give you the toilet shot from Cold Winter on the Playstation 2:
http://i.i.com.com/cnet.g2/images/2003/reviews/914739_20031202_screen003.jpg
Darth Sensei
08-16-2006, 09:13 AM
What about you shooting the dude from above while he's on the crapper in Goldeneye. :D
FaSCoRP
08-16-2006, 10:05 AM
Yeah, I donīt remember that in Doom. And Iīve played it A LOT.
Good Duke is #1
BTW: Nice chicks on the site
Nebagram
08-16-2006, 10:34 AM
Wot no Kingpin? Maybe even Maxim has limits...
EXTREMELY disappointed there's not even a cursory mention of the Jet Set Willy toilet either.
Yeah, & where's Silent Hill 2 &/or 3?
& Rachelle Northcutt being only a runner-up in the Hometown Hottie contest? C'mon, she looks like Leann Tweeden!
@_@ @_@ @_@
Push Upstairs
08-17-2006, 10:54 PM
Duke at the top of a list....as he should be.
Graham Mitchell
08-17-2006, 11:13 PM
I wanted to see the Maniac Mansion toilet on there, or the alien toilets from Space Quest II (which really are the best).
And I definitely don't remember any toilets from Doom either, but we all could be mistaken.
Push Upstairs
08-18-2006, 11:32 PM
Those toilets in Doom must be from a fan mod or something.
I do not recall anything that detailed being in "Doom". Most levels were vague (Central Command?) and lacked the landmark details that "Duke3D" brought to the genre.
Frica89
08-19-2006, 04:04 PM
hahaha the first thing that came to mind when i read this topic was Duke Nukem, and i guess it was for good reason.
milinko959
08-19-2006, 08:57 PM
#1 should've just been a photo of a Jaguar CD. :P
ZING!
Anyway, I never knew there were toilets in DOOM. Anyone know the particular game that screen was from?